Buzz #13 12 февраля 1998

Тусовка

Moscow - A brief report on how the newspaper went to Moscow.

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(C) Spy / EI

    started: 4.02.98 at 22.03.24

    finished: 5.02.98 at 23.47.58


                                   "For two hares chase
                                    from both the face get. "

                                             (Proverb)


   The idea of ​​this event occurred in our anaesthetized (as
showed the trip) imagination on Monday 01/26/1998. About
six in the evening I went to the Paracels (Shura), D-Man 
(Diman) and Crazy (Sanya) with the joyful news that Dimanu 
responded Laser Software from Obolensky. In a letter to LS 
invited us in 02/01/1998 Moscow on a party in Izmailovo Park. I 
must say that just on this day, I was given the January 
scholarship. Slightly pokumekav, we from Sanko decided that if 
I take a hundred thousand in Ash'a, then we will have enough 
cash, and we have time to completely turn around in 1 day. 
Subsequently joined us and Dima with Shurik. 

   Learning about our conceived, Ash gave me another fifty 
dollars and asked buy him a drive in Mitino. We did not suspect

that scam with the discs will be our fatal mistake :-(


   ... Early in the morning, the first of February at about 
4.40 we came to station with a naive desire to make Moscow a 
bunch of new friends and pump up the software. Arriving without 
incident to Vladimir, we Moscow's move on the train and soon 
moved in the direction of capital.


   Drive about 10 minutes, we, despite the assurances of others,
that the car is heated, began to feel cold and easy to 
understand that others are wrong. My legs, standing, strangely 
enough, on the floor, began to freeze, and I put them on 
opposite shop. Follow 2.5 hours passed in a calm atmosphere: we

Shurik alternately listened to The Prodigy, Sanya tormented 
crosswords Diman and just sat there and something had thought.


   At the entrance to the station Fryazevo Shura and I suddenly
felt the urgent need to dispose of surplus
fluid in the body, but simply put, the cast. Off on
travel on the train, we found Shurik two doors
reminiscent of the entrance to the restroom, but they both 
turned out to be closed. After wandering aimlessly for a while, 
I asked one guy on this concept as a toilet. Without thinking, 
my companion uttered something like: "Yeah, you guys, right in

vestibule ... "This idea is already creeping into our bright
head, and now, having received confirmation that the people and 
does We decided on a similar act of vandalism ...


   Returning to his seat and told Dimanu and Sanya on our
adventures, we protryaslis another hour and arrived at about 
10.25 Kursk Station.


   After spending a good time, where necessary, we descended 
into the subway and mingled with the crowd "Muscovites". Sunday

Life was in full swing. People scurrying in all possible
directions ... At Mitinskoe radio market, I was only 1 time,
therefore, the road there clearly deposited in my memory. 
Leaving on Station Tushinskaya, I saw a completely different 
picture than the two months ago. After wandering for about 10 
minutes near the subway entrance, we have were about to go down 
and go back in Izmailovo (which should have done), when Crazy 
went to a granny, traded something edible, and asked if she knew

how to get to the radio market. A little in the direction
where Grandma waved her hand, I saw the old familiar stop
bus ...


   Coming from the radio market, we Zatar admission tickets and
received the usual dose PC'shnyh price, entered the territory of
market. The search of much-needed drive to us, we were able to
appreciate the implausibility of the whole approval Crazy,
that Moscow is never less than "-5". With some difficulty 
finding cherished discs (they were Verbatim Data Life Plus), we

Asked about the price - it is quite suited to us (20 rubles).. 
On the question the presence of hardhole, ie ring, followed by 
an affirmative response. Taking from the pockets of almost all 
our savings and counting them, we decided to take 10 packs. I, 
as a more or less experienced in cases bulk purchase diskettes, 
asked about the discount retailer - he agreed to 18 rubles. 
Again, counting cash, Sanya decided vzat another pack, as we 
reported to the seller. That long rummaged in his granaries and 
pulled, finally, one box; eleventh stack he took over the 
counter (this is necessary so link). Taking nakuplennoe We 
piled out and went bypassing the market. Imagine our surprise 
when we saw paper with the inscription ZX-Spestrum. Inspect the 
directory, we did not find any new sistemki and decided to move 
the market, as Time is running out. Photograph, on parting, the

input, we boarded a bus and went to the Tushinskaya. Leaving on
my (not very good) advice to 3 stops before we
decided to walk. Crazy, gently hugging a box of disks, with
words: "No it will not give up!" briskly paced in the right
direction; Diman, Shura, and I followed him ...


   In the metro Sanka got the idea to check the drives for the 
ring. On opening the solitary bundle, we have learned the 
falsity of the seller. Sanya even suggested to go back (because 
he refused to drive on the eve of work effectively with 
beskoltsovymi "drives) and stuff seller face these same disks. 
"The proposal was, however, rejected by a majority.



   Having emerged from the metro station "Izmailovo Park, we 
came concluded that the late "only" 3 hours. Upon entering the 
park and not saw the move stands out parties, Sanya with Shurik

decided to "catch on live bait." Shurik written on the box 
"Speccy Rulez. EI / Kovrov. "And gave it to Sanka. He opened it 
in the most prominent position, and we are proud pohodnyakom, 
headed directly into the park. How do I (and not just to me) 
seemed to our The action drew the attention of just one person 
- a high- a guy walking (God forbid memory) soprovozhdeii young 
girls and the other guy. Looked more closely at the 
inscription, however, he passed :-( Later Shurik speculated 
that this was none other than the Spirit - chief editor of 
Revival; not know, maybe he (Shura) and rights. Poshlyavshis 
the park yet for a while, we turned his steps back to the 
subway, and then to the Kursk station.



   In anticipation of the train, Shura and I bought in half the 
so-called cheeseburger, who was shaking in my hands, like foam 
rubber. Having tasted this fruit inflamed imagination of 
Americans, we came to the conclusion that for taste this 
"product" of foam is not gone. 


   In the train, despite the abundance of empty seats, we were 
hooked a grandfather, who bowed his head in our direction, 
carefully listened to, and sometimes even commented what we 
talked about. About two minutes later Dedan all of us took the 
order, and I was very upset when he was not thrown under 
control. 


   Arriving at the home and separating from the pack of discs, 
we are frozen and sleepy, went home.


P.S. Sum rezultz of da trip.

  1. Sanya bought the discs on _37_ rubles per pack.

  2. Shurik with Dimanom - by _40_ rubles per pack.

  3. I bought the discs on _75_ rubles per pack.

  4. Sea "fun" and "joy."