Seven and 1/2 - Computers in movies... 25 characteristic features of computers shown in Hollywood movies.

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      Computers in cinema...

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 25 characteristic features of computers,
 shown in Hollywood films.
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  1. Text editors do not have a cursor.

  2. Heroes are always extremely quickly recruited
they steal the text and never use it
while using the spacebar key.

  3. Movie characters never print
with errors.

  4. On any monitor, the letters have the size
a few centimeters.

  5. Supercomputers that are used
NASA, CIA, or other government
institutions always have a very simple
graphical interface. If graphically
If there is no interface, then it is used through
extremely powerfultext command shell
ka, understands literary English
(such a shell provides access to any
battle of the necessary information, you just need to collect
do something like "Get access to
secret files" on the first one available
keyboard).

  6. In order to infect a computer
a destructive virus, quite simply
type "Download virus"  (movie "Cre-
post").

  7. All computers are connected to a global
network.  You can read information from
computer of the main scoundrel even in that
case if it is turned off.

  8. Powerful computers beep every time
pressing keys or redrawing the screen.
Some computers slow down output
screen so that you can read the text on
least output, and the most advanced com-
Computers also emulate sound
dot matrix printer.

  9. All control panels work under
voltage of thousands of volts andhave
built-in explosive devices. About the crash
you will recognize your computer by its bright flash,
clouds of smoke, a fountain of sparks and an explosion,
which will throw you away from the computer
a few meters.

  10. After typing, the computer can
Quietly turn it off without saving the data.

  11. A hacker is able to hack the coolest
protection by guessing the password the second time.

  12. You can bypass the message "Refusal in
access"using the command "Ignore".

  13. Any computer boots no more than
in less than 2 seconds.

  14. Complex calculations and loading pain
The largest volumes of data are completed no more than
in less than three seconds.

  15. Modems in films usually transmit
data with a speed of at least two gigabytes
per second.

  16. When the main computer overheats
ter nuclear power plant or missile base, all
control panels explode - directly -
strictly beforeexplosion of the entire building.

  17. If you are viewing a file and its
someone deletes it, the file disappears from the screen.

  18. If the floppy disk contains encrypted
files, then you should paste it into
drive, and you will immediately be asked for a password.

  19. Computers can exchange information
relationship with each other no matter
who made them and in what galaxy
(film"Independence Day"). All systems
have the same standard interface.
So, with the help of a notebook you can
select PIN CODE credit card
(film "Terminator 2").

  20. Any floppy disks can be read on any computer
a computer equipped with a disk drive, any pro-
grams work on any platform.

  21. The more advanced the computer, the more
He has more buttons. At the same time, working on such
computer required a very professional
no operator, since there are no
what inscriptions, with the exception of the button
"Self-destruction":).

  22. Most computers, even the most
small, capable of working in playback mode
works of realistic three-dimensional inte-
active animation in giant resolutions
with photorealistic color depth.

  23. Laptops can always work in real-time
full-screen videophone mode in re-
real time and have a productive
ity comparable to Cray.

  24. When the character looks at the monitor,
the image is so bright that the projection
yells at his face.

  25. Searching on the Internet always gives you
exactly what you were looking for, regardless
how common your keywords are
asked (for example, in the film "Unfulfilled
real mission" Tom Cruise set a search for the key
in words "file" and "computer",after
which got 3 links).
then cook
will it be?
 -Heel-chok!!! - everyone shouted in unison. Even
Eeyore nodded in agreement. Piglet with
looking absolutely defeated, he trudged to the kitchen,
where, as he already understood, he would have to
lead half of the holiday.
 - Pooh, - called Tiger. - and how much do we have
more vodka?
 - Nine bottles.
 - No shit, and I’m still a barrel of moonshine
rolled up.
 - We also have a box of beer.
 - Normal.
 - And a bottle of champagne.
 - What for is this?
 - Sava insisted, says that at 12.00
be sure to drink a glass of champagne
th.
 - Sava, you want me to get drunk like
pig?  - askedTiger, suspicious
looking at a bottle of champagne.
  There's a knock on the door. Vinnie opens it. On the threshold
Rabbit.
 - Can I come in?
 - You can enter anywhere, but do
so that the article is not soldered later, this
yes. - said Winnie, after which the Rabbit
looked suspiciously outside the door, and then
quickly slammed it shut:
 - I'm here with pickled cucumbers, lard, cabbage
fermented and brought a lot more. -bormo-
Tal Rabbit looking out the window with one eye
zom.
 - Cucumbers are good, everything else
not bad either. - Vinnie said, digging
in the Rabbit's bag. - And what about Jupi?
 - Yes.
 - You want to poison me, quickly
zhat and changed Yupi to Zuko. And, in general, write down
we will indulge in this nonsense if
beer will run out, so don't pay extra, better-
take fewer bags.
 - Okay, Pooh.
 The rabbit went to the kiosk and enough
quickly returned. Tigger has already turned on the computer and
I tried to pass the level of some shooting game,
Piglet smoked in the kitchen, humming to himself
song from the fairy tale "The Three Little Pigs", Eeyore,
sitting in the corner of the room, sighed occasionally, Pooh
made an inventory of everything brought
nogo, and Sava was watching TV, where they showed
there was some series, Rabbit went like this
could Piglet in the kitchen, but when he went there,
He couldn’t see Piglet, and besides,
it became difficult to breathe, then the Rabbit
sat down next to Tigre and began to look at him indifferently.
what was happening on the screen.
  Time 11.40.
 - Vinnie, get the champagne!
 - Right now,- the bear cub answered and with one eye -
he looked at the table. - Piglet, and you
where?
 - Under the table.
 - Why don’t you go out?
 - But I can’t get upCan.
 - And you crawl out!
 - Vinny, an idea.
 A minute later, a
Piglet's face.
 - Let there be light!- Piglet was delighted.
 - Yeah, it will. - Vinnie responded, digging
in the refrigerator. - And there will be champagne.
 - Hey, people, it’s almost twelve, come on
everyone here! - Piglet screamed not with his head -
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