In today's examination we will talk about
program of the ADVENTURE-ACTION genre, made by
learned by domestic programmers from
glorious city of Zapupyrsk. (Who wouldn’t
knows this city??? - Nobody knows!)
Unfortunately, we were unable to create the program itself.
put it in the application, since we have it
stole some bastard. That's why we appeal
to the authors - RESPOND! The masses will appreciate it
your work is worth it. So:
COMMANDO-2
Expert: John the Pest.
The program is written quite beautifully,
it’s immediately clear that people tried. One thing
I'm just not happy - there are no INFINITs. Everything is there,
but there are no immortalities! I appeal to the fatherland
TV hackers - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???
But I digress. I'll tell you about the game.
MAIN MENU
Basically the same as in all games.
so I won’t even describe it,
I'd rather tell you how to play...
GAME
The main character is a perpetually drunk plumber
Uncle Fedya, who once served in the military
ative troops.
So. One day Ne-
good people anddemand that he do
some kind of Bad Thing.
Uncle Fedya, as usual, is very drunk, nothing
he doesn’t understand, so he sends
Bad People with three cherished letters.
Bad People, seeing that in such a state,
I can't get anything from Uncle Fedya,
leave a note and take it with you
a bottle of Zemfira port wine, which my uncle
Fedya stammered so that in the morning he would get over his hang-
pour.
In the morning Fyodor woke up and did not find
port wine, but having found a note,
gets angry and looks for someone to punch in the face,
but not finding anyone he goes to
searching for your "Zemfira".
On the way he steals a rusty bicycle
together with his owner - a beauty
Glashka.
Together with Glashka they raid
to the plumbing store, where our main
the hero stuffs his quilted jacket pockets with muffs,
rivets, nipples and locknuts and
puts his pet on his shoulder - but-
nickel-plated one and a half meter long
gas key!
Then our heroes penetrate thoroughly
guarded premises of the city water canal, where
find a top secret map of underground
communications.
Uncle Fyodor goes to a classified mission
database of bad people in the sewer system
pipes
Having reached the base, Fedya blocks the
hot water, and at the same time cold water, which is why
Bad People, accustomed to comfort and
civilizations are dying like flies; remaining
uncleFedya finishes off with his gas wrench
and a manhole cover,
captured by chance on the way. Especially
the persistent are bombarded with rubbish from their pockets
Fedya's quilted jacket.
There would be a happy ending here, but
in the service of the Chief Bad
The man is Fedin's former colleague
at the construction battalion plumber Uncle Vanya,
sold to scum for daily bottles
lku "Agdam" for free.
Uncle Vanya takes it out of a velvet case
your award-winning blued...gas key
no smaller in size than Uncle Fedya's, and
goes in search of Fedor.
The final match will take place in the boiler room
at the boilers.
Opponents fight tooth and nail
death using his famous gas
keys, then sequentially latches on
50 and 40, bends of the 89th pipe,
cast iron radiators and comfort radiators
, flush tanks, carob and end
keys for 24 and Z6, water taps and
welding transformers. Sparks fly
the roar of metal is heard, the fighters receive
injuries, boiler room equipment arrives
into disrepair...
Finally, Uncle Fedor wins with
using a Czech blue toilet and
such and such mother. Viola!
Happy end:satisfied Uncle Fedya is hungover-
is still his favorite "Zemfira" in
embraces of the beautiful Glashka, wrinkling her
lovely scent nosefumes and
fecal matter that Fedor smells of
...
I hope you can complete the game to
end, especially if there is INFINIT.
HAPPY GAMING!!!
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