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- - - --------------------------------------------------------
Anecdotes and jokes about the Spectrum scene
-------------------------------------------------------- - - -
Fast introduction
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I address the people who were mentioned in this text:
People! Everything written below is not an attack, but healthy
humor that will make us all laugh. I didn't have a goal
offend someone, well, if you really offended someone... Then “You can attack me
take offense" as Sinn^DT would say.
.Cannibal^TL
-------------------------------------------------------- - - -
- 1 -
Attention! There was a rumor that arty nooonzen at the next
arching his fingers into unimaginable arcs, he dislocated his hand and
now he has it taken away, like the Naziswhen greeting.
Urgently looking for a chiropractor...
- 2 -
From an early age Himik got used to cheating and now... Congratulations
the birth of a son! :)
- 3 -
The most recent news: raver is so overzealous in
the development of three languages, that he began to speak three dialects
immediately, thinking in Latvian, speaking in English, and swearing
in Russian. Ugh! Raver has now made an appointment with the children's
speech therapist - maybe it will help...
- 4 -
Me! No, you just don’t understand, it’s me! That says it all
and all negative misunderstandings must be dispelled with MY
arrival ;). Yes. Noonz hasn't had time to take out the trash can yet, and I
here, you see, he brought the country to the white knee, in attempts
give birth; after nine months of effort, the result was only
a stillborn miscarriage, which I dismembered out of grief, and the remains
buried in a drug addict's memorial from Rybinsk. Currently active
a test version is being tested in the form of news on scenergy
site. Remember, I promised a new cool newsletter,
which will be named after a previous stillborn
baby?For now, wait a little - something is wrong with dad "Monster"
it turns out... No, really, you don’t understand anything. Simply, Me! And
that says it all.
- 5 -
That's it. There is no scenery #3 and I want to scream! Yes, yes -
scream! You can shout in different ways: from joy, from grief: let's
Let's shout together! Send me your screaming texts where
pisem.net, and something might fall on your head, but not
overdo it, otherwise you might rip your throat out. Acbka! I love her, a
I also like to draw with a circle. So, you know, it will convert
screen, extra pixels are removed from it, then onto the monitor
place mugs and glasses of different sizes and with a pencil
circled! The main thing is to be stylish! What next? - Next
I, like a titan of the stage, apply my inhuman, powerful
effort and DRAW from the monitor into the computer, guess what! Then it is given
to the criticism of the Diver in tarpaulin boots, and... But what is there -
the main thing is to remember: there is an alternative to the scene, and also write there,
where there are no letters. All. The meeting is over - everyone is free.
- “Are you swollen?! I’ll show you how to accuse me of
conversions!" - shouted Diver, knocking his tarpaulin boots on
platform.
- 6 -Yes, I, like a good grandma, will write about myself cama: selling
fur coats, girls. Buy quickly, otherwise the “pinch” is wet,
as a result of which you are throwing me away Beccutb! So on the basis of Psekoza"
You can accidentally inhale the moment, smoke gaaaanzhy, and..neen.
in. throw yourself out okhallllll.
Psekkoo... Steel virginity, ugh -
iron man ....
- 7 -
... ccOO1. A huge crowd stands waiting for the arrival
main organizer. Two, three, eight hours passed. And so
Random appears, riding a kangaroo.
- Where have you been???
- drank beer...
- Why took so long?
- so I’m from Australia...
- 8 -
...Barnaul clinical mental hospital.
- No, no, no, HE is in me... He devours me from the inside.
Let me, let me kill the Buried Painter - “something is wrong here.”
Jews... I hate the stage! Oh, urgently some paper - I think I'm sick of it
looking at a beautiful picture created in Malyare. Give it, give itI'm 1024th Scorpio. I'll crush the painter...
- sister, inject the patient with npennapat 'a' - so that he gets more
not to worry, the doctor said - Jason Krueger, taking out
a bottle of potassium cyanide...
- 9 -
New Year is approaching. All living things are urgently evacuated:
Belarusian spektrumists will “celebrate”.
- 10 -
They say Serge Sturm quit drinking... :D
- 11 -
- In the Minsk underground passage: - I’ll give it for one and a half bucks
Awaken sources or exchange for two bottles of Belarusian... Well
Give me at least a glass!
- 12 -
“I urge everyone and instruct them to enjoy themselves to the fullest: drink
vodka, fuck women, masturbate when necessary, and if desired
seduce the "red caps"! Blow a braid, and bang on Speck
bequeathed the screaming Chasm, led by the communists to the camp for
anti-communist propaganda in the bourgeois "ecstasy" of the third
sample.
- 13 -
- Well, my son,what sins do you need to forgive? - meekly
said the rector of the Vladimir Cathedral, Demiurge Ash,
humbly dismembering the noonzen's body, gloomily spread out on
altar - it was a godless Heresy...
- 14 -
"I'll sell myself for a pack of floppy disks!" - Serzh whispered tenderly, languidly
bargaining with Ze Pagan.
- 15 -
“Damn! Yes, I’m cocy...” admitted kristoph to roctebyxe on
website y gas'a 13.
(raver sucks more professionally. Literature: treatise by Mr.
Butcher in "Eighth Note of Madness" :)
- 16 -
Flight... Wife, child, feverish shots from life... -
fucking life! I'll jump into the water and there will be no one to code chunky on
this lousy platform of plageatism and code-laming, I thought
sairOOs, having adjusted the KOSME yoke and looking at the surface of the water,
which differed in the reflection of the pipe of the production plant
motorcycles...
- 17 -
The incubated body of a cybermonster capable of expressing the essence
of his existence through drawing, blind, and evencolorblind, was
connected to an old black and white TV. "Yes, he is also
"he's going through grub," said the sadists from the sect
"Placebist yaishnikov", patting the body of the black and white
monitor and patting his artist on the head.
- 18 -
“I’ll show you a lamer! I’ll drown everyone in the Don!”, yelled Jocker -
Ataman of the "Critical Macca" kuren, waving his grandfather's Cossack
with a saber, chasing Gopnik Spectrumists around Rostov.
- 19 -
“Big! I won’t make you angry. Where is the Batkivshchina?” Jam wondered,
wandering through the expanses of Kuban.
“That’s half the price,” answered Maxx.
- What if we are Scythians? - suggested Cannibal.
- How can that be? - Nik-O asked.
- Baree gydzys, daragoy, don’t make noise - we’re all Slavic here, -
corrected by a man with a hooked nose...
“Muscles are pigans!” came the editor’s squeaky voice
Optocoupler from Bendery...
(actually none of us (Techno Lab) speak camom
Kuban dialect.)
- 20 -
- IIn general, probably a coder. But I write a lot of programs, -
hellboj's revelation. The name matches the quality.
- 21 -
"Tell fuck Afendikov - his clumsy Zasm is
the main obstacle to the creation of Pussy. I'm typing the code
faster than he can display it!”, it is he who is to blame for
delay in the release of the game," admitted Freeman, stroking
with the other hand another "Pussy" of the Belarusian beauty ;)
- 22 -
"...And today, dear children, let's listen to the performance
professor of chemical sciences about the dangers of drug addiction" -
- the teacher said, patting Blade's students on the head
and Ice'Di, - meet professor "iRonmuha".
- So, kids. Undoubtedly the most important fact
human evolution is a progress that includes both
positive and negative sides. First there was wine. C
development of technology, other, most powerful
means to relax the human mind... Cough cough, one
minute, the professor said “iRonmuh”, leaving the hall. - One
a minute - I'll do it now. After a long absence, Professor
returns with red eyes, bringing in some kind of package. - Yes,
girls, what am I on orpc. ul.stopped? Ah, drugs!
Look! - Pohuh pulled out a huge hookah and began to explain. -
Well, you kids are already big. This is called a "bulbulator". U
Anyone have any matches? Amy was given. - Lightly set it on fire. Here
hole... Inhale... F-f-f-f-f-f... ... THIS IS NEVER LIKE THIS
DO IT!!!!!
- 23 -
To be a raver,
You don't need to learn three languages at all
It's enough to be yourself -
Waffle goat
Do something nice - a blow job,
Elite sceners on net,
C-64 glorifying,
Driving the Spectrum into the grave.
Thus revealing its essence,
Which I will undertake to judge.
- 24 -
"Damn it, this is me yesterday with a cute screamer
he's dressed up, he's a honey!" said kreestaj and thought: "Oh
Why does your butt hurt so much?"
- 25 -Macros: morons collecting Heresy, come to your senses!
Pessimistic apologisms are perverse and have a destructive effect on
consciousness of ordinary lame... people! Maybe you are also gopniks? :)
- 26 -
- Litas, litas, I love litas! And I love you, comrade, just
I love it! I love everyone, you are all seksinaphu, and I want you all!!! Co
skreamer'om I won’t go pick up women, I’ll be faithful and pure to my
purity before the great scene. Sceners, you Honey, lovely, I
I love you all! I love you too, Lenin, and you, Napoleon! Freedom
love! Why don't they understand us? - kreestaj strained himself.
“Hey, narcissist, shut up,” said Pushkin.
“Don’t stop me from ticking,” said the man nicknamed “the clock.”
- 27 -
What is good and what is bad? - was interested
Cannibal. Ya, Ya, Main gut, eating corpses is gut. Danke. But,
ay dont vont e kopnc of zis body! Protect me from the stage, I will
I'll eat!
Nik-O> better gut vTS'a!
Demiurge Ash> Hack with an ax and dismember, okponub with blood!
Kool> Better aspirin with beer! And no cannibalism!
Elf> what did you say? cannib... kahh... kan.. A-a-a,
cannabis!Cannabis sativa!!! Hey Chasm, score!
- 28 -
What will happen if all spektrumists of Minsk gather at Twilight?
This is a question.
The question is: did all the participants manage to book their
rooms in the hotel "Medtrezvitel"?
- 29 -
Report from Twilight demoparty:
..."In the morning the weather was good. The participants showed a very
good results, beating all previous achievements with your own
drinking abilities. The qualifications of the nominees are very high.
All works are worthy of admiration! Well, the main prizes: an alcohol meter,
decoder from vodka coding, and the main prize, a present from
Unbeliever is a pack of Samara stage TEA that can
replace the strength of all previous drinks."
- Excuse me, when will you cover computer aspects?
- How, was it a computer party?
- 30 -
Spectrum is dead... Did you really expect anything else? :)
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