Parable - About how a certain persistent homosexual was looking for a way to salvation, and what came of it.

 A parable about how a certain persistent
the homosexual was looking for a way to salvation, and what of
this happened.

 These American people are amazing
gays! (However, European ones too.)
in order to fight for their rights, they besieged
church and try to take it alternately
by storm, then by starvation: they fight for the church
wedding, create their own communities and their
pastors, demand that those
places where Moses and the Apostle Paul
make unflattering comments about their sexuality
orientation; finally having lost the last one
shame, they declare that Jesus himself was... that.
For which he died. There is a lot of noise, outrage,
the side of traditional Christians, even more.
 I am also indignant, but in a different way
reasons. I don't think these guys
realize how lucky they are. They are not allowed in
where a normal person would do
nothing; and they are not there to rejoice,
for some reason they force their way in there... One word,
perverts!
 Let's delve into the essence of the problem and consider
this long-standing conflict in practice.
Suppose you, dear reader -
homosexual (don't worry so much, I
purely theoretically!), and you were impatient
to be saved. Come to Church
you explain, this way, and this way...
 The following dialogue occurs
(given in free presentation with preservation
main meaning).

 PRIEST: What, bro, have you gone crazy?
in kind? This is the Church, here for fagots
you can't!
 GAY: How, in general? And I, maybe, soul
I want to save...
 S. (with doubt in his voice): Really? Well,come in... Only your vile inclinations
leave it outside the door! You still have a long time to repent
God will have to forgive...
 G.: Why?
 S.: Because abomination is also a sin
unforgivable. Not small, you have to
understand!
 G.: Why is it a sin? I'm not anyone
I force, I don’t seduce, I don’t even deceive...
 S.: Yes, because that’s not what I created it for.
you Lord!
 G.: In my opinion, just for this. Otherwise
why can't I get along with women?
with men - as much as you like?
 S.: Shut up, shut up, I don’t want to talk about these
It’s disgusting to even listen to! What not
sinners come up with to justify
your depravity! (Thinking.) Fuck
generally sinful, but this is originality
show it in action... It doesn’t work out - and the glory
God!
 G: But still...
 S.: Oh, how you got me! Well, the Bible
Read it if you don't believe me!
 G. (tiredly): I’m probably very stupid,
but still I don’t understand. If God is
Absolute Good, then He must hate
evil. There is murder, theft, deception,
violence... But I don’t do anything like that.
(With slight irritation.) And why the hell is He
gets into my personal life if I don't tell anyone
causing harm? What evil is it
fuck this way and not that way?
 S.: Logic, my son, you clearly have
limps. And it’s not surprising: what can
a person whose place is at the bucket, to understand
good and evil? It's not God who hates what
is evil, but vice versa: everything that is not
God pleases, even the most
harmless, even the most usefulfor
humanity thing, automatically
becomes evil and abomination. Who's here
The owner? God! It's up to him to decide!
 G.: Okay, why doesn’t God like it?
sleep with men? I mean... I wanted
say if He doesn’t like it, then don’t
necessary, I don’t insist, but why should we
prohibit?
 S.: I see you don’t give logical arguments
you understand. Let's go directly to
the word of God. (Takes a huge lectern from the lectern
The Bible. The gay man recoils in fear.) No
Be afraid, I won't hit you... yet. Did you know
the story of Sodom and Gomorrah?
 G: I heard something...
 S.: So, listen carefully. Maybe
be, in your sin-hardened soul and
some pure feeling will awaken.
(In a hypnotic voice.) During it
The Lord knew that the farmers of the Sodom zone
turned into a snag and, forgetting about concepts,
They're freaking everyone out. And He decided
go there to look at this
chaos with my own eyes, and went,
pretending to be three wanderers. But
The Lord overestimated his strength. Cool
turned out to be the lads of Sodom, exorbitantly
cool, and if not for the help of one local
a lady named Lot... In short, barely the Lord
took his feet out of the Sodom zone. But then
lay down, gathered strength and this
showed Kuzka's mother to sodomites!!! Got it?
 G.: (obviously, during this story
he was overwhelmed by various feelings,
not only pure ones): Yeah... Only
what do these ancient maniacs have to do with
to me? I'm not going to put God down,
rather, on the contrary...Where is the morality?
 S.: And the moral is as simple as two fingers: s
ever since our Just and
Merciful Lord of ALL YOU FAGOTS,
HATES!!! So don't add to your guilt
the sin of stubbornness and disobedience, or better yet
think about how you can save yourself from our
Just and Merciful...
I'm warning you kindly - repent before you
late!

 How did this story end? Don't know.
The fate of Gay and his soul depends on you,
dear reader. Imagine yourself on it
location and choose one of three options
behavior (see the key to the test below).
 1. You leave the Church,
spitting, with the firm intention of never
don't go back there again and get lost
she's lost, this soul!
 2. You fall to your knees and wet yourself
tears, you swear that you will never, never
more...
 3. You keep arguing with
A priest, and after making sure
the pointlessness of this activity,
invent your own God, who is gay
loves and is generally like that himself.

 Key to the test:
 1. IMHO, you are a normal person.
 2. Congratulations, you are true
Christian.
 3. Congratulations, you are an American gay man.

 P.S.: Pelevin also discovered that
The Kingdom of Heaven is amazingly similar to
zone: therefore, I hope readers do not
will be offended by the fact that in the Priest's speech
sometimes very familiar people slip through
expressions and intonations...