Humor - Jokes about gays.

 Blue keeps a diary:
 - The most ordinary day in my life: on
A cow got lost in our forest. Fuck everyone
village...
 - The happiest day of my life:
A man got lost in our forest. Fuck everyone
village...
 - The darkest day of my life: before
I still don’t understand how I could get lost in
our forest?..

 Two homosexuals witnessed a loud
quarrels between husband and wife.
 “You see,” says one of them.
to another, - I told you that nothing
no good comes out of these mixed marriages
it turns out.

 Three homosexuals are sitting in the zone, discussing,
What will they do when free?
 First:
 - When I get free, I’ll marry a Georgian.
 Second:
 - Ugh - for the Georgian. I'll get married
only for a foreigner.
 Third:
 - And I’ll go play football for the local
team. Everyone will go on the attack, and I
I’ll take the ball and score it into my own goal. On
in the stands they will shout “Faggot! Faggot!”
and I love fame so much... And after the match I
the whole team will fuck!

 A taxi driver is driving, and then a nun
votes. Well, I stopped. Let's go... And she
and says to him:
 - But I have very little money.
 - Well then, you can do it in kind.
 - But the abbess will notice.
 - So let's give a blowjob.
 - Let's!
 She did it to him, which means she says:
 - Good for you, taxi drivers, but for us,
homosexuals, have to be either a shepherdess or
pretend to be a nun.

 Two blue guys are sitting in a trench. In the distance
the enemy appears. One looks in
binoculars, the second one asks him:
 -Are there any blue-eyed ones there?
 - No.
 - Well then shoot the bastards, shoot them.

 The journalist asks
homosexual:
 - Will you give me an interview?
 - Oh! Well, what words do you have? I'll give
Of course I will!

 Night. Silence. Kissing at the entrance
two.
 - Do you love me?
 - Yes, and you me?
 - Same.
 - What's your name?
 - Seryozha.
 - Ugh, damn me too.

 There is a wheelbarrow with a green wheel outside the restaurant.
with a twinkle. From the restaurant dumps into the trash
drunk man opens the door:
 - Chief, is he free?
 - Well, free...
 - Come on, let's dance!

 The boatswain comes to the captain and says:
 - It’s thriving on our ship
homosexuality.
 - Yes, well? How do you know this?
 - Yes, yesterday I gave a blowjob to the elder
mechanic, his dick is shit
smelled.

 Two blue ones are sitting next to each other. One:
 - If you guess the riddles, then I will
yours.
 - Well.
 - Green, croaking.
 - Frog!
 - Ah! You guessed it, you treacherous one!

 Two gays are quarreling:
 - You goat!
 - Yes, you yourself are a goat!
 - You, dumbass!
 - Yes, the dubbier himself!
 - Fuck you...
 - What, are we making peace already?

 A man came to the beach. Takes off his shirt
my whole back is bitten.
 People:
 - Man, what's wrong with your back?!
 Man, waving:
 - Yes, yesterday I fucked a gay guy here, so
He gnawed his whole back, the infection!

 The sergeant enters the barracks and sits there.
blue and colors lips.
 Sergeant:
 - Private Ivanov, back to old times! More
Once I see you, I'll fuck you!
 Private:
 - Well, you, Comrade Sergeant, are all
you promise, yes you promise...

 Goingblue, wagging its back. Man
walks by and says:
 - If you wag, I’ll put an umbrella in
ass.
 - Yes, yes, insert, open and
turn.

 Two friends meet:
 - You know, there are queers among us!..
 - Yes? I don’t know... And who?..
 - (with a sly wink): And if you kiss -
then I'll say...

 A new cabin boy got a job on the ship.
In the evening he goes into the wardroom - and there on
a woman is painted on the wall wearing what her mother gave birth to
bending down and a hole was drilled in the wall. K
there is a line of sailors...
 - Can I do it too?
 - Certainly!
 I tried...
 - Wow! How alive! Can I tomorrow
will I come?
 - Come...
 - And the day after tomorrow?
 - Come on, come on!
 - And after the day after tomorrow?
 - It is forbidden!
 - Why?!
 - After the day after tomorrow it’s your turn
stand like a picture...