Seven and 1/2 - Winnie the Pooh 2.

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(C) Crank
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   Preparations for the New Year were in full swing
on the move. It was decided to celebrate the New Year
Vinnie, the reason was the size of his den.
Preparations began at 18.00 on the 31st December
December
 - Vinny, where should we put the Christmas tree? - asked
Piglet.
 - You will put a candle in the temple, and a Christmas tree
you need to dress it up. - the bear cub answered.
 - And with what?
 - But hell will take it apart, than decorate a Christmas tree -
they are probably not harvesting empty bottles from -
-with beer... What an idea! Piglet, take a boo-
heads there in the corner and hang them on the tree.
 - Yeah, what about green ones or transparent ones?
 - Smart ones! Do as you're told. Otherwise
Japanese criminal code, well... which
this is... well, it's called KAMASUTRA, I mean
I’ll do KharyaGiri right now.
 - But... Winnie, the tree may break under
by the weight of the bottles, - Sava said. -
Don't you think so?
 - So, Piglet, take our esteemed
you wash Sava and plant her on the top of the tree,
so that it doesn't arise!
 There was a knock on the door.
 - What a big and fat horseradish is hammering
at the door? - Pooh asked under his breath and
closed the door.
 - Here I am!!!  - Tigger barked, for which
I immediately got hit in the face.
 - Don't yell, idiot! Did you bring it?
 - You ask.- Tigger took out a pack of sausages-
ok and pointed to the barrel standing nearby.
 - Pork sausages- Pooh muttered,
looking at Piglet. - Change it.
 - Ok, Vinnie! - Tiger shouted and ran
make an exchange.
 - Cancel, idiot.  - Pooh muttered to him
following - Yes, but it’s freezing cold outside.
 - What should I do? - Eeyore asked.
 - And you sit in the corner and watch the pro-
process... in short, don’t get in the way and
don’t lose your tail, otherwise Sava will have it again
attach it to something, and then say,
that it was so.
 - I ask without blatant slander! - shaken up
Sava woke up.
 - So, Piglet, I don’t understand why this
the clump of feathers is still not on the top of the tree
ki?
 - Vinnie, I'm on topI've already finished the bottle
lil.
 - Well, Savu should have been on top of the bottle!
 There is a knock on the door.
 - Vinnie, it's me!
 - Oh, this is our minke whale. Leave it, Tiger!
open!
 Tigger opened the door.
 - There was a kiosk very close here. I'll go to
I'm going to push. - said Tigger, putting the
boobs in the refrigerator.
  A minute later, a scream was heard from the shock.
 - Which goat decorated the Christmas tree in the toilet
and put it on the toilet?!
 - Piglet. - flashed her knowledge
ness of Sava.
  Vinnie looked at Piglet.
 - Yes, I also thought what a good pod-
place under the Christmas tree, and you can go to the toilet on
walk the street. - tried to justify the
hay
 - You probably when the Christmas treedressed up Fay-
Did the catfish hit Flo? There are 30 degriz on the street
below zero, as they say in common parlance!
- Pooh said.
 - Vinnie, when you get angry with riddles
you're lying, I don't understand a damn thing.  - said Tig-
ra.
 - Yes, I say that Piglet is poorly thought-out
it’s 30 degrees below zero outside, and
I can’t relieve myself in this bitter cold
I'm going to.
 - Let's go, let's drag her into the room, otherwise I'll
I'll shit myself right here.
 Winnie the Pooh, Piglet and Tigger brought food
ku into the room, after which Tigger ran into
toilet, let out a satisfied cry.
 - Sava, look in the piece of paper who is from-
responsible for drinks and snacks?-asked
Pooh.
 - Soooo... Rabbit.
 - Where is it?
 - Unknown.
 - Ring the Tiger to the Rabbit, he has a snack and
zapivon. And you have to turn off the light in the toilet.
 - Okay, Pooh.- said Tigger and went up to
phone.
 - Hey, Rabbit meat, where did you go, we are
they've already searched. Look, Piglet is even under
I looked into the sofa.
 - I'm already on my way.
 - Are you all ready?
 - Yes, of course, Tigger. I haven't forgotten anything
I'll come soon and bring everything with me.
 - That's why I love you, big-eared, so
this is because you explain everything so well -
eat.-Tiger hung up and tried to
We have the will to turn off the light in the toilet, after
several attempts admitted that it was offthe light in the toilet is not so easy by force of will
no big deal, it seems.
 - So, it’s time to cook some food.- said-
la Sava.
 - Potatoes in the pantry, sausages and dumplings
in the refrigerator, pasta in the cabinet on
kitchen,- explained Winnie the Pooh.-who cooks
will it be?
 - Heel-chok!!! - everyone shouted in unison. Even
Eeyore nodded in agreement. Piglet with
looking absolutely defeated, he trudged to the kitchen,
where, as he already understood, he would have to
lead half of the holiday.
 - Pooh, - called Tiger. - and how much do we have
more vodka?
 - Nine bottles.
 - No shit, and I’m still a barrel of moonshine
rolled up.
 - We also have a box of beer.
 -Fine.
 - And a bottle of champagne.
 - What for is this?
 - Sava insisted, says that at 12.00
be sure to drink a glass of champagne
th.
 - Sava, you want me to get drunk like
pig?  - Tigger asked, suspiciously
looking at a bottle of champagne.
  There's a knock on the door. Vinnie opens it. On the threshold
Rabbit.
 - Can I come in?
 - You can enter anywhere, but do
so that the article is not soldered later, this
yes. - said Winnie, after which the Rabbit
looked suspiciously outside the door, and then
quickly slammed it shut:
 - I'm here with pickled cucumbers, lard, cabbage
fermented and brought a lot more. -bormo-
Tal Rabbit looking out the window with one eye
zom.
 - Cucumbers are good, everything else
not bad either. - Vinnie said, digging
in the Rabbit's bag. - And what about Jupi?
 - Yes.
 - You want to poison me, quickly
zhat and changed Yupi to Zuko. And, in general, write down
we will indulge in this nonsense if
the beer will run out, so don’t pay extra, it’s better
take fewer bags.
 - Okay, Pooh.
 The rabbit went to the kiosk and enough
quickly returned. Tigger has already turned on the computer and
I tried to pass the level of some shooting game,
Piglet smoked in the kitchen, humming to himself
song from the fairy tale "The Three Little Pigs", Eeyore,
sitting in the corner of the room, sighed occasionally, Pooh
made an inventory of everything brought
nogo, and Sava was watching TV, where they showed
there was some series, Rabbit went like this
could Piglet in the kitchen, but when he went there,
He couldn’t see Piglet, and besides,
it became difficult to breathe, then the Rabbitsat down next to Tigre and began to look at him indifferently.
what was happening on the screen.
  Time 11.40.
 - Vinnie, get the champagne!
 - Right now,- the bear cub answered and with one eye -
he looked at the table. - Piglet, and you
where?
 - Under the table.
 - Why don’t you go out?
 - But I can’t get up.
 - And you crawl out!
 - Vinny, an idea.
 A minute later, a
Piglet's face.
 - Let there be light!- Piglet was delighted.
 - Yeah, it will. - Vinnie responded, digging
in the refrigerator. - And there will be champagne.
 - Hey, people, it’s almost twelve, come on
everyone here! - Piglet screamed not with his head -
catfish
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