Enjoy - Military woman. Announcement. Jokes.

                                          
MILITARY                                    
                                          
                                          
On the military map, the place where the documents were seized
for a wounded enemy it is indicated by a circle
crossed out from corner to corner. (c) regiments-
military nickname                             
                                          
WBR, Dmitry
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I don’t know whether it’s true or not, but here it is...
I’m telling a story from a former tanker I know
told.                              
                                          
During exercises at the training ground, one tank was swapped
poured into a concrete ditch. The armor cracked and
The driver's head is sticking out with cracks.
The regiment approached, scratching the back of his head, and said:
phrase: “I saw everything, but so that the forehead armor
break through..."                               
                                          
Best wishes, Alexey
e-mail: alborow@ropnet.ru                 
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There was a joke during the war... Captain (nowadays
Major) Levshin wanted to make sure
lack of knowledge of a Roma studentPankina
(we had such a very colorful personal-
ity).                                   
                                          
- What is this? - he asked, poking the pointer-
on a square with the letter "G1" on the struc-
circuit diagram of a superheterodyne receiver
R-250M.                                   
- Heterodyne! - Roma answered cheerfully, hearing
after giving someone a hint.                     
- What is this then? - Levshin asked a question,
also had good hearing, showing
to the square "G2".                        
- Heter-two! - Roma guessed.            
I’ve never seen such a happy face at Levshin’s
saw it :)))                                
- Why I love the army is for the similar-
new jokes! - he said when it was over
a five-minute fit of laughter in the audience,
putting a well-deserved mark on your love
to my dear student.                           
                                          
http://www.orc.ru/~kyandr/iem.htm         
                                          
ANNOUNCEMENT. ADVERTISING                     
                                          
                                          
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I will solve your problems with infinity.  From-
I add from the uncertaintydividing by
zero. Tel. 199-44-92 (ask Fourier)     
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In the Kirov Administration it hangs on a stand
announcement: "Do not touch the stand with your hands,
this is the result of human barbarity." 
                                          
Oh, I remembered...                           
                                          
The Lenin administration has something cooler
announcement: "On the liquidation of private
entrepreneurs and legal entities
go to the room..."                      
                                          
Cool job done :)                   
                                          
Vadim                                     
e-mail: strsvr@online.ru                  
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Today my brother and I are driving up to the local
IZh-car service and we see such a message on a pole -
lam shield:                               
                                          
 +----------------------------+      
      | Major interior cleaning |      
      |     at night |      
      |  accepting applications from 19 to 21 |      
      +----------------------------+      
With best regards, Mikhail Pavlov
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In our city there is Bolotny Lane.  And
there is house number three.  And it hangs on the house
sign. Read carefully:         
                                          
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           | 3 lane Swamp |            
           +-----------------+            
                                          
WBR, Leonid Tylkevitch
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 Begin PRICE.TXT              
                                          
Single bed with mattress (chipboard)     
1008.** rub.                              
                                          
How to understand this?                         
Bed "For Official Use"???   
:)))))))))))))))))                       
                                          
Best wishes, Alexey
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Garage for sale 9.5x4 for 2 cars
we are the letters "G".                             
                                          
Can you just come and have a look?  Never
notI saw cars in the shape of the letter "L".         
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From the Philips catalog:                
                                          
HS 040 - Machine for trimming mustaches on
batteries.                                 
                                          
:)                                        
Dmitry                                    
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The wave of crisis in the country gives birth to the unthinkable
jokes.                                  
                                          
Near St. Petersburg there is a town called Krasnoe Selo, in which
there is a pretty cool car dealership right next to it,
selling Soviet cars, naturally
but - for rubles.   The dollar climbed uncontrollably
up, and the ruble equivalent, respectively
Truly, unthinkably, he fell. Driving past this
car dealership, I notice a huge queue,
burning bonfires and a hefty sign above
input:                                   
                                          
 "We don't let more than three cars go into our hands!" 
                                          
Sergey Nikitin                            
http://virtual.8m.com virtual@cryogen.com 
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I recently heard:                          
A man gets up at night to go to the toilet and stumbles upon
per bag of sugar. He goes around him and immediately eats
throws himself into a bag of flour.  Next he stumbles
about a box of canned goods. "... - but when will this
the hunger will end!"                        
                                          
Please accept the assurances of our deepest respect,  
Oleg                                      
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Yesterday evening there was an advertisement on TV, something
like "we'll tell you about the unsurpassed
the taste of Nescafe." Husband (gloomily): “Yes, tell me-
live, with such prices we can talk about it
just listen." :-)                    
                                          
Best regards, Svetik
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
REPLIKS. PHRASES. ANECDOTE                   
                                          
                                          
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AG> Although, given that now with prices de-
AG>yes... Drink boiled water.      
                                          
Distilled is stronger :)                
                                          
E-Mail: а_maximov@yahoo.som               
        948max@i-connect.ru               
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DS> I wonder what place they thought
DS> when was this name given?          
                                          
As usual, based on the name of the populated place,
kta in which production is located. Here
only with Tolyatti Automobile Plant
house there was a hitch.  Volzhsky had to
name. ;-)                              
                                          
 Serge
SergeSandman@unforgettable.com            
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Read slowly, carefully, getting used to
role, think about what you read for two minutes.  
                                          
I'm going to work today, the sun is shining,
the rain has passed - grace... The look of the le-
nivo glides through the environment, holding
living on... um... the most prominent
details.  And then, as if by chance, in the field
a sign appears.  Once again
once everyconsciousness registers sluggishly large
the letters on it are "NIILKA"and the sign begins
float out of sight.  But still, salt
the little place is shining, the rain has passed... A look at
pauses for a second on the sign and successfully
for the first time in the last year it regulates
read the small notes of her brightest visions
font:  "Research Institute
Integrated Automation of Light Industry
laziness"...                              
                                          
Sincerely Yours, Pavel
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MZ> In lithol - lithium, in violet - I don’t remember. 
                                          
And in violet - Filiy, Stepashy and Khryushiy. :-)))
                                          
Best regards, Andrej
sntkulev@online.ru                        
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YN>> Half of the women when choosing “sex or
YN>> chocolate" gave preference to chocolate
AS> I wonder what would happen to men? ;)  
                                          
On the contrary!                                 
I'm not saying goodbye, KaterinaP.S. If someone slowed down, pay attention.
     mania for the first word.               
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> And, as I recently found out, on the 1st at MGIMO
> Clinton is coming.                      
                                          
Guys, someone meet a guy at the price
three, otherwise they might not let you in without a student’s ID
tit. :-)                                 
                                          
                                      J.R.
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> You can’t give everyone everything, because everyone
> a lot, but only a little... (c)?            
                                          
The one who has, if not everything, then a lot  
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I remembered here and decided pacckazatb.  SORRY,
if old.                               
                                          
So, (O)father and (S)yn are walking through the bazaar.   
(C) Plaintively: “Dad, buy sandals, well
    buy-and-and.                             
(O) "Be silent, be a man, you're still skates
    I couldn’t stand it!”                           
                                          
A man falls intothe store yells that there is
pee into the saleswoman's ear: "ME MATCHES!"       
Saleswoman: “Why are you so angry, you bastard?
you with or without a filter!                
                                          
                                      Arti
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AZ> Now I was listening to Radio Modern - they say
AZ> peak of Communism (this, if anyone doesn’t know,
AZ> no, the highest peak of the former USSR - 7495m)
AZ> Tajiks renamed Ismail Peak
AZ> Samoni (founder of the first Tajik
AZ> states). Wow.                 
                                          
Ha! Still, we decided not to demolish it :)         
                                          
Best regards, Alexey
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IS> And I moved in today. In someone else's ass.    
                                          
I have a book in front of my computer, and I...
I alternately read, now from there, now from here.  And
I read this right after the discussion on the topic:
"On April 1, Boris entered the royal palace."
Wow, I think the dude got it...            
                                          
                                     Ljuba
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 Yesterday I watched "The Hound of the Baskervilles".  Well,
there they rescue Sir Henry safely,
Yankovsky as Stapleton drowns in a swamp.
  After this they advertise the film “That Sa-
my Munchausen." So, it's the same one there
Yankovsky completely categorically asserts
believes that he, you see, is for himself
I pulled my hair out of this swamp.         
                                          
                             Sergei Frolov
                                          
lautenaus@geocities.com,                  
sergei@i.am,                              
http://i.am/sergei, ICQ=12370106          
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RT> Why is a herd of sheep counted by their
RT> to you, and the Academy of Sciences - by members?     
                                          
They count according to the weakest points :)         
                                          
                 Ivan aka Hobot (Ardalion)
                                          
hobot@mindless.com                        
ardalion@usa.net                          
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AB> No! The ability to use strong in a PLACE
AB> a little word - the same sign of courage -
AB>ness, as well as the ability to stand up for oneself in
AB> dark gateway after asking for a snack
AB>rit.                                 
                                          
The whole problem is that those who are underwater
Rotne was asked to smoke, it’s quite possible
really just wanted to smoke...     
                                          
                                 Alexander
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AM> You can steal the weather of Kazan from the Internet,
AM> Izhevsk, Ufa, Emb. Chelny.  Approximately
AM> in the middle of this triangle, if
AM> have three columns:                     
AM> Kazan Izhevsk Ufa,    
AM> it will be possible to interpolate for Chelny
                                          
You're not the only one so smart.  Surely these too
three cities calculated by interpolation
between Beijing, Helsinki and Istanbul :-)  
                                          
Best regards, Boris
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VI> It is known that it is impossible to comprehend the female
VI> what kind of logic (to the wonderful part of the members
VI> of this club - this saying is almost not
VI> applies). We can confirm this
VI>found even in our native language.
VI> For example, the words: lies, cowardice,
VI> gossip, stupidity, rubbish - female
VI> kind.  However - truth, beauty, honesty -
VI> nobility, courage, wisdom, kindness -
VI> too.  But courage, for some reason,
VI> still - average. Which of the positive
VI> human qualities, except intelligence, masculine
VI> what kind?                            
                                          
Wallet.                                  
                                          
Bye, Exler
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I am looking for fans of the group NA-NA.      
                                          
P.S. I WILL FIND-KILL! :)                       
                                          
Best regards, Dolgallo Roman
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PL> Balzac's age always painted
PL> woman! :)                           
                                          
How old is Balzac now? (c) ?      
                                          
That's all, Aristo
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PF> Jadem das sainy. To each his own. Someone
PF> is looking for Money, someone is looking for Knowledge.         
                                          
Someone - Knowing where the Money is ;)      
                                          
Homo Simplex Adamovich Evgeniy
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OG> New, never worked!           
                                          
What if it doesn’t work for us either? :)       
                                          
                               Denis Panov
E-Mail: dpanov@chat.ru                    
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SM>> Or maybe “scrape mommy off the rails”
SM>> it will sound more beautiful..           
                                          
AG> This is all bullshit.  Today in the film
AG> heard:                              
AG> - FUCK YOU!!! 8-E~~~~~                
AG> - Come on, come here... (so thoughtfully) 
                                          
All this is bullshit!  That's what I prefer
pirate: the language is alive, it’s a thrill to watch.  A
then on the license:                           
"Joni, you know, Bobi was killed.          
  -Yes? Really?                            
  "Yes, he's dead."                         
The same thing, but on a pirate:                
"John, motherfucker, these... fucked Bobi!
  -What?! How could they fuck your mother?
   BOBI?!                                 
  -To death!"                             
                                          
So choose what to watch. So... =:) 
That’s all, Alex, don’t waste away.   
                                          
Angel                                     
Sunday, August 30, 1998, 16:43