Advertising - As you understand, now there will be self-promotion.

          NON-COMMERCIAL ADVERTISING
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  As you understand, now there will be self-promotion.

 1) If you liked this number and you
 you want it not to be the last, then
 write to us! We will answer (if possible)
 all letters. We will be especially grateful
 if in addition to reviews you send any
 be texts, not all the same time with FIDONET
 carry! Also write if you want to exchange
 share information with Odintsovo ZX-
 club.
                OUR ADDRESS:
        14З000 Moscow region.
              City of Odintsovo.
          st. Parkovaya 1, apt. 7Z
                    O&F




 2) If you want to enter into cooperation
 partnership with the best musician and artist
 our city, call! We are always happy
 your calls! (This is especially true
 Moscow and surrounding areas.)

 Our phones:
        (095) 599-15-02 (ask Oleg)
        (095) 596-27-З8 (ask Sasha)


 By the way, it would be nice for us to find a norm -
 dedicated programmer...



           COMMERCIAL ADVERTISING
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  Welcome to the sofa store!

 Today we have two lots on display:
                LOT NUMBER 1
             COMMANDER'S WATCH

  The clock has eight hands. Four of them
 show the time, the rest are spare, what-
 would confuse the probableenemy.
 The arrows are coated with a special compound,
 thanks to which they glow in the dark
 those serve to blind the enemy. Dose
 radiation is sufficient for radiation
 defeat within a radius of 200 meters. For simple
 the angle between the hour and minute
 lkami is always equal to the straight line.
  All watch gears are made from the most
 modern transistors and microcircuits. With




 the best watches are made
 Western technologies: explosion welding, riveting
 ka gas, assembly sober.  Gold plated
 The watch case is galvanized with tungsten.
  The commander's watch is wound half-way
 company, in the northern regions of the country to them
 a special winding handle is included
 in the cold. In case of ingestion of tea
 owls of sand they begin to work like pe-
 juicy. In a combat situation automatically
 the slow motion clock mechanism turns on
 action, and the clock begins to tick.
 critical moment the commander can throw
 them towards the enemy. At the same time, the built-in
 The new speaker beeps in a commanding voice
 "Follow me! Attack!"  Clock in the dark
 they say in a whisper, “Don’t be afraid, I’m with you.”
   Buy a commander's watch. These will be
 the most enjoyable hours of your life.





                LOT NUMBER 2
       UNIVERSAL HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE

 Your bald head stands on end when you see the bill.
 for electricity?
 Are you tired of hissing like an overfed monitor lizard?air purifier??
 The thought of cleaning the dust collector makes
 visions of the Augean stables???
 We will help you!

 The "Wife" household appliance guarantees clean-
 that and order in your home!
 Fabulously cheap and practically safe
 sleepy!
 Self-modifying plug-and-pray
 EEPROM BIOS will provide (over time)
 n)100% adaptability of our device
 to your character and to your habits!





 Our device is so high-tech,
 and I.I. the device is so perfect that
 we consider it unnecessary to use tools
 instruction manual!

 A few tips for those who are purchasing for the first time
 raving about our device.

 1) And most importantly.
 Remember, it's just a device!
 And no one can force you to use them
 call!
 2) Don’t skimp, change the external one more often
 device casing. A neat casing is the key
 uninterrupted operation of the device during
 the entire service life.
 Poor quality coverage of mobile organs
 marriage can also have a negative impact
 on the efficiency of the device.
 We strongly recommend purchasing a




 spring decorative elements made of precious stones
 precious stones and metals. On quality
 This will have virtually no effect on all work.
 (Is it possible to improve perfection itself!
 ), but will pleasantly surprise your friends.
 H) Our device DOES NOT CONSUME electricity -
 gee! At all!!!
 The digestive system of the device is designed
 based on the latestachievements
 chemistry and biotechnology and is capable of re-
 botch almost any biological
 product. But this is not a reason to download
 bur shavings and residues from repairs
 wallpaper. Expenses for repairing the device or
 acquiring something new can be very
 high... Especially since after a good
 There will be something left for dinner.
 This is enough for our device!
 4) For efficient operation of accommodative
 sensory system, the device requires




 so to speak, “fresh” impressions.  Not
 be afraid to experiment!
 Discuss with him, make changes more often
 expectations (first 1-2 years of running), grumble
 to poor quality of work. This contributes to
 welcomes the rapid development of analysis centers
 and self-criticism and, as a result, increases
 Device efficiency.
 Connect the device to your home video information
 mation system.
 You will be amazed how much
 The capabilities of the device will increase!
 !!!  We strongly recommend NOT connecting
 Connect the device to a personal computer.
 To our shame, we must note that
 The latest versions of the device are susceptible
 manic addiction to computers
 games like Lines and Tetris to the detriment of performance
 those Our engineers are working on this...





 A few words about routine maintenance.

 Our device has exceptional reliability
 ity, but like any complex biomechanical
 nic system requires someattention.
 Don't forget to lubricate periodically
 device.
 Lack of lubrication will result in sudden
 increase in noise and vibration of the device.
 Lubricating once or twice a month
 more than enough for reliable
 functioning of the device. But, as is known
 you can't spoil porridge with oil, and you can...
 Do this even several times a day!
 This will not harm our device!

 !!!  Injecting lubricant into the marked area
 in the diagram can activate the rep-
 lication system. And after 7-9 months




 you will get another version (and maybe
 more than one) device COMPLETELY FREE!


 Don't be conservative! Change the device
 at least once every 5 years.
 We always have something new and
 attractive!
 Any colors and sizes! For every taste and
 character!

 * Require localized versions by
 place of purchase.


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 Thank you for your attention!