Poems - Student folklore Ompi.

 STUDENT FOLKLORE Ompi


 Before you inquire
content, please take note of the fact(t),
that you won't find anything there
thoughtful or philosophical.
Poems recorded here
works intended to raise
tone and provoking the formation
various phenomena in your body in
ranging from a good-natured smile to
hysterical laughter.
 BUT! If it's not in your vocabulary
contains strong Russians (students)
expressions and you do not accept a variety of
unambiguous hints, then it’s better not to read,
and pass these material(s) on to your more
uncultured comrade and you can go...
play chess.
 Have you made your choice? Take action!

 Best regards,
 Ompi students Sasha, Zhenya, Misha.
 March 1991


 We are the guys from Ompi,
 We live a fucked up life.
 Let's catch Hueputola -
 Let's break three ass!


 I woke up early in the morning
 Someone is lying on my chest.
 I touched carefully -
 It rattles its brains...


 Near our fence
 The Germans were advancing
 He stuck his ass out the window -
 They ran away immediately.


 The girl bought Vaseline
 In a matte bottle,
 It was difficult for her without him:
 The hole is a bit small.


 A brick walked along the shore,
 Quickly moving away.
 Socks are walking down the street,
 Clinging to your legs.


 The door opened
 The wind blew.
 Some kind of bloke
 He spat on my mug.


 The whore went out for a walk
 Wiggle your round ass.
 Tumbled with the locals
 My ass really cracked.


 I'm sitting at a lecture
 I look at the ceiling in grief.
 Sosat, dreamed, looked...
 Tasty stuffed with onions!


 And yesterday there was a thunderstorm,
 Lightning flashed.
 The goat foaled -
 They had sex with the horse.


 And from our window
 Nothing is visible
 And not a peep is heard.
 What a shame!


 My girl's
 Glass wool panties,
 You bite her on the ass -
 The taste is sour.


 There is a saucepan on the table,
 And there is a hole in the pan.
 Get away from the kettle
 Don't poke it with a file!


 I carried out the bucket
 In a fashionable sundress,
 Some guy swooped in -
 Parasha was counted.


 There's a milenka on the end
 Wool thread,
 Fucked up so far
 That he shit himself liquidly.


 There is a glass on the table,
 There's a bent fork nearby,
 There's a girl lying under the table
 Stripped down to her panties.


 Well, her face is:
 Straight dandelion
 I confess my love to her
 Huyax! and on the sofa.


 If you are a student at Ompi -
 You could drink beer
 Sometimes you walk out of class,
 Otherwise you'll get hemorrhoids!


 I don’t like going to baths:
 There's chlorine and methane.
 I will buy a robe "TABANI"
 Karpareyshyn Pakistan!


 If there are holes in the skull -
 Your way to better worlds!

 * * *

 REALITY

 She didn’t get bored without her husband -
 Her reality was fucked.
 Reality was powerful
 It contained a bunch of sperm.
 Fucked right up to achievement
 Big ejaculation.
 Please take into account: she gave,
 As they say, anywhere.
 And I will call myself a bastard -
 She gave even in the hail.
 She will not see a century of freedom
 She could give all day long.
 Give, give - and the whole law,
 But suddenly shethey brought the GONDON...

 (some kind of bullshit...)

 * * *

 ODE TO A WOMAN

 Grab your pussy, you fool
 Cool procedure!
 Show some tenderness:
 Kiss on the crotch.
 Unbutton your shirt
 Scratch my scrotum.
 Don't disdain, pussy
 Massage your pussy.
 Scratch my back
 Stupid bastard.
 Lick my ass
 Bad antelope.
 Don't piss on the top of my head,
 Screwy fucker.
 Don't sit on my bed
 Don't put the milking on your shoulders.
 MY SWEET WOMAN!!!

 * * *

 The assholes came to war
 We stood along the trench,
 Fired a couple of volleys -
 Europe trembled.


 Vanya rode on a horse,
 Urine glistened on his back.
 The grass withered from the heat,
 And Vanya smelled of the sea.


 Forty-eight stools
 They stood on top of each other,
 From the same height
 They gave a shit about me!


 I really loved the girl Manya.
 I fucking idolized her
 But the boy Vanya appeared -
 He impregnated her!


 I don't like her, you bastard
 I hate the reptile!
 And when I get the ax -
 I'll hurt her.

 * * *

 ABOUT THE RULER

 I'm hobbling with a ruler,
 Suddenly a hooligan comes towards us.
 I take out the ruler -
 I'll give him a slap on the turnip!
 Thank God she is, my dear,
 Thirty-nine kilograms.

 I was walking along the beach with a ruler,
 I see a girl lying down.
 I wanted to measure her
 How can she run away!
 I lay down for a while
 He also suddenly ran away!

 I'm going to the store with a ruler -
 I buy lard
 And then he measured the money:
 There's not enough change!
 And a ruler to the seller
 Shandar hit the egg.

 * * *

 HAVCHIK
 (verbal diarrhea of hungry students)

 II'm burning like I'm on fire,
 I want you even in my dreams,
 Even in the toilet
 Nice cutlet!

 All my thoughts are about you
 All my thoughts are so echoing,
 I can't live without you
 Oh, poppy seed bun!

 And I don't ask for much:
 I don't need prostitutes
 Not even an octopus
 But give me some sour cream!

 I'm Winnie the Pooh at heart
 When the weather is bad
 I keep dreaming about you,
 Big Barrel of Honey!

 Yeah I'm out of my mind
 I am a libertine, soaring in the sky,
 And suddenly life is like a prison
 As long as there are no cockroaches in the bread.

 Oh, spring water!
 Today I'm happy.
 I love you always
 My plum hamburger!

 * * *

 NER-R-DITS

 Something rustled somewhere,
 It was breathing very close,
 Something dark bent down
 And it touched my cheek,
 It gave me chills
 Drops covered my forehead.
 There's a full moon in the sky,
 I tensed like a string.
 Fingers touched my throat -
 I'm out of breath:
 Something was nearby
 And he glared at me.
 I threw my fist there
 And woke up! (You fool!)
 I turned to my wife -
 She's sliding down the wall
 There's a hickey on my cheek,
 The wife sobs: “Bloodsucker!
 To make you even more impudent
 I've kissed you at least once!"

 * * *

 FLY

 Who said flies don't get sick?
 They don’t mope, they don’t waste away, they don’t get sick?
 Here's a story about a fly, well done!
 Her mother gave birth to a fruit fly.

 Once the Drosophila fly
 There are bacilli in my ass.
 She got diarrhea
 Bringing a fly to tears.
 Whatever he eats, it's all in a row
 It comes out through the back at once.
 A fly cries in both eyes -
 There's an infection rumbling in my stomach.The fly became sick of living,
 She began to push.
 It became difficult for her to breathe,
 Write and give birth to children.
 I called the service to
 Order a larger coffin:
 After all, she was all swollen,
 Like a big pig.
 Here comes Aibolit,
 (with a big enema) says:
 "You, infection, eat rottenness,
 You're getting into your dirty laundry,
 It makes you sick
 From that appendicitis.
 You'll die soon, oh my,
 Only the mummy will save you.
 I brought you half a liter
 Mix it with saltpeter,
 Swirl it with water.
 Drink the day before meals.
 The pain in the belly will be strong -
 Know: there is an unequal battle inside.
 Mumiyo with saltpeter paired
 All mukrobs are hit with a hare.
 The thicker the mixture,
 The less arrogance Vavka has.
 Okay, I went to others
 Dear Drosophila."
 Soon all the flies died
 They gave up their spirits.
 This cunning Aibolit -
 Bow-legged disabled person,
 Mukh killed every single one of them
 Anti-fly CRAP!

 * * *

 You said: "I'm in the morning
 I really want to visit you!"
 Come to me yesterday -
 Let's eat fish!


 I went out into the open field
 Wave your fist in freedom.
 I turned away for a moment -
 A mushroom picker got hit by a fist.


 You are a beast, you are a moron,
 Stepped on my foot.
 So as not to decide for you,
 I'll go strangle the mosquitoes.

 * * *

 COUNTER

 Christmas trees -
 Sticks
 In the ass
 Dralki
 For pussy
 Dick
 Clingers.
 (You should drive!)

 * * *

 FUCKING UNCONDITIONAL
 (no punctuation marks)

 It's a harsh life
 And my soul became heavier
 And I want to gnaw my elbows
 And scratch your ass
 Down with all the vulgarfools
 And away with all the wimps
 Bandits drinking our blood
 Fill them with resin
 The cat has four paws
 It's good for him to joke
 If you snort a liter of beer
 Then fuck them all in the mouth
 Further more seven by eight
 Eight by seven three by five
 Soon we will zarezhem all safsem
 They will suck dick

 * * *

 FURNITURE LOVE

 The table fell in love with the folding bed,
 He pinched her by the bow.
 She sighed very heavily:
 "Get off, little piece of wood!
 You are not a man, but an aspen,
 Fucking wood!
 And the sofa - wow!
 He's a man - no matter what!"
 "Yes, you know, your sofa
 Disabled and veteran
 His back hurts
 And the spring is not worth it."
 Here the bench intervened:
 "Come on, fill your mouth with shit,
 Wooden impotent,
 Show us the document:
 Not in the Renaissance
 What is your date of birth?"
 The table creaked: “Oh, you rubbish,
 Why aren't you sleeping this early?
 And from where, I don’t understand,
 Such erudition?
 Because as far as I know
 You are all made from local birch."
 "But we have you, asshole,
 Foreigner all the way through,
 100% English
 Look, you speak with an accent.
 But whatever one may say, my dear,
 Apparently you are made of oak.
 Well, tell me you're not stupid?
 Oak - it’s an oak in Angola too!”
 "You've lost your mind,
 Oak is a noble material!
 I visited a civil club
 They say there: Healthy as an oak!
 "Are you saying that you are healthy?
 Where is the hairline?
 Yes, by you, your mother,
 Only let bunnies in.
 I have this hair..."
 (there was a skin on the bench)
 "Sorry,I didn't understand -
 It looks like a wig!
 Your original appearance
 It won't surprise anyone.
 Sat down on the bench - be healthy:
 There's a cubic meter of wood in the ass,
 You can run and scream
 You can heat the stove in winter."
 Here the folding bed intervened:
 "Don't touch my girlfriend!
 As a child, in the same barn with her
 They lived together, slept together.
 We sniffled together in the cold,
 The songs squeaked together.
 Well, and you, rotten stump,
 You've been eating our brains all day
 In general, fucking lichen,
 Don't raise your voice!
 To you at the end of the block
 Fucked with a piece of metal!
 May you celebrate the New Year
 Rammed a plane!
 May you celebrate Victory Day
 Bark beetles visited!
 May they burn you, you idiot,
 I'm sick of the couch!!!"
 The table fell silent, and again he
 Immersed in my thoughts.
 In his thoughts he curses quietly:
 “Fuck, who should I fall in love with?!”

 * * *

 They caught a pioneer
 Brought to the institute
 They want to make an engineer.
 And that's why they fuck.


 I wish I could go to the buffet right now,
 Eat a couple of candies
 And give away a scholarship
 For this malice!


 I'm on the teacher's ass
 He started very stupidly
 And now he doesn’t rustle -
 The loaf crumbles on me.


 If you are from a color picture
 Do you want to steal the pie?
 If your shoes itch -
 So you've gone too far, my friend!


 They put it in Andryushka's mouth
 Inductive coils,
 Andryushka began to squirm
 Don't care about inductance.


 Radiation is high
 Hit the scaffolding
 And, sadly falling,
 Hair rustled.


 Once upon a time, student Makarov
 I walked a couple on Saturday,
 And for such a thingHe received five years by firing squad.


 I'll buy sausage
 I'll eat it cold
 I'll rustle my nose with my finger -
 And hungry again!


 Once upon a time I invented -
 My muse is a provocateur
 She suggested it - I collected it.
 It turned out to be a bullshit...


 Petya measured the hardness -
 He was digging the ground with his dick.
 Even though the man was cunning,
 And I rubbed a callus on myself.


 If you rub your eyes for a long time -
 It's very possible to die!


 If there is no hole in the ass -
 So I'm stuck with candy!


 Let MMM decide
 Sexy is my problem!

 * * *

 STUDENT'S MORNING

 Skull itches under plaster
 It hurts my ass...
 Oh, how I want to live
 In Western Europe!
 And it's snowing outside -
 Nice weather...
 I don't want to be a leader
 His people...
 I'm healthier than ever
 There is only a hole above the ear,
 And instead of the belly
 Round test tube.
 I've been a Muslim since childhood
 I can't have pork
 Don't push me there
 Where the pant legs meet!

 * * *

 FABLE

 I found a sawn-off shotgun in the closet
 And put it on,
 I just put it on -
 I wanted to go hunting.
 I took the cartridge with me
 And the raven went to shoot,
 I'm looking for a meeting with the enemy,
 I glance around.
 A shirt hangs on the bushes -
 I fired there out of fear,
 A cry came from the bushes,
 The man flew out like a bullet.
 I was quite surprised:
 A woman came towards me
 Took my gun
 And she said: “Well, that’s it!
 In which age am I
 Seduced a man
 You're a fucking moron
 He ruined it all for me.
 And now, my friend, I believe -
 You will compensate me for the loss..."
 What could I answer her?
 Looking at the sightguns?!

 Moral:
 If you found a sawn-off shotgun -
 Sit down, don't rock the boat, you goat!!!

 * * *

 AGRICULTURAL TOPIC

 And on the collective farm "Shining Path"
 Fuck the chairman
 Because he's a jackal
 The winter crop sowing has been screwed up.

 Ivan sits on the hill,
 He beats the drum with his dick.
 Drives away all living creatures -
 Protects grains.

 Our Erema knows the deal:
 He inseminates pigs.
 How it works is not clear
 But they squeal terribly!

 * * *

 MINISTRY OF HEALTH OF THE CIS RECOMMENDS

 So as not to freeze the end,
 And don’t crawl from pain,
 Earn a bundle of money
 And buy yourself some sandpaper.
 Make panties out of it -
 Put the fur on the inside.

 Don't sit on a bench in the cold,
 Nightmares are ahead:
 All the water in the ass will freeze -
 And not there - and not here.
 Your ass will tear, motherfucker -
 And you'll fuck up stitching!!!

 * * *

 38 peek-a-boo and something else

 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 Two people are running on a current,
 The moon hangs in the sky,
 And the millet rustles in the pussy.


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 The guy got lucky:
 Pumped up on lemonade
 Hiccupped, burped and BAM! - died.


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 I have a pain in my side -
 My dear came to see me
 And he filled it to the liver.


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 Ass sitting on a bitch
 The ass is sitting, shedding tears -
 Nobody fucks ass!


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 On Wednesday I gave it to the bull.
 I was silent for nine months,
 She gave birth and started mooing!


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 I stuck my dick in flour
 And then he stuck it in the oven
 To bake a hamburger.


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 A man was walking through the attic.
 Chanom hit the roof
 And lies there, fool,not breathing.


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 The cat sang ku-ka-re-ku.
 You probably would have buzzed
 If only the dick had been jammed against the door!


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 I surrendered to the physical teacher:
 I stood up like a dog - he me
 He jumped over like a horse!


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 If you don't read everything -
 I'll shit in your hand
 Shit stinks, you know.


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 Screw the sunflower seeds.
 I'm about to graduate from Polytechnic
 And I’ll start cracking the nut!


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 Current flows through the wiring
 If you shove it up your ass
 Be a global flood.


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 A NIPPLE FOR EACH TITT!!!


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 The dick is susceptible to tetanus.
 And when the dick sags -
 At least cuckoo, or don’t cuckoo!


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 I gave it to an old man
 to the fool
 to the Cossack
 to the butcher
 fist
 pussy
 poor man
 joker
 asshole
 kolobok
 In general, there are a lot of them in “ku”.
 Then I started counting them -
 What a crowd!


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 A spider caught a fly.
 He put her in doggy style -
 They don't eat like that, however...


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 I can't figure it out:
 Why can't I hear the ringing?
 If you hit the condom?


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 Someone fucked in the river
 To swim to the shore
 You need to wash your ass with soap.


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 A penguin walked on the glacier:
 I stole a fish from someone else,
 And there is no joke!!!

 * * *

 The fact that living on Earth is wonderful
 I haven't decided yet
 After all, the streets are very contagious
 Various pigeons are walking around.


 Early morning upside down
 We flew bygummy bears,
 Head against the wall - JAH!
 Miracles on turns!


 Kickboxing fights
 I watched on TV
 If they fucked me like that -
 I would like to study.


 There was a piece of shit sticking out in the grass,
 There was a cat standing around him,
 “Bullshit,” she thought,
 Well, I crap myself a little!”


 Parrot on a birch
 Consumes pears
 Got loose, fagot,
 Ears spread out!


 My milkings are too small
 But I wasn't stupid:
 I gave myself to three guys -
 They pulled it down to the navel.

 * * *

 AND I DON'T CARE!!!

 It's freezing outside
 Birds die in heaps,
 I don't give a fuck about him
 I'm wearing a sheepskin coat.

 And it's frosty in the north,
 Everyone smokes slut
 I don't give a fuck about him
 I live in a warm place.

 Well, it's foggy in London
 You can't see anything
 And I'm drinking coffee in Omsk
 And I chew jam.

 Noise-firing in Karabakh
 It's not clear at all
 And I don’t give a damn about pussy,
 I live great.

 I don’t have any vodka,
 There is no service
 I don't give a fuck, I don't care
 I live like a FUCK!!!

 * * *

 ADVERTISING BREAK

 From advertising crap
 You can get very excited:
 Look here and there
 Eco-reimbursement lives!

 When will I see the advertisement?
 Let's fuck the screen
 About advertising of the company "mals"
 I already broke it, sir.

 "ORTEX" - business partner
 I rubbed a callus between my legs,
 Fucked up my native people
 One-winged freak.

 I see the egg again!
 Surprise my face
 Not chicken at all
 That egg from "MMM"!

 Well, the BINITEC exchange
 With NIPEC Corporation
 So fucked up
 It's hard to find a rhyme!

 * * *

 FURNITURE LOVE

 The table stood opposite the kitchen:
 "Eh,my board is swollen!
 In my position
 And such humiliation!
 I'll be smarter now
 I'll think more carefully
 And the process of cognition
 Pay more attention."
 So he thought and was silent
 And he fixed it with screws.
 Suddenly came into view
 Blackberry jam.
 The table decided to try the fruit,
 By lowering the product level.
 Running along the slab,
 He exclaimed: “Oh, assholes!”
 And, forgetting about the jam,
 Stopped moving towards him.
 He looked at the stove,
 And he sat on his ass.
 "God, how beautiful she is!
 I fell in love, that's clear.
 And now, if I’m not a fool,
 I will enter into legal marriage with her.
 I'll come up and slam the door,
 I'll offer my leg and my heart,
 You need to offer your hand,
 But where can I get her asshole?"
 Here the table stopped and again
 I remembered my first love.
 "So that it is in both the trunk and the stem
 This folding furniture!
 No! So right away I'm afraid
 Let me take a closer look."
 So as not to attract attention,
 The table drifted behind the stove.
 “It’s strange,” the stove thinks,
 What kind of bullshit is this?
 The table is jumping, the wind is whistling,
 He must be looking for something.
 To hell with him, as long as he doesn’t interfere,
 Wow! He rustled behind the stove.
 Got out again. Oh you demon
 Are you interested?
 Okay, furniture, watch,
 But keep decency!"
 The table looked like a mountain hawk:
 “My God, what shapes!
 No, I won't die of boredom
 Oh! What are these, nipples?
 My God, there are four of them.
 Your hands could come in handy right now.
 And the one on the edge
 Blackened, I don't know:
 What kind of appearance is this?
 Maybe your friend has AIDS?
 Nope! Onshe's on the street
 Didn't walk a damn thing!
 Oh, maybe we have
 Infected gas?
 I'm a fool, since the beginning of the year
 Apparently this is fashion!”
 But the stove cannot understand
 And her doubts gnaw at her:
 "Or am I crazy?
 Or love woke up in the table.
 Why are you smiling, you impudent fellow?
 At least he waved his hand.
 Well, now let's soak the crust..."
 And she adjusted the burner.
 The table began to sweat: “The beginning of the world!
 What kind of... well this...
 This... remember, Sipovka,
 Well, below the belt... Oven!
 I will be subject to happiness
 If she is inflamed with passion!"
 And the stove makes me tremble:
 "He's in love with me, oh well!
 Show him the culture
 Or an ardent nature?
 Modestly, like milk,
 Sour in your own juice?
 No! We only live once!"
 And ignited the gas.
 From excitement at the table
 The lid floated to one side.
 My legs trembled slightly,
 The cats scratched at my soul.
 "At least tear me apart,
 This is the fire of love!!!
 Well, now I’ll answer her..."
 And he rushed towards the slab.
 And they were spinning in pairs...
 There was a smell of burning in the air.
 "What am I doing?
 Fuck, looks like I'm on fire?!"
 He began to jump and scream,
 To knock down the flames with the wind.
 He's been like this since the morning
 I ran for an hour and a half.
 The mind was paralyzed
 And the fire has been localized.
 The table has aged noticeably
 The left corner is burnt
 Darkened as if in blood,
 Victim of fiery love...
 The table was dejected by misfortune:
 "Everything is covered with pussy,
 But now I will know:
 Don't choose sultry ladies!
 I'd rather choose a fool
 Why such an ardent nature!”
 Kitchen tableturned away
 He cursed and shut up.

 * * *

 NO LA-LA WITHOUT ZH-ZHU

 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll order coffee with lard:
 Chicane for five rubles
 And to the heating main - sleep!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I took the turn.
 I would never run
 If you hadn't scared me.


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'm slowing down today:
 I drank five liters of beer,
 Who would take a piss on my dick?


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'm giving birth to a baby goat.
 Darling was cheerful with me,
 And then he ran away, you asshole!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll sit on the cliff
 I'll get high for six minutes
 If they don't push you into the river...


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 Let me hold you for the milking!
 Okay, stop swearing,
 Still can't get a hold of it!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll wear out the stool
 I'll put my finger in my ass
 And I'll put a pillow on it.


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll hit Milka in the teeth.
 So that from sunset to dawn
 Didn't blow bubbles.


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'm setting the alarm clock.
 The whore will come to me at nine
 We'll get along with her. Here!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll tie the dick in a knot,
 You can't buy me cheap
 Look at this cookie!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I WILL LOOK AND RUN Away!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll tie the water to the stone
 So as not to show agility
 This fucking liquid!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 Women are prone to case:
 It stands and does not buzz -
 Show your dick - BAM! Lying down!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll discharge the capacitor
 Still, he, the bastard, stealthily
 Charging.


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll put a mine in your ass,
 I’ll lie down on the mattresses with my belly -Come on, faggots!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll strike the girl with my eyes,
 And this passage will end
 Intrauterine massage.


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 You bend over and I'll laugh.


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I will order the battalion:
 Step by step march to my home,
 My wife and I are tired.
 Worse than nuclear war
 Wife's nymphomania!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll lend you a hundred condons.
 My girlfriend is on her period,
 Screw her! I'll put it on for demonstration!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll look through binoculars:
 Only everything is dark around
 And the fog hangs, motherfucker!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 I'll infect a horse with AIDS!
 From now on, the infection will know
 Fuck Homo sapiens!


 La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu
 What kind of nonsense am I talking about?
 We need to save our strength,
 That's it, Khan! See you again!

 * * *

 From the sky, like curdled milk,
 The dim moon looks:
 "Why is Russia yours?
 Fucking country!"


 Is one of your legs shorter?
 So it’s not a problem, right?
 You were even very lucky:
 Walking on a slope is good.


 Sin will catch up with me
 Your lower umbilical fur.
 I love visiting you
 And screw the furry thing.


 I sit and look out the window:
 There are cars farting there,
 Mostly from farts
 Four tires each.


 What are you looking at, dear?
 In my blue eyes?
 I'm about to hit you with a boot
 Below the waterline!


 Unusual abilities
 I have. Judge for yourself:
 I have women all the details
 I can see clearly under my panties.


 Like on the left bank
 Cockroaches are walking
 I can't see them
 Fucking insects.


 I walk and look.
 I'm already fed up.
 I'll buzz, I'll fart,I'll lie down on the edge.


 Othello's bones are aching,
 The man turned black with anger.
 Who knew that Desdemona
 She came from the riot police.


 Neat Marinka
 She unzipped my fly
 It's good that I unbuttoned it -
 The boredom was immediately blown away by the wind.


 The moon was shining quietly on the valley,
 I was hilling Nina in the garden,
 Screaming, she bent over with moans,
 Two birds fell from the sky like loaves.


 This beggar cannibal
 Definitely fucked
 Walks around pestering everyone:
 "Can I eat you?"

 * * *

 LOVE NOTE

 "Hello, Manya, your mother!
 I want to fuck you!"

 * * *

 IN THE WORLD OF ANIMALS

 If elephants could fly -
 That would be fun!
 We would plant them
 To the Polytechnic buildings!

 But if they didn't fly,
 We were just walking around Omsk,
 It would be fun too -
 They would shit under the windows.

 If only they could fly
 In the winter time,
 We would throw them crumbs:
 "Champ, eared tribe!"

 * * *

 STRANGE FEELING

 What kind of feeling do I have for you?
 And I bite you and kiss you,
 And I bite into your crotch.
 This feeling is probably tenderness.

 What kind of feeling is this?
 I'm biting you, I have no peace,
 And I gently bite your chest,
 Maybe it's pity? Don't know.

 I can't figure out my feelings,
 Now I'm going to bite your leg off.
 What's wrong with me? I'm sweating from trying
 Could this be compassion?

 You're gone, there's nothing left
 Nostalgia crept into my heart,
 Here I am again healthy and young
 Suddenly I realized: I was tormented by hunger!

 * * *CONFESSION

 Oh, believe me, I’m really embarrassed,
 I will never forgive myself
 Why did I call you a slut?
 I'm sad about this.

 But forgive me, darling,
 I won't scold you anymore
 So what if you walk around naked?
 I honestly don't care about this.

 Go away, I despise you!
 I beg you just not to cry.
 Ah, it's over, I'm dying...
 But you know: I’m going to Poop on you!

 * * *

 WHAT - WHOM, WHAT - WHERE

 Here is a crooked chair - they sit on it,
 Here is a big table - they eat on it,
 Here are the legs - they will get up and walk,
 Here's a girl - she's getting fucked.

 Why did I write this?!
 So that everyone can finally suck in:
 Who they sit on, where they go,
 What do they eat, who do they eat!!

 * * *

 I'm already sweating to write,
 Thank you all, very well!

 Wow! It's fucking spring!

 Terrible poop
 Floats along the shore
 Again on our river
 Ice drift has begun...


 The crown of the oak tree is turning green,
 Pumpkindo is thriving,
 And the vile crow
 Pulls a thrush's nest.


 I'm cold, but my comfort
 I care terribly
 I wish I could warm up now
 Forty degrees!


 I met you on the street at night,
 You stood and your eyes shone,
 And with my clumsy leg
 The water was muddy in a dirty puddle.


 Fuck you, dear girl tonight,
 Put my deck in your virgine!
 Out any science light -
 It will very, very fine!!!

 * * *

 Spring is red outside,
 Spring days.
 And the dirt all around is terrible:
 They don't clean it, assholes!


 Spring is red outside,
 Spring days.
 I really want to fuck
 Isn't that right?guys?


 Spring is red outside,
 Spring days.
 They go under the ice in batches
 Poor fishermen.


 Spring is red outside,
 Spring days.
 And the cats started fucking
 On the river bank.


 Spring is red outside,
 Spring days.
 Climbing out of the heating main
 Homeless people and bruises.


 Spring is red outside,
 Spring days.
 The girls have skirts
 Damn short.


 Spring is red outside,
 Spring days.
 Mammoths breed in the spring,
 Walruses and fools!


 Spring is red outside,
 Spring days.
 And in "fag" hats
 The brats are walking around.


 Spring is red outside,
 Spring days.
 From liberalization prices
 They eat wallets!

 * * *

 DELUSION

 Early in the morning, at six o'clock
 I open my bolt
 And on the glass there are manifestations
 atmospheric phenomenon,
 And throughout the forest plantation
 These fucking precipitations.
 What kind of drunken freaks are these?
 Do they make a weather forecast?!
 So it's just me now
 I'll open the front door -
 I'll get a dose in the face
 Snow, hail and frost,
 A mouthful of food
 These God's impurities.
 I'll wrap my fins from the stench
 In this vile region!
 Anyway, close the door
 And don’t trust the weather forecasters!

 * * *

 OH THESE GIRLS!

 Get up, my love, get up!
 Now let's go for a walk with you.
 Come on, get out of bed,
 Put on your panties.
 Look, it's spring outside,
 Now we don't need a fur coat,
 Soon the birds will sing...
 And they will crap all over my balcony,
 There's no escape from them...
 Come on, get up, you idiot!
 And so I slept all winter.
 What are you doingWant? Well done!
 This is news, I'm dragging myself,
 Well, to hell with you, I'll stay.
 No, stop fooling around -
 Let's go, darling, for a walk!
 Why are you looking at the clock?
 In short, put on your panties.
 Get up, get up, let's go for a walk,
 Don't care about dirt and puddles!
 The weather outside is great:
 Drops and the sun shines into the eye.
 The lilac has probably bloomed...
 Well, why did you spread your hips?
 You see, I'm already angry...
 Oh God, I can't resist...
 But there are flowers on the street!
 Ooh, how warm you are...

 And then it was like a dream:
 I completely forgot about spring,
 Forgot about the sun and grass
 And everything got mixed up in my head...
 Everything has disappeared. Stayed again
 Just you and me and LOVE!

 Alas, all women are alike
 And it’s unlikely that we can do:
 We are like a bow for kittens -
 They play with us as they want!!!

 * * *

 On the collective farm silo cosine,
 Happy time!
 And across the river on horseback
 Katangens kids.


 On a large ruddy pear
 Nine flies hung around
 And he ate it without looking
 Boy Vasya. And poof!


 The wind blows straight into the forest,
 I'm not afraid of fools!
 I'm not an angel, I'm not a demon,
 I am Volodya Presnyakov.

 * * *

 SAMURAMANIA

 My long and sharp sword
 Makes all enemies run
 Making their blood flow
 Threatening to cut off their heads.

 Maybe a sword, like dashing buckshot,
 Cut all enemies into pieces
 And lie underground with your bones,
 Forcing the bastards to suffer forever
 -BUT:
 Without a sword I stagger alone,
 Like some commoner.
 And no one knows, ah-ay-ay,
 That I'm scary and evilsamurai!!

 * * *

 BUMMER
 (fable)

Once I was sitting among the raspberry branches,
Fumbling with my hand under Marina’s skirt.
Marina lay languidly on the leaves,
Legs spread apart. Breath trembled.
I'm rising higher and higher
She bends, breathing intermittently.
Fingers slid into the furry slit,
I drive it gently so as not to spoil my virginity...
But for some reason Marina sighed,
She stood up and sadly shook off the leaves.
Adjusting her skirt, she said: “You know,
It seems, dear, that you are playing with me.
He caressed me wonderfully: both gently and clearly,
But why I stopped is unclear!”
Then I thought: “But it’s strange,
I scratched her clitoris tirelessly...
I still have it at my fingertips...
Stop! I don't understand what this is:
Marina is over there, standing on the mountain,
I look - my fingers are in a MOUSE HOLE...

 Moral:
 So that there is no bummer,
 Have sex at home!

 * * *

 THE PATH OF LOVE
 (song)

 I walked through the swamps with a club,
 Going to get hold of a rowan.
 A haze creeps over the swamps,
 I see a beautiful girl walking there.

 The girl is beautiful - her body is dense.
 Aren't you a swamp kikimora?
 I'm lucky, I swear to the toad -
 If I don't get a rowan, I'll get a woman!

 The woman is sultry, the woman is cool,
 I love your red skin
 And on the forehead there is an annual line.
 The swan is white, butt is blue!

 Blue ass, white breasts,
 Let me hug your brave legs!
 Legs are strong, musical,
 They have epoch-making moles!

 They have moles and warts on them,
 Show off your miracle swim shorts!
 Wonderful swimming trunks, wonderful panties,
 Cover yoursSweethearts!

 Simpopusiki, mink-holes,
 I'm dragging myself all over, just forks!
 I love your burning shoulders,
 I'm shaking like quicksand.

 I look into your cloudy eyes,
 Red-yellow and dissolute.
 Oh, you dear little eyes,
 Oh! The fires in them burn carnivores!

 You drove me to the aspen,
 And she herself got into the quagmire.
 Oh, the aspen bark is cold,
 And in the quagmire there are hungry evil spirits...

 There’s no time to say everything, tell me everything,
 I'll hit you in the crown now!
 I'll bury you, unkempt one,
 I'm not afraid of you, unpleasant one!..

 * * *

 READ AND LEARN!

 I bought a bun at the buffet,
 A mug of cranberry juice,
 Two beef cutlets.
 I paid thirty-two for it.
 I just started eating this
 Suddenly my stomach began to growl.
 I'm eager to eat, no matter what
 I eat in silence and look out the window.
 Swallowed a big piece
 I finished everything and drank juice.
 A process began in my stomach,
 There is interest
 To the little room with the letter "um"
 But there is no time at all:
 It's time for my lecture.
 These are the numbers!
 I went into the classroom
 I found an unbroken chair,
 The teacher muttered “hello”
 And he started grinding bullshit.
 Time has quietly rolled by
 This is what happened in my stomach:
 Stomach juice, moron,
 I rolled it onto the cutlet.
 The cutlet has it, Mama Mia,
 Stomach allergies!
 She started to rush around
 To escape from death.
 From her body movements
 Fermentation has begun in the cranberries.
 The cranberries have fermented wildly -
 The bun got drunk, the little goat.
 Then there was the atas:
 Gas appeared in the belly.
 He won't fit there
 He stood towards the exitburst.
 Gases leaked into the nose,
 Diarrhea taxied to the point.
 I'm covered in horror:
 I feel like the valve is breaking!
 I stood up and said: "Excuse me,
 Would you allow me to take a walk?"
 Unexpected answer
 I took off like a rocket:
 It gave me a boost
 Intra-assal pressure.
 I'll run away, believe me,
 He went out through the locked door.
 In two seconds I got there
 To the toilet. And there it exploded...

 Conclusion:
 To live long in the world,
 DO NOT DINE AT THE BUFFET!!!

 * * *

 You, reader, don't be angry,
 If the verse is lame:
 Vitamins for me today
 Sorely missed!


 I love you more than I do
 Even though I despise you greatly.
 I have love over the edges,
 You'll probably finish me off.


 Oh, leave me alone -
 I don't want to study
 I started from studying
 Pee in the corners.


 I found it in the forest yesterday
 The skull is black, strange,
 What I did here, I won’t understand,
 Foreign black?


 Between the boards on the floor
 Erotic slit,
 Between the girls' legs
 There is a similar one.


 There's a girl walking with a mustache
 And the face is red as copper,
 Think for yourself, decide for yourself -
 To have or not to have!


 Somehow my nails are swelling,
 For some reason my nose is tight,
 And my teeth dry out...
 This is vitamin deficiency!


 How can one live in the world?
 With a façade like that?
 You can sail with your bust
 Only upside down!


 I watched the video yesterday
 About the big ass:
 There's one guy there for her
 He smacked the fly swatter...

 * * *

 KOMARINSKAYA

 Even though I'm a healthy guy,
 But I'm afraid of midges
 I will only hear their voice -
 I run away along the courtyards.

 Past the fieldthrough the garden
 I run holding my butt.
 What is it that scares me so much?
 This is what happened a year ago...

 I was once on my way to the ferry
 And he quarreled with a mosquito:
 I'm in his hearts in a big way
 He did it with an axe.

 So it was like this:
 He got into my ear, you asshole,
 I'm for insult then
 Chopped his ass off.

 The insect got offended
 And, bowing, he disappeared from sight.
 I went my way
 Getting closer to the individual.

 The individual who sighed heavily
 There was my friend Masha -
 Everything seems to be fine with her
 But my face is like a blotter.

 Once upon a time when I was terribly drunk
 He told her all sorts of rubbish:
 As if we are with her without fail
 Let's take a walk in the clearing.

 Both-on! Or maybe for sure
 Take her for a walk through the bushes?
 Maybe something will come of it...
 Just cover your face with a handkerchief.

 “Hello, Masha, how are you?
 Shall we take a walk while it's dry?
 And then a cloud comes in" -
 I whispered in her ear.

 We walked along the river
 And she’s all “hee-hee-hee!”
 So we are with her unnoticed
 We went deep into the mugs.

 And, undressing in a hurry,
 They tumbled in the burdocks.
 Burdock spines
 They stuck to the groin.

 The cloud was quickly approaching
 And, buzzing, it descended on us.
 Masha's jaw unfastened
 And, hiccupping, she pressed herself against me.

 There was no steam in this cloud -
 Insects... Nightmare!
 Led this whole flock
 An assless mosquito.

 I'm slightly numb
 I hear the leader's voice:
 "Hey, bro, don't touch the woman,
 Hit the guy!"

 The cloud howled joyfully.
 I jumped up... No such luck!
 Burdocks were kept dead.
 I rushed, Mashahowled.

 The mosquitoes went on the attack -
 They stuck all over my ass,
 Here I came away with a bang
 And, food, rushed to the barracks.

 People look: get to work!
 What did mom give birth in?
 I'm rushing through the nettles
 Along my native village.

 I thought: “That’s it, the pipe!”
 But suddenly I see a cellar,
 Well, it looks like quitting the horses
 Today is not my destiny...

 In a week and a half
 These creatures flew away.
 I left the stinking cellar
 And he swept the house.

 Epilogue:
 After the funeral life
 I concluded global
 What's wrong with an ax
 Run after the mosquito!

 * * *

 April is gone
 May fucked up
 Here is the session -
 Fuck everyone...


 Whoops, whoops,
 Merry lambada,
 I had you yesterday
 In the ear! That's how it should be.


 Once Petya near the club
 I wanted to start an argument
 But his rotten teeth
 The fence was scratched.


 I smoked marijuana
 And went into the reeds,
 On my ears all day
 I stood in the reeds.


 On the lakes beyond the river
 A sanatorium is being built.
 Don't swim under the bridge -
 Everyone washes their ass there!


 I looked into the castle's hole,
 I was very surprised
 It's amazing there...
 I almost turned into a dick.


 If someone can't give a fuck -
 Sadness will consume him,
 He will howl like a dog
 And he'll go crazy, though.
 So everyone is impotent
 First line customer!

 * * *

 RIDDLE

 If you take the jar
 And go for a walk
 Go to all the “points”,
 What lies on the way
 And buy it
 Three liters and drink.
 And hiccup a couple of times,
 Got loose - atas!
 What kind of miracle is this?
 Well, of course...!* * *

 POEM ABOUT...

 Night, moon and flowers.
 Tuta - I, Tama - you,
 I'll get drunk on you
 And I'll go and piss myself.
 I can't live without you
 I'll run to you
 For six to eight lands
 And I'll set up a brothel
 After all, you make me drunk
 And you're messing with my mind.
 I can't live without you:
 I don't drink without loving!

 * * *

 (no name!)

 The ship is sailing on the sea,
 A ship is a steamship
 That ship is my dream,
 Lies on the heart like a snake.
 I want to buy it, I want it,
 This thought makes me sick!
 And I save and save money,
 I'll buy it and drown it.
 You ask me: why?
 I save, I don’t drink and I don’t eat?
 I’ll answer “Fuck off!” twice:
 Don't interfere with my dream, you pest!

 * * *

 DISASTER

 Here a man fell -
 Come help!
 He won't move his hand
 Won't lift his legs.
 Never, never
 He won't return to us
 And the beard sticks out,
 Turning to the clouds.
 He was trying to fly
 Not afraid of rumors
 And the cerebellum lies
 At his head.
 He was a pilot at heart
 He beat fate at age,
 But trouble happened:
 Lost the plane!
 They missed each other
 On the airways
 And he lies alone
 In bright red bast shoes...

 * * *

 NIGHT SKETCH

 Liquid darkness. Dashing shadow.
 Somewhere the day got lost.
 A cry drowned in tears.
 Horror in the dying eyes.
 By the oak railings
 Tripidril sharpens forks.
 He is a powerful sorcerer
 Whore hater.
 He takes it out of his pocket
 A wisp of bloody fog
 Skull and bones are pouring into the field,
 He invites the dead to visit.
 They come: their faces are blue,
 Quietly grunting like pigs.
 ANDwill fasten rotten teeth,
 Devouring festering corpses...

 (scary, damn!)

 * * *

 ADVERTISING PROSPECTUS OmPI

 P_polytech is a plague place,
 Walk around him
 Or you will go there,
 I went to Ge later.
 Slow down, bro, don't pry
 If you still want to live.
 If you want, go to Africa,
 Don't get involved in Ompi, baby!
 Or, if you climbed,
 After five years of work
 E_banned under the edge -
 S_e la vie - this is the outcome!
 Get out of here
 Or you won't be alive.
 Y_o-pe-re-se-te, fuck everything!
 WE DON'T WANT TO STUDY!!!

 * * *

 Eight girls from Polytechnic
 The day before yesterday we died of laughter.
 However, I myself squeaked like a hoopoe -
 There was a funny joke about a hedgehog...


 Hey bus, wait!
 Brake, you idiot!
 Doors hurt me (fucking)
 The balls got pinched!


 An old Muscovite is driving,
 There are cracks on the hood.
 There are fourteen girls in it,
 The rest are women.


 If the wires are live
 Stick it in the ass and put it in the mouth -
 In this case, the source
 There will be a bottom electrode.


 When I see a bubble -
 I'm going to break out in a rash,
 And then he secretly
 I'll surround you and drink.

 * * *

 THE PATH TO THE HEART

 Bring me a flower
 Meadow, field.
 And instinct will wake up
 I'm having sex.

 I'll sniff him
 And I'll roll my eyes,
 And then I sneeze -
 I want you too.

 I will squeal
 And shake your head -
 Just bring it
 I want a meadow flower!

 * * *

 We are always and everywhere
 We are here, we are there,
 Constantly nowhere
 And in different places.
 Well, tell me why,
 Why and when?
 Forin order to...
 But in general, as always.

 * * *

 IT WILL BREAK!

 I've always been persistent
 I didn’t see the point in toiling around.
 The barrier is nonsense:
 It will break!

 Once upon a time to a girl alone
 Useful She kicks.
 "Calm down - I think - don't whine,
 It will break!"

 She grabbed the stool
 But the passion does not subside,
 "Try knocking - was the answer -
 It will break!"

 I closed the door with my key -
 Well, he's doing stupid things!
 I'll push her once with my shoulder -
 It will break!

 I look at the dress: wait,
 How is this all filmed?
 I'll tear the clasp on my chest -
 It will break!

 I threw her on the bed
 The tight chest heaves.
 Are you virgin? Well, never mind -
 It will break!


 Epilogue

 I'm sitting in the cops, I hear bass:
 “By lunchtime it will cool down.
 Denies everything, asshole,
 Well, it’s okay - it’ll break!”

 * * *

 Everything in this world
 ends with "-ah"!
 S. Galaganov

 In your blue eyes
 What is like the sky in the mountains,
 I see a field of flowers
 Heaps of hay in stacks.

 I'm quite old
 And I'm afraid that Allah
 Will bring me ruin
 In sexual matters.

 But when two steps away
 I see a butt in panties -
 Immediately sweat at the temples,
 The eggs feel like they're in a vice.

 Even if your head is gray,
 But, feeling your groin,
 Dispels my fear
 A bulge in his pants!

 I took women in the forests,
 On the river banks,
 And in public places
 Or just in the bushes...

 I'm with you in my arms
 I'll take a walk in the meadows:
 Kiss on the lips
 Excitement in the brain.

 And, forgetting about the clock,
 We'll start in a hurry
 Only the moon in the sky
 Will see our FUCK!* * *

 Write poems at the end of the notes
 Alas, friends, no wonder
 Among poets, we are assholes,
 Among the students... it's all the same!


 Everything is boom-bom, chick-chick.
 Everything is top and ok.
 Everything is hip-hop, biki-biki.
 Everything is fucked up. Hey, hey!


 Three girls under the window
 Ate sprat with zucchini,
 Sprinkling with a large mat
 Our dear agricultural industry.


 I'm going to the exam once
 I took the icon with me.
 But the atheist teacher was -
 I got a four.


 I walked along the steppe -
 I wanted to pee-pee
 I took a leak a little
 And when he woke up, he swam.


 One peek-a-boo, two peek-a-boo
 Pussy in its own juice
 It will if you're lazy
 And he didn't take off the condom!


 There's a plane landing -
 The wings are curved.
 Well, the navigator and pilot
 Nothing at all... guys!


 From a torn belly
 Guts fall.
 Dismembered, put
 In different bags...


 From the stroller I heard:
 "Mom! Menstruation!"
 Brothers, I'm freaking out!
 Acceleration!


 Here the blonde passed:
 The ass is just a miracle!
 I looked after her -
 What amplitude!


 I fell in love with a girl
 And I want to hope
 That my beloved
 It's great.

 * * *

 FUCKING UNCONDITIONAL
 (with punctuation marks)

 Near the forest along the swamp
 Drunk Charlotte walks around.
 Walks and breathes along the edge of the forest,
 Sober frogs die.
 In alcohol concentration
 You can see your ass from the bushes:
 There in the bushes on Zina's body
 Georgians fidget wildly.
 She has her own huge quiver
 Mykyrtychan puts it in his mouth.

 Conclusion:
 To save your virginity
 You should drink vodka at home,
 For drunken frogsThey'll kill you like a cannon!

 * * *

 LYRICAL DISCOVERY

And sometimes I see the distance of centuries:
Our world, while aging, is forever getting younger.
He was, he is and he will be,
But human life is very fleeting!

And death is the natural crown of everything,
And no matter how much you moan and groan
And don’t delay the end of life -
We all go off into the night, well, I mean fuck it!

 * * *

 DEDICATED TO HIGHER MATHEMATICS...

 I'm in awe of the wonderful words,
 Very necessary and useful,
 After all, without them, no matter how you turn,
 There's no way around it.

 Then just like that, out of boredom,
 Using the language of science,
 I'll write a poem again
 As usual - about love...

 Vector loved the matrix,
 I planted my hodograph
 Along the tangent normal -
 The lemmas began to crackle.

 Transpose ready
 He sensed a new basis,
 And, converging as best we could,
 I put my girlfriend in it.

 Parametrically beautiful
 Hyperbole is dangerous
 The vector rate grew -
 The dispersion floated in it.

 But the linear operator
 d'Alembert and the provocateur,
 Spectrum module chewed -
 Zapadlo invented.

 Absolutely crouching,
 He rolled up to their barn.
 Having correlated the flow,
 The hammer bubbled.

 Wagging with divergence,
 He flew like an angry bullet.
 Like an atomic mine
 The Fourier series fell from the fireplace.

 Having reached an extreme here,
 Vector, jumping from the matrix,
 Caught the hammer head on
 And fell under the integral.

 But then I woke up anyway.
 He hit the villain in the face,
 And, having figured out what’s what,
 I gave him quantifiers.

 But just after that moment
 Vector steelidempotent.
 The output here will be:
 Beware of hammers!!!

 * * *

 Clever thought
 In my head:
 The dumber the lecture,
 The longer it is.


 Margarita in kerosene
 Once I washed my leggings,
 And then she lost it
 Hairs come from there...


 Doctors circumcise
 Jews have pussy.
 I won't let anyone cut me off
 I'm my sausage!!!


 Why? I don't understand
 Everything came down to this
 That I ended up in jail
 And hanged himself there...


 Tears are streaming down my face -
 This is a Yakut crying.
 Here you are not here, not here!
 Here and here they fuck everywhere!


 Ooh! The dog howled in the night.
 Yum! There is a piece of soap in the mouth.
 Whack! And it's already in the stomach.
 Bunch! Fuck the doghouse!

 * * *

 TAKE CARE OF YOUR VISION FROM YOUTH

 I see clips on my ears,
 I see a fig in the reeds,
 I see reeds in the water,
 I see crumbs in the beard,
 I see a beard in the fishing line,
 I see a girl on the sand
 I see a girl's breasts
 I see a cat eating flies,
 I see flies trampling the garden,
 I see a cool girl's ass,
 I see - I want her
 I see that I’m flying straight to her,
 I see that I squeezed her,
 I see the guy came running,
 I see the guy is the girl’s husband,
 I see he's drunk and
 I see him coming closer
 Hurry! And I don’t see a damn thing!

 * * *

 NYURKA IS A SIMULANT

 Because of the forest, because of the mountains
 A blunt ax flew in.
 He, hitting Nyura’s pumpkin,
 Got caught in my hair.
 "Oh, you fucking crucian carp,
 I got my hair cut yesterday!
 Fuck I will, what a Mason
 Did you ruin my hair?
 Get caught by me, scoundrel...
 Five rubles down the drain!
 And, falling on my shoulder blades,
 Began to jerk inseizure.
 Here in the crowd, muttering under my breath,
 Grandfather Fedos appeared:
 "What the hell are you talking about? We're at the moment right now
 Let's take out this tool...
 Look, you're stuck, stronger than a tick!"
 Niurka was shaking and squeaking.
 "The matter cannot be abandoned like this -
 Let's rake!
 Shut up, Christmas tree house!
 It stalled, but with difficulty.
 Grandfather Fedos, eaten by aphids,
 I tried scratching with a rake.
 But the ax is not there yet
 He doesn't move, you bastard.
 Grandfather Fedos scratched his coat:
 "Something doesn't seem right!
 Sticks out suspiciously
 And Nyurka doesn’t scream...
 However, there is one guess!”
 Smiling very sweetly,
 Nyurka looks his grandfather in the eye
 And quietly says:
 "Guessed it, old bastard?
 Hit you with a brick!
 Well, you are standing there,
 Are you looking judgmental?
 Yes, that's why I scream -
 I want my own bullet!!!

 * * *

 CHILDREN

 The queen gave birth in the night
 And not a son, and not a daughter,
 Not a dog or a cat,
 Not a plate or a spoon,
 Not a bear or a pig,
 Not a cow or a gun.
 And not a table leg,
 And not the handle of an oar,
 And not pearls for pigs,
 Not the parsley plant,
 Not the top of the tree.
 Not sled runners.
 No railings for the balcony,
 And not three bottles of vodka,
 Not a hut, not a tub,
 Not a cot
 Not a sick cockroach,
 Not a spring from a sofa,
 And not beets, and not sprats,
 Two companies of non-paratroopers,
 Not a groundhog or a ferret,
 Not the director of the stall,
 Not burbot, not ruff,
 Not a bat
 Not a dozen cucumbers
 Not Siamese twins
 Not sausage scraps,
 And not an ear from a herring,
 And not gasspray can,
 Not a bus ticket
 And not a razor,
 And the stinking lump -
 She has recently
 There was terrible constipation...

 * * *

 One two three four five
 The bunny went out for a walk.
 So as not to touch the hares,
 Then we will pervert.

 perverted:

 One two three four five
 I can dance
 It's just God's gift
 If there is turpentine in your ass.


 One two three four five
 Let me shoot the cannon,
 In two shells under the nut
 I'll destroy Polytech!


 One two three four five
 We need to solder the radio,
 Catch "Europe plus" -
 They talk about her there, sir.


 One two three four five
 Help me lift me up.
 No, girlfriend, not him,
 Lift all of me up.


 One two three four five
 I can crush you.
 And then straighten
 And don’t send it in for repairs.


 One two three four five
 EVERYONE GETS FUCKED AND SLEEP!


 One two three four five
 I wish I could fly in the sky right now...
 At the exam, test
 I'm constantly on the fly!


 One two three four five
 We need to do something:
 I'm tired of hanging out -
 I really want to... bite!


 One two three four five
 I have a girlfriend whore:
 For one set of tires
 Two Armenians, three Truzins.


 One two three four five
 Look at the girl!
 In the cold, blue lips -
 Nobles froze in a mini skirt.


 One two three four five
 I will kiss Lyuska
 In the lips, in the neck, in the ass, in the tits,
 Hey! Get up, comrade pussy!


 One two three four five
 I went into my bed -
 Tama bra and panties
 And withcuckoo clock.


 One two three four five
 I need to wash my bra.
 You guys are in real trouble -
 Wash your hands sometimes!


 One two three four five
 An army of long members stood up.
 It's on TV
 Showed Marianna!


 One two three and four and five,
 Institution fucking life.
 Students, how do you do?
 Put all sciences v pussy!!!


 One two three four five
 If you pick your ear,
 The sound will turn off everywhere -
 It will be as quiet as a tomb.


 One two three four five
 It's starting to get colder.
 Here comes the New Year
 And we'll get drunk again!


 One two three four five
 There are no rhymes! (For God's sake!)