City #07 28 марта 1999

Beech - VIHHI-Pooh and all, all, ending.

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                      BEECH
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             Winnie the Pooh and all, all, ALL

                    end


    Chapter 9.


  Castle Maneater overtake the darkness. Gaumont squad Greens
rapidly been such a good day, gradually
subsided, only the most zabubennye Her head still
stand on their feet, and more flimsy has long poured out his 
soul to the near and rested from his labors PATH directly at 
around the castle and church. Most prudent were on patrol, as

hours per night has been allocated for the seasoned cask of 
Madeira wine cellars of the Ogre on the nose with a condition 
to use it the next morning and the release of on guard duty for 
a month. 

  Pinocchio was a board drunk. Naturally, not from
wine, and in anticipation of ... Well .. Well, you yourself 
have read that it was promised to him for Malvina Castle Eater. 
The appointed hour was approaching. Pinocchio was fully ready. 
Even combed and pomaded. He fingernails trimmed and cleaned up 
the ears. He ordered the cover table in the living room 
Maneater (since the large hall was brought into complete 
disrepair for such a important and very intimate candlelit 
dinner). He he watched the selection and cooking of meals (local

cooks brought from distant countries, very appreciated by all 
owners of the castle, and therefore does not could leave him - 
the circuit in the institution have always been of excellent 
quality). Malvina same in this while giving directions flock of 
maids, decorating and very cozy love nest, and its occupant.


  Time passed. Rather, hobbling. Another rather unlikely
dragged, agonizing and threatening about to stop.
Pinocchio once again remembered with regret that
his nails trimmed - albeit a no occupation
it would be. But - sooner or later it all goes away, and this 
was the last hour. 

  Actually, I'm not going to describe
first part of the joint dinner of Malvina and Pinocchio.
There is nothing special. Any of you have repeatedly observed, 
and he certainly experienced many such events. Joint retreat 
candlelit dinner ... But what of it? Is that surroundings of 
the Castle ... And so, quite a common phenomenon. We are also 
much more interesting second half cultural program, terrible, 
dramatic events that unfolded in the bedroom Maneater.


  And here I must mention the source of the ensuing drama, for 
all the well-known figure switchman Guilty. It does not matter 
that he was listed as a scout, not important, (but surprising) 
that He did not suffer any punishment in consequence.

But it was he who caused the fact that Pinocchio
At a hastily abandoned in the late Malvina
dinner. The bottom line is that this same scout was
along with a pair of the same blockheads in the far Patrol
from the Green Swamp. And most of these sentinel
seem to have heard the characteristic of self-propelled furnaces
Ivan the Fool sound. Moreover, the characteristic of a large 
number of self-propelled guns. And naturally, that no one not 
warned the sentinel and the undesirability of the visit to the 
commander and he burst into the living room just in when our 
couple was ready to rise from the table and relocate to a more 
suitable room. Fate! Rock! Pinocchio was forced to

retreat, solemnly promising that he will turn
per hour, which corresponded to Malvina languidly that
she lie down in anticipation of his return.

  And she kept her word. I mean, what really lay. And blew out 
the candle. 

  And at this time ... Oh, at this time Rabbit decided that
it was time to leave this cursed cellar. A
door, you ask? A bolt and lock? But the rabbit and
was going to break the door. He's just got
through an impressive hole in the ceiling of the basement, which
to brake as well cut off Piglet chandelier. He
have long since retired, but that's not issued
appropriate time, all the time someone stuck in
Hall, frying meat right in the fireplace. But finally
came the blessed silence, and Rabbit decided.

  He peered out of the hole. No one! In one
time rabbit jumped out and ran to the fireplace.
- Fire! Heat! And what's this? Meat! - You say,
that rabbits do not eat meat. Naturally. In normal conditions. 
And after months of detention at bread and water, even moth 
pull on svezhatinku not what the Rabbit ... In short, Rabbit, 
and dry, and warmed, and thoroughly refreshed and was ready to 
leave the castle and embark on a home edge. Purblind Squinting, 
he looked at the lighted only reflections polupogasshego 
fireplace Great hall and found the door. But then he summed up 
the logic. He was looking for something door to exit and 
completely forgotten that through the doors also included. He 
and entered. In the bedroom man-eater. To get tired of waiting 
Malvina. 

   - It's you, bunny? - Vorkuyusche said Malvina.

   - Mmmozhzhzhno and so shkazhat - dumbfounded said
Rabbit.

   - Nuuu, rabbit, where have you been for so long? - 
Zakapriznichala Malvina. - I'm waiting, waiting, all 
izvertelas, and you're still no ...


   - I. .. This ... generally in the cellar provalilshya. Here
only vylezh.

   - Beeednenky ... Do not hurt yourself? Come here quickly,
and it is cold like a ... The fog probably down.
Only once clothes take off, it certainly scared
wet and cold!

  Stunned by such an unambiguous order
and besides, who can not refuse a lady rabbit instantly 
stripped and dived into bed, where he Malvina met.


   - Ouch! You're tickled! My God, what have you
turns out to be a nice fur! And after all, do not think ...

    Rabbit little surprised. - And do not think ...?

   - You're trembling, zaychonochek! So do not get sick for a 
long time, come here, I'll cure ...- and Malvina press oneself 
to Rabbit ... 

   - Mmmm ... [Censorship] ... not so
Bunny, it is better [censorship] ... let me
[Censorship] ... I am now [censorship]
! [Censorship] !?!?! [Censorship]
!!!!! [Censorship] !!!!!!!! ! ... [Cut
censored] ...

  .. and at this moment the light flashed. Two horrific
fact that suddenly opened Malvina - Rabbit in razvorochennoy 
bed and Pinocchio in the doorway of the bedroom. Stupor 
attacked on all participants in this scene. First, desperate 
yelp, woke Malvina. The second came to Pinocchio, but he did 
not scream. Rabbit never recovered, as Pinocchio

calmly raised his lost Winnie the Pooh and Mauser
emptied it in the Rabbit. Then began slowly to change the clip, 
gazing appreciatively at the Malvina. 

   - Zai ... Buratishka! I ... immediately deep
was! He came in, and I thought it was you at last
Something back from these horrible swamps! I asked:
"Bunny, are you?" And he says - I am! I thought
what are you ... Buratinchik! Please! Put down the gun, do not 
be nervous - it's the same mistake, I do not fault! You have 
already punished this impostor! 

  Pinocchio went to the carcass of the Rabbit, still
holding a revolver in his hand.

   -Error mean? So you've decided it's hairy stuffed up for me? 
But at the same time the nose and the ears messed up? 

   - Lapushka! from whence I knew you if you have chest hair or 
not? I've never seen! A ears, I did not check!


   - Naturally! You're quite different from him checked! 
Previously, he had less to show off! Then we would have long 
been aware that I have, and what No! And then lock her meals 
served, a fireplace and a sea of ​​romance ... Dura ... - 
Apparently, Pinocchio has overcame his anger and imminent 
threat to life passed.


   - Buratinkin, lapuska, but this is a misunderstanding ... 
Let's not poison their lives because of This pretender to the 
contrary? Hold me, pussy and go away in some nook ...

- Malvina biting a sponge, a fast and breathed seductively 
stretched. 

  Pinocchio flinch. He dropped his revolver on the bloodstained 
rabbit blanket stretched to Malvina and ... And at this moment 
under the bed, someone sneezed.


  Vzvivshis out of bed, Pinocchio tsapnul Mauser and
drove a bullet in the side of the bed. There was a wild yelp
and from under her left ... Piglet. Yes, zabivshiysya slit in 
the secluded Piglet, Piglet, who lost his pants, Piglet, 
nurtured ambitious plans, Piglet is not long for this world ... 
Mouser twitched a few times, and two more corpses huddled in 
Agony in the bedroom Maneater. 

  Pinocchio wearily sat in a corner, lit a cigarette and
staring into space. After some time of
Bedroom heard another shot ...

  R.I.P.



    Epilogue.


  So, here, and ended the story. And it remains
just add a few words about the future
our heroes and suffering Mohlandii.

  Soldiers Urfin Juce in his march to the Castle
intersected with the Serpent Dragon, in the ensuing
battle both sides vzaimoistrebilis.Ivan-Fool
test a new model of self-propelled oven crushed frog princess, 
and then washed down the bitter and wipes in the most seedy 
taverns. Detachment of the same Pinocchio flee to towns and 
villages like gallant Corps of Winnie the Pooh. Eeyore is 
absorbed the idea of ​​unity with nature and does not leave the 
Great Chertopolohovuyu Polyana. Yaga settled messenger

at one butcher shop. Carlson makes a jam in the same, but with 
a candy store ... 

  And that Winnie the Pooh, you ask? Winnie the Pooh ... Rumors
of it contradictory. Some sworn claim that he turned to God and 
went into the wilderness atone for sins, and leads a life where 
the classical hermit, eating only ascarids and wild honey

Bees. Others are no less ardently championed version
it goes underground and the preparation of a new revolution.
There are witnesses to both versions.

  Who knows? Great Mohlandiya ...