Dni-Pro #01 18 ноября 2000

Юмор

Fence - Most Funny jokes and most artistic.

           Attention!


Most Funny and very artistic! This
for you! With this number we have called
Category "Fence." If you know a cool,
Fresh anecdotes, if you love to draw
Cartoons - create and vysylaye their masterpieces to our office 
marked "SPECIMEN". 

               Good luck!



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Man comes to his wife in the hospital, and
to meet him and the doctor says.
- Your wife died of cancer.
- It's her favorite pose.
- No, you did not understand her lungs in the holes
- Well the doctor you flatter me.

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From the diary of the Chechen terorista on vacation

Monday: boring.

Tuesday: the neighbor boy killed my dog.

ENVIRONMENT: I ​​killed a neighbor boy.

Thursday: neighbor boy's parents are threatening to kill me.

Friday: I killed the parents of a neighbor boy.

Saturday: whole village is looking at me askance.

Sunday: got up early cut all
aul.

Monday: boring.

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Do not say that we do, and we nebudu
say where you go.
 from the conversation Spektrumista and PC.

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                               Expelled

                             spinning out

                              swimming pool

                             - For what?

                             - For what

                            Ssali in baseyn

                             - Since all

                            ssut.

                             - It does not

                             svyshki.

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                             Edet Drunk

                             the bus

                             keeps

                             hand glass

                             vodka

                             ochem and a

                             think of

                             interior is

                             jig.
- Fares, tolls
suited to being drunk.
- For the ride.
Man:
- Oh, the fare!

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