Miscellaneous - Competition: Computer jokes from readers.

Competition.           
                               
music by COOPER                
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    Little user (Epic).     
                               
The little user downloaded the program,         
The sysop cog purred hysterically.            
Once a request, twice a request...          
The squeal of heads echoed through the walls.        
There won't be a replacement for sysop for a long time.            
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They didn’t take me to the service - a white ticket.        
And the little user went online,       
I took up the matter with great interest.      
Bill's companions fell behind the forest.           
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The little user installed Windows.         
I didn’t drag around for long and questions arose.        
The windows are wide open, and there are drafts...     
Nocbuctom blew away the family's money.         
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Grandfather sent some tin.            
SmallThe user took out a soldering iron.         
He took and soldered a microcircuit into the computer,      
The smoke prevented him from downloading the demo.         
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Early morning.  Table. Melted on the table
smoking wreckage. From under the remains
There are two evil types of viruses. One of
they spit out a crumpled sign with
inscription Scorpion and mutters, addressing
to another: And you said Pentium! Pentium!..
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Two Chukchi, having traveled to the capital, purchased
yourself on the computer. One took the most
dear stump.  And the other one is Spectrum, yeah
diskettes, and books for it, and on-
gifts left for the family. And that's roughly what-
rez year the first Chukchi approaches the yurt
rogo and shouts at the door: Hey, Chukchi! However
Will we go on vacation to the capital again? And the second
and answers him: You were like a Chukchi,
it stayed that way, and now I’m a big man
became, they know me in the capital, Chukchi-
They call me Soft.                           
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 On the entrance exam someone writes
essay. I wrote the page to the end,
went to the desk, filling the desks to the end,
slid down onto a chair andthen onto the floor. Finally,
this disgrace is noticed by one of the members
admissions committee. He approaches the person
and (indignantly) says: Young man!!
What are you doing here?!! What does it mean?
the subject replies: Well, then I’ll form-
I'm tiring!!!                                 
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 The programmer puts two on the night table
glasses.  One with water - in case
wants to drink. Another empty one - in case
if he doesn't want to.                         
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 In the middle of the street, the engine of the car stalls. B
three people in the car: a businessman, an engineer and a programmer
mist.                                    
 B.: (taking out his cell phone) the brigade is coming now
I’ll call you and we’ll sort everything out.                     
 I.: Don’t run out of batteries, I’ll do everything myself
I'll correct it.                                
 P.: (surprised) Are you guys? Yes it is necessary
just exit and enter!!!                  
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 A drunken hacker is crawling down the street. 
His friend meets him and asks:
How did you get so busy? After all, you're just
coded last week?         
X:. And I (hic!) yesterday found the code.
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 The kid approaches his father and asks:     
- Dad, what is abortion?                 
- Well... You understand... It's as if
you ordered something from a TV store, and  
then he called and refused...            
- So, the abortion is clear. What is Igno-
re?                                      
                               
             Ksyvy             
                               
He lives well                     
Who has a disk drive -                   
Your mouth is free from worries,                   
And the disc won’t jam!                   
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He lives well                     
Who is familiar with Spectrum?               
Even if he calls                      
The evil PC is a fool!           
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He lives well                     
Who has a big PC?                    
Unless he wakes up                 
Bill's duty glitch!                
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He lives well                     
Who is very friendly with SysOp -            
It is always loaded with soft.              
Let the BBS explode!                
                               
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