Buzz #13 12 февраля 1998

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Chip'n'Dale - 1 - Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers zaSAVEitsya Part 1.

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                 Chip and Dale rush zaSAVEitsya.


                          PART ONE.


                          CHAPTER ONE.


                     DIVERSION AND FOUR MODEM


    Chip vymucheno sighed and hardly looked up from
monitor. He put his cigarette in the mouth, four hundred 
fifty-third for the morning, and closed his eyes, which danced 
in front of frenzied cursors leaned back in his recliner.


    On fruitless attempts to infiltrate the database potbellied
Chip ditched seven days and four modema.Bank hit
sophistication zaschity.Kogda Chipi first time bravely put in
the nearest port on the dummy password "BORODAVKA" he politely
poslali.Kogda he slipped into a nearby canal, he was sent far
less polite way. Next-bolshe.Snachala simply
matter, but then, apparently having exhausted the vocabulary, 
the system became take more effective mery.Kogda chip to its 
great joy was in some directory, he did not know about

perfidy lovushki.Sliv for joy the whole directory with the 
intention of deal with it in a more relaxed atmosphere chip was 
about call Dale, that he helped kreknut protection on the 
files, if such imeetsya.No at this point it hung in the NOKIA 
486 space, and new high-speed modem, prohripev something

like "to die, but do not give up" a blue flame erupted and 
ordered live long. When plugging in another modem chip is 
overloaded car, his first thought was that perhaps there is not 
something hvataet.Ne lacked detail: disappeared just merged

directory, and with it the full NORTON COMMANDER
sostave.DOS, thank God was in place, and Chip, swearing at it's 
light is rushed to look for a floppy disk with the late 
NORTONom, which is not enjoyed since the day that 
pohozyaynichal Whack on the screw in search toys. Then the 
result was no less devastating. 

    Further-more! After the restart put the chip back in it
Ferris baytohranilische ... But here is started ... Monitor its
NOKIA gave animated screensavers, amazing quality
graphic and vulgar soderzhaniya.Mysha ran the table as
rabid rat, a laser printer gave printouts Pionerskaya
TRUTH "for the 86 th year, modems, hissed and melted.

    Now Chip sat and wasted staring at a monitor on
where adultery regular saver.

    Slamming the door in the room burst into Deyl.S keen 
interest staring at the screen, he stopped behind the chip.


    -Well? - Asked Dale.

    -How tselka. "replied Chip.-and do not break.

    -Mda-and-a ...- Dale scratched his head a light pen, from 
which no display appeared a chain of question marks and indecent

word.

    -Or maybe just a machine is not compatible?, He expressed
assumption.

    Yes-no SPECTRUM is a potbellied ...- began Chip, but Dale 
immediately jumped at the idea.


    -And why not?-Yelled on.-U SINKLAIRov extension
Memory almost beskonechnoe.-adapter you tried it?

    No, but here ...- Chip again interrupted.

    Tuk-schA isprobuem! Joyfully screamed Dale, grabbed off the 
shelf adapter card, and brushing the floor SVGA-monitor, tore 
the cover system block unfortunate NOKIA.


    -Wait!-Chip yelled, but it was too late: Dale put the card 
in slot, sparks, and the unfortunate NOKIA is called, threw

processor.

    -Oh, forgot to turn off the network! Joyfully yelled 
Deyl.Chip sitting with his mouth open, not yet having come to 
after such a blatant act vandalizma.Deyl meanwhile disappeared 
and returned a minute later with a system unit from the 
IBM-486, which immediately and raskurochil.Podklyuchiv to this 
unit and the keyboard and the TV from late NOKIA, and tucked 
somewhere in the vast interior of the car adapter board, a 
great cracker said that it is possible continue ...


    Four hours later, Chip is finally straightened his back and 
stood up with floor, where there was a "last resort" - sparks 
from 11/30 monochrome CGA-Monitor joy waved in the air diskette

3.5 inches and lightweight whispered: - "There!".

    The room was littered with razvorochenymi system unit
IBM-compatible machines, broken-down pads, wreckage
Modem paper. Next to the system unit SPARK smoked
body of the last, sixth, modem antiquated model
which is probably still used by Aristotle, and Dale
unearthed this rarity in his office in a box from under the
kukuruzy.Iz wreckage of a laser printer gently crept sheet
paper with codes starting intercontinental ballistic
raket.Vypolz, and lay down next to a detailed plan Belogo House 
and a list of FBI intelligence network.

 Dale sat on a stack of system units and lit it.

   -Can you still tell me that we merge? "He asked.

       Chip waved in the air diskette: Winchester, he is no 
longer trusted.


   - The latest version antivirusa. "he said. -Works v.
last Tolstopuzovyh type viruses "fat-cat". Naturally, he
not hunting, that his products worked against him.

    Dale put a cigarette in the ashtray.

    "Yes," he said, "time we had zaSAVEitsya.

    He was right: no time to pull the chip disk from the drive 
as Last modem exploded, throwing sparks.


    Dale reached for a cigarette, but instead grabbed the light
pen and put it in his mouth, while the display appeared
inscription: "Ministry of Health warns ..."

    Now, potbellied cover. "Said Chip, watching Dale
bazuspeshno trying to drag the stylus.

    Last Spark blinked monitor and prohripev: "Count
Communist! "kicked the bucket.

    Pee ... Ts "said Deyl.-Now we can rasslabitsya.Ey, Whack," 
he shouted through the open door, "Come on, dui, dearie, for a 
beer ... 


                        CHAPTER II.


                  Potbellied take action.


    Long claws potbellied in desperation tore the upholstery 
leather kresla.Tolko that right before his eyes some p with ai,

broken to E F to protect the mother BBS merged latest antivirus
intended "for their" on th destroying the whole
direktoriyu.I that most angered, he potbellied, no
could prevent this.

    Potbellied was the coolest sysop of the underworld, and
He worked three of the best hackers, and responsibilities 
between they were strictly divided: one dealt only with the 
fact that put protection on the program, another specialized in 
broken these same protections, and a third in the free play 
Diggera time, was engaged in breeding new dastardly 
virusov.Esli you say that viruses are a class "fat-cat" 
potbellied vychesyvayut of his is a particle, do not believe - 
you, roughly speaking, they yat.Vse laborious work of the Mole, 
his tears (usually to make his work, with its propeller washed 
Diggera, without which the Mole could not live) and sweat 
(sweat, when you two clubs threshed on the teapot). But is not 
the case ... 

    Despite such a wonderful staff, the program still
swam away. Potbellied shied his fist on the VGA-monitor to your 
PC AT 386, and called MAPS - that hackers that worked krekaniem

files.

    MAPS entered the study after two potbellied minuty.On all
quiver of the tail to the ears.

    - His name, boss? "He began, but the potbellied, rising due 
to table cleverly shied him in the head with a roller from the 
printer, and barked so that the walls began to tremble:


    -Who was ????!!!!!!!!!!!??!!??!!!!!!!!

  MAPS shut his ears and crouched down by a powerful blow to 
the sound wave. 

    Chef-...- he squeaked - our caller ID identified the ...

    The hell-automatic number detectors "- shouted potbellied, 
but then reached him sense of what was said, and he slyly added:


    -So what are they defined?

    Two calls were made from the Pentagon, one of the
FBI headquarters, and another one from the village 
Uchertanarogerovki Kolomna region from some of Vaska Protopopov.


    -Damn it! - Roared Tolstopuz.Emu something did not believe
that his personality had become interested in the FBI or the 
more Pentagon.S Vaska Protopopov potbellied also was not 
familiar, so it concluded that automatic number detectors duped.


    Disappear-to-eye! - Snapped potbellied and MAPS with 
udovlstviem carried out the order boss.


    Potbellied picked up the phone and dialed the number of 
professors Nimnula.


    Norton Nimnul have apparata.-voice in the tube.

    -Hey, you, NORTON, I am of you alive WINDOWSov 
ponadelayu.-yelled at tube Tolstopuz.-Why is your vaunted 
NIMNUL COMMANDER instead In order to send NORTONovye systems 
are at Forest on my BBS anyone who might ask?


    "And ...?

    "And all my works of genius disappear like water in a
toilet! What do I do with you?!

   A Th for Fenichka potyrili?-Scornfully inquired Nimnul.

    "What?!-Tolstopuz. squealed" Yes, without this "Baubles" 
your punch will be the disc to spit, unprintable words to print 
and wash off for a walk on the women.


    -So there is a cool ...

    -I'll show you the "cool"...!!! If you give me these very
Children not bitches razdobudesh your machines at once in a 
syphilitic pozapisyvayutsya!


    -What are your automatic number detectors they say and what 
you tell me about it mozheshsoobschit?-Nimnul sereznym.On 
already decided to appear sdelalnekotorye vyvody.A kotyara when 
told of the testimony their equipment (on the verge of 
fiction), Professor finally confident in their dogadkah.Tolko a 
team of hackers could arrange a n y.


    -This SAVE HACKERS Inc., More nekomu.-stated Nimnul.-Not
be afraid I am with them myself razberus.Moi dog jiffy they 
input buffer clean.


    "Well see I, associate professor at one hundred percent, do 
not cope - he'll be on the network run .....!!!- crashing and 
rending of the tube drowned out the last words of potbellied.


    -May you "myshoy" suppress fat homeless !!!!!- muttered
Nimnul, laying pipe.


                     CHAPTER THREE.


                Who does not smoke or drink ...


    Early in the morning Roquefort still decided to look into 
the cabinet Chipa.Ostorozhno as if expecting a blow on the 
head, he looked into open door.


    What he saw shocked him so that he strongly put it in
zanacheny pocket in the kitchen chunk of Kostroma and cheese 
with a bang opened the door wide open.


    The Cabinet met him almost sepulchral silence, and reminded
soon after the capture of the Reichstag, as a workplace
programmista.Oblomki computers and furniture, carpet
pol.Posredi cabinet still glowing display already dead SPARK.
From raspayachnogo closet smelled ozonom.A in the corner among 
the mountains of cigarette butts and empty cans of beer lying 
side by side, and themselves great hackers, issuing unanimous 
posapyvanie. 

    Beside them in a puddle of beer floating in a [very] drunk
Whack. Roquefort realized that the boys had a difficult night 
and morning will be not easier.


    However, they had to be razbudit.Ne hesitation, grabbed 
Rocky STILL ALIVE [!!!] monitor gallantly fallen at his post 
and SPARK with a frenzied rage slammed him against the wall 
over their heads sleeping ...


    The thunder of an exploding tube and the hail of debris had 
no effect action.


    - "Said the Rokfor.-It must have been there since uzhratsya!

    Dale moved, and reached for the unfinished can of beer, but
Roquefort banged his hand, grabbed the bank itself, and poured 
it content on the sleepers.


    Chip got up on his elbow, and took a cigarette, but the 
mighty hand of Roquefort grabbed this pest subject, and tore 
zatyagon, leaving teeth a Chip filtr.Vidya that 
neprosnuvshiysya hacker still trying to light a cigarette, 
Roquefort away from him and the filter grabbing at the same 
time zazhigalku.Togda Chip shook Dale, and asked: 

    -Got a light would not be? I'm lighter somewhere sown.

    It was higher Rokforovskih sil.On furiously zavraschal eyes
and yelled:

    Drunk e-s! WINDOWS you in the window!
I get up-and-a-ah-ah-A-AT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Chip and Dale zashevelilis.Deyl rose, made a shaky step
office, and groaned: "Pi-i-i-wa-ah!" Whack, the mother ... "

    -Scoundrels! - Cried Rokfor.-themselves drunk, and the user
to innocent drink! What an example you give the younger
generation!

    -Horoshiy. "said Chip.-Now, if we are drunk, but he did not
gave ...

    -Chipi ...- moaned Dale - somewhere here, in my opinion, was
unopened bank ... Baska tres-c-h-ni-ni-um.

    -As you were beer!, Roared into the street Rokfor.-step 
march - at-dva.Nichto so do not knock crap like jogging.


    A hangover from it saves? "Whack-piped,
vynyrivaya from a puddle of beer, in which he spent the night.

    "She of all rescues," said druzhische. Rokfor.-Even by
syphilis.

    -By the last aidstest'om that of BOOT.EXE jogging is not
spaset., said Chip.

    -Zatknis., not very politely interrupted Rokfor.-Take
Nut and fresh vozduh.Ya you will make to live a healthy
life.

    Better-RESET the most interesting place ...- muttered Dale.


             (Continued in the next section ...)


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                Chip and Dale rush zaSAVEitsya.

          (Continued from the previous section.)


    Doors Gaykinoy workshop were zaperty.Iz all seven
keyholes kurilsya suspicious smoke.

    On demanding an answer is not tapping Roquefort
posledovalo.Bormocha himself profanity Rocky
stuffed in the biggest castle desperately resisting Whack.
Half a minute later a small user stumbled back from the green
immediately turned into fioletovogo.Probormotav "again .... 
with a bitch" Rocky leaned on the door of the mighty 
plechom.Dver not poddalas.Rokki with takeoff struck the oak 
barrier foot, but with the same uspehom.Togda he was 
desperately thrash on the door fists, creating a totally 
inhuman roar. 

    -Ugorela., he made the conclusion after three minutes of 
fighting. 

    -Let me poprobuyu. "said Dale.

    He went to the door and sexually whispered in keyhole
well "Gadget ....".

    Dale started coughing from the smoke, but the measure have 
had deystvie.Za door heard light faltering steps, the noise

an overturned table and obscene expression of four bukv.Zatem
somewhere on the level of his forehead there was a heavy blow, 
and then ... 

    For a moment they stood, stunned by the flow of smoke, 
having escaped because dveri.Zatem in the notation of the 
doorway appeared shadowy figure.


    -Dailey, "said a figure," We agreed on seven ...

    Roquefort eyes turned into something like five inch
diskov.Kazalos, it now had a stroke.

    Gashish., "said Chip, voluptuously prinyuhavshis.-At the 
corner Marshalling of seven greens ship sell ...


    -I wonder what shishi she bought it? "Asked Rocky
and suddenly making crazy eyes ran to my room ...

    He came back white as a Bat.

    Three-cheese box ...- croaked Rokfor.-laid on the flea 
market ... 

    -Not at flea market, but "Syrtrestu" prodala. "said nut,
appearing from behind a smoke-zavesy. at dumping prices.

    -Most of doping .- Chip snorted.

    -I do not vinovataya.-stated Gayka.-This one pimp - she
jabbed his finger at Dale - I have three ship LSD squeezed.

    Roquefort wanted to express what he thinks of this
occasion, but only waved his hand, and ordered "all the air."


                       CHAPTER FOUR.


                    Just missed the attempt.


    Jogging, which Rocky vozlogal such high hopes
did not produce the desired result (it was rather propolzka). 
Chip Dale, worth Roquefort turn, continued to flee to honestly

strictly specified direction - toward a neighboring saloon
larku.Obkurivshuyusya nut Rocky pulled over a very difficult
by a well-known law of physics to drug addicts was constantly
pulled back and down so that her feet were only a
similarity tonuchego yakorya.Vzhik powered pinkovoy traction
created by the same Roquefort - fly with a hangover he could not
and the run did not learn (the flies crawl (if not fly (in
now))). After a seven-propolzki city they
tired and unhappy domoy.U back door revealed
The chip that has lost the keys, and Whack was no longer in a 
position that any delat.Gayka same, removing from the chip 
strap was poking around in the castle. Chip waited, holding her 
hands pants, and soon the same fate comprehended all the rest, 
since all the buckles fell into keyhole skvazhinu.Rokki, 
showing initiative was very much going to hack their way socks, 
when suddenly found that the door is completely forgotten 
zaperet.Vospolzovavshis this whole team tumbled inside.


    While Chip and Dale crept over his office to find
though, would be a droplet of beer, Roquefort found last year's 
supply of pizza and heating it filed for stol.Samymi countries 
were her physical svoystva.Nozhom it is not cut and not a fork

kolupalas.Gayka dragged breakage and split it into several
pieces, which are then stacked in a coffee grinder, and the 
resulting powder is sprinkled into the mouth.


    Trying to shove down his throat vysheopisany powder and 
flooding his inordinate amount of tea (when the latter was over 
Rocky fell to the tap, with the intention to drink at least

half water) friends heard crazy topot.Vvidu
no neighbors schizophrenics they looked out the window.

    -Here, "said didactically Roquefort - even robotic dogs 
Nimnula likes to run!


    -Attack Dogs Nimnula?

    -Run?

    -Here?!

    Looking out the window, the team saw a nightmarish 
zrelische.K Staff with all four legs ran robot psa.Oni already 
approaching first row of barbed wire.


    Po ... on ...- chip turned gray, like a printer from 
ROBOTRON, 1910 - on why did not the alarm went off?


    "Where is security?-Yelled Roquefort.

    -That's You tell me .- said Gayka.-you for her
response.

    -After our great knopkonazhimateli
automated defense systems, I do them and not
podhozhu. "said Roquefort.

    Meanwhile, the enemies of all priblizhalis.Oni broke 
through two sets of barbed wire for some reason, a dead, swept 
away two automatic bunker, for some reason did not open fire, 
and now desperately looking for a way through the minefield.


    -Damn!-Barked Chip, flying into cabinet
Rokfora. Rocky, there was KENITEC 386! Where he is, you're a rat
basement!

    -How do I know ????!!!!!- yelled in response, your Rokfor.
coffee grinder but you also own one here does not use.

    Yes, you understand that the management of defense system
carried out either with my NOKIA, which is now not working
or by duplicating machine, which stood here and now
disappeared?

    Chippy ... - Sadly said Dale - it seems to be my fault.
Yesterday ... Dale does not dogovoril.Chip has come to resemble 
the printer is not only color, and appearance.


    "You ... You ....... You ...........- he said, choking
"You have p e, yesterday you brought backup
KINETEC, and we burned it, along with others?

    "He bravely and fell on his postu." said Dale.

    Valiantly, something he had fallen, but only post was 
chuzhoy. muttered Chip.-What are we now manually control 
systems? 

    -Net.-reassured him Rokfor.-not necessary: ​​you eliminated 
all manual control system as soon as the file system

security to the computer.

    -Oh my God! Chip began zelenet.-This is what, now bare
hands to fight them?
Outside, there was a mine explosion, followed by another whole 
series. 

    -Lord-yelled Deyl.-Rocky, I told you, that mines
too close to each other! Now all of a mine detonated
field!

    "Well, at least once a dog exactly ugrobilsya." said
Chip.

    -The hell-podobnogo. said, appearing in the doorway, 
Gayka.-Dogs almost retired, but he fell from a nearby pine cone 
... 

    "Well, Rocky," Dale yelled, "when this is over, I'll
remember your supersensitive mine!

    -So what do you do? "Asked Gayka.-They have already torn 
past rows of barbed wire.


    -You can build a computer, as long as we hold
dogs? "asked Chip.

    -Am I, Fantômas?-Nut asked.

    No, you fool. I did not mean from scratch, "said the Chip. 
Poe blokam.U you that boards do not have?


    -I-said poischu. Gayka.-In a pinch, I will gather all the 
trash from your office, and blinded something from him.


    -Rocky will help you, though, Rocky? Chip flashed on 
Roquefort eyes, and nodded grimly Dale:-Come on, face it.


    When friends, armed with large-caliber slingshots
climbed onto the balcony, hidden in the trees above the door on 
the last hit first udar.Ne thinking long friends started

bombard enemy various small items home
obihoda.V case first went to The surrounding vessels, and then 
pieces today's breakfast, wield enormous disruptive force

then three-inch wheels and small parts that Dale
dragged out of the office of Chip, reasonably assuming that 
they are nuts still not ponadobyatsya.


    Dogs responded adequately the situation: accept rush
under the balcony, making a giant leap in a desperate attempt
get two strelkov.Togda in the course went mops: cost robot
make the jump, as he received lethal tool for sim
fore part of the muzzle and falling obratno.No enthusiasm of 
dogs This is unbroken.


    Meanwhile, in the studio smelled marijuana Nut,
desperately straining degraded by drug brain tries to
speeds skonstrolit something elektoronno - computing.
Roquefort was digging in piles of trash filling the shop, 
extracting there anything that even remotely resembled parts 
EVM.On excavated three system blocks, but to his bitter 
disappointment their stuffing was a bit not relevant: all three 
were packed fresh gashishom.Uspev put in your pocket for two 
jamb grass, continued excavation of the Rocky ...


    Meanwhile, a brave defenders ran out of
boepripasy.Togda in the case went to bigger things: a bed,
chairs, oak dining table, cast iron bench from the studio,
refrigerator, and t.d.i etc. Then Chip remembered vinchesternuyu
11.9 mm rifle, which is already lying in the cellar for cabbage,
and was used mainly as a handle for a broom - Roquefort
attracted to her exceptional prochnost.Pozhaluy decided Chip
If this unit once used for legitimate purposes, it is
may decide the outcome.

    -Dale, Winchester, zhivo. he cried, and felt in
outstretched hand pleasant heaviness dvuhsotmegabaytovogo
Winchester.

    "Yes, this is not the same," said the chip by running a 
screw into the nearest robotopsa.Sey strange projectile landed 
in an open mouth sobaki.Pes slammed hlebalnik loaded and 
started. 

    -NORTON COMMANDER, VERSION 6.00.-issued it in three
sekundy.Zatem desperately spun in one place
shouting: - "ERROR.Can 't read to the disk in drive C: Press 
ENTER to try again, ESC to abort or enter a different drive 
letter here ...", which, translated into normal language means: 
"Nerd! What are you stuck in the car! "You have a driver," Tse 
"full n ts.Davi Inter Milan, and get lyuley on the second 
circle, and if you smart, then click "Eskejpa and ye s th, and 
even better if you do it in a different driver, which pushed 
his name. "In due to lack of keyboard unfortunate animal had 
remained in limbo, and temporarily dropped out of order.


    -Ur-ppp-a-ah! - Yelled Deyl.Pervuyu part of this martial
cry for joy, he said, and the second because it just does not
fell from the balcony.

    -One is ready to calmly stated .- Chip.-Horosho.Prodolzhim.
More hard drive.

    -He said the vyydet. Deyl.-This was the only such
sample from a computer Whack, and it is not something that 
NORTON, even DOS had perepisyvat.My same yesterday, this 
machine with your Disk gruzili.Ty still matter at this very 
much. 

    Nut finally scraped together half a dozen workers' wages and
Now desperate remembered how much she vtykaetsya.Za basis
took Chipovsky NOKIA, which seems, except for plugs
did not board a ostalos.Monitor absent, and nuts
had to engage in this noble cause of Television
lounges.

    Dogs now have three of them continued to ataku.Vsya 
furniture has already been thrown away (finished (eh)), so it 
allowed the surrounding cones, empty beer cans and packets from 
the sigaret.Chip brought the same vintar, but damn mechanism 
pernuv a couple of times turned into a pitiful semblance of 
tapes pipe, and went after the previous stuff.


    Meanwhile, plucky nut under a hail fell
Roquefort gathered cuffs still some semblance of EVM.Pervoe
inclusion in the network accompanied by a strong release of 
heat, light, CO and CO2, but then, apparently a couple of 
improperly inserted cards burnt and the car earned a heavy buzz.


    Chippy, you're done! Call out, Roquefort, and a great 
attacker, leaving battle station rushed to the keyboard.


    Winchester-on-KENITECa. skazalv Gayka., there seems to be no
damaged.

    Not having the desire to check it out, "there seems to be" 
chip to have transgressed case. His paws clattering on the 
keyboard. 

    At the same time the hidden machine guns came to life, and 
showered the enemy chewed zhvachkami.Po barbed wire ran a 
current, and hitting on insulator ran back. Dogs rushed about 
in terror across the meadow, stumbling over piles of discarded 
things. 

    And then Chip struck corona udar.Lovkie fingers typed
code ... Sosedzhnee tree split in two, and from the depths of 
the deep Mine seemed the most lethal weapon - a piece of steel

wire in the common people called "scrap". But this shell
section was about four meters, and had inter-continental
appointment to defeat a ballistic one traektorii.Esche
keystroke, and intercontinental ballistic SCRAP
collapsed, crushing him all four dogs, and bringing down the 
left wing Staff of the great hackers. When the dust settled, 
chip out from under fragments of ceiling beams, and laughed 
with relief ...