Constructor - It’s no secret that Russian “soldering irons” have gotten used to connecting anything to “SPECCY” - from 3.5 disk drives and a hard drive to cartridges from “Dandy” and “Sonу play station”.

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 It's no secret that Russian "soldering irons"
 got used to connecting everything to "SPECCY",
 anything - starting from 3.5 disk drives and
 hard drive and ending with cartridges from
 "Dandy" and "Sony play station".
 Rumor has it that someone connected SOUND
 BLASTER.We have no right to confirm or
 to refute these rumors, however, to the editor
 "SPECTROFUN" got the most interesting
 document confirming that in the West
 implemented the idea of ​​"Electronic home", then
 eat at home under the guidance of a computer.
 Without further comment we provide
 it’s up to you, and it’s up to you to decide what else you need
 connect to a computer and what not to do.
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 TIMES,01/11/1997

 TCI, the largest national company
 cable television discusses
 unique project together with Pacific
 Gas, Electric Co. and Microsoft
 Corporation for the development of "intelligence"
 al house." Expected to triple
 turnover in the home automation industry
 tions from $1.7 billion this year to
 $5.1 billion by 2000.



 And here is the diary of the future homeowner!


             =============== 


 November 28, 1997.

 Finally moved in. In the end, this
 hour we live in the most intelligent
 house in the area. Everything is connected to the network.
 The TV cable is connected to
 phone, which, in turn, with a PC,
 PC is connected to power wires,
 all home installations and system
 security Everything is remote
 managed with the most friendly
 new interface that I have ever
 saw . Program this thing - how
 snap your fingers. I myself, it seems,
 tied with wires.

 November 30

 Great! Programmed a video from the office,
 adjusted the thermostat,




 turned on the lighting using the car
 new phone, remotely adjusted
 oven temperature by a few degrees
 for pizza. Everything is fine and
 cozy for my return. Should I implant
 Should I have a remote control?

 December 3

 Yesterday the kitchen broke down. Unexpected event-
 tie. When I opened the door
 refrigerator, then the light bulb has burned out.
 Suddenly everything else is electric
 equipment stopped working - lighting -
 tion, microwave, coffee maker -
 That's it! I carefully turned it off and on again
 all devices . No effect.
 Called the cable company (but not the kitchen company)
 phone number). They sent
 to the communalcompany .Utilities




 they claim it's a software issue
 providing . Programming company
 conducts telediagnosis via
 my home processor.

 Their expert system claims that vi-
 utility workers are new. to me
 I don't care, give me back the kitchen! Another phone
 data calls. Still deleted
 diagnostics

 It turns out that the problem was "unforeseen"
 emergency mode" - the network never
 met with the failure of the refrigeration
 no light bulb with the door open.
 The burnout was explained by this
 mysterious logic like a surge of voltage
 niya and so she turned off the entire kitchen.
 But, since sensory memory reported,
 that in fact there was no splash, then




 kitchen logic was confused and not
 I could do a regular restart.

 The utility company guy swears
 that this is the first time
 his memory.
 Restarting the kitchen took more than an hour.

 December 7

 The police are sad. Our home is always
 calls them for help. We found
 that every time we turn on the TV or
 stereo above 25 decibels, this
 causes micro-vibrations that intensify
 window When these vibrations mix
 with a gust of wind the security sensors are activated
 and the police computer
 concludes that someone is trying to break in
 inside.




 Another glitch: whenever the basement is in
 self-diagnosis mode,
 I can'tuse remote
 switching television channels.
 And this means that whenever it is
 happens I have to get up with
 sofa and switch manually. Program-
 Mists and utility workers say that
 this defect will be eliminated in the next
 version - SmartHouse 2.1, but it is not yet
 ready .

 December 12

 This is a nightmare. There's a virus in the house. My personal computer
 caught him during
 access to the general network. I come home -
 in the living room there is a sauna, windows in
 bedroom covered with ice, refrigerator
 defrosted, washing machine




 basement flooded, garage door cyclically
 rises and falls and
 The TV is stuck on the channel "No Shopping"
 leaving home." Lamps throughout the house
 blinking like strobe lights, but not yet exploding
 suffer from overload. Broken everywhere
 glass Naturally, security sensors
 they don't find anything.

 I'm looking at the message pulsing on
 personal screen: "Welcome
 to the Home Destroyer!!! And now a little
 let's have fun...
 (without undue modesty, there is no virus
 Blessings to the Destroyer of Homes...)".
 I'm leaving home. Fast .

 December 18

 They think the house is digitally sanitized,




 but in reality it's just a mess.
 The pipes burst and we are not entirely sure
 don't we have part of the virus,
 which attacks toilets. However,
 Exiles (as they like to call themselves
 special virus team)are sure that
 the worst is over. "Home Destroyer"
 "It's a pretty nasty thing," one of them tells me.
 "but consider yourself lucky,
 that you didn't catch Poltergeist. This
 really terrible."

 December 19

 Apparently our house is not insured against
 viruses "Fires and mud
 landslides - yes," says the agent, "viruses
 - no."

 My agreement with SmartHouse staff



 clearly says no complaints
 are not accepted if any of the devices
 or the computer at my home
 communicates with the network in any form with
 non-certified online
 services. Everyone is very, very sorry, but
 they can't predict everyone
 viruses that can be created.

 We call our lawyer. He laughs.
  He's excited.

 December 21

 I got a call from the sales representative
 properties of the SmartHouse company. As
 we have a special holiday offer
 m opportunity to experience new
 SmartHouse version 2.1. He says I
 I will be able to meet the programmer in person.

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