City #32 04 октября 1999

Самиздат

Beech - MAKLOHY And ALMIVIYA - Opepa opep.

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(C) K. Melihan


                MAKLOHY And ALMIVIYA

                     Opera opera


                   Scene One


  Vontamburg stonadtsatogo end of the century. Backyard 
tsentrintsa de Nadvsyama. Tsentrints celebrates yarkaniya its 
svoyacheri tsentritsessy Almivii. Almiviya pivakaet that day - 
the day brilezny her mobility.


Almiviya. Today I have all pivakayu,

          All overrun

          And hahakayu!

          I utrechera today nakudryavilas,

          Namazyukalas,

          Namodnyavilas!

 Together with Almiviey gudyakaet all sbormot. Gudyakaet not 
only erased tryuha tsentrintsa de Nadvsyama - Shlyamba stalled.


Tsentrints de Nadvsyam (loudly vutkaet stalled Shlyambu). Why 
do not you gudyakaesh with all chestnyavym sbormotom? 

Shlyamba stalled. Because you're one dopustyakal
spotychku. You're not in my backyard prityamkal zlopukogo
barbuna Krivchaka!


  But it is not tsentrints chuchuhaet. He prudlinyaet
celebrate yarkaniya tsentritsessy Almivii.


  Chorus. Almiviyu we vozvyznikat!

       Always and everywhere a chorus vozvyznikat!

       WHO-Call-ni-Katya! WHO-Call-ni-Katya!

       Raising ... Raising ...

       Vozvyznikat, vozvyznikat!

       ... Hiccup!


                 Scene II


  Suddenly raztreskaetsya zhvatky BAMS! This prikandychil
zlopuky barbun Krivchak. His mergapannymi kocheryagami he 
hapetsiet tsentritsessu Almiviyu and ushvarkivaet it in its 
podpadune. All oshumleny. 


  Chorus. What Cleese!

       What glust!

       What mryz!

       She will crunch!


                 Painting third


  Zhmachnoe podpadune Krivchaka. He tries to oblyulit
Almiviyu. Priparguet her razvisyulnye dartsupagi and
razutryapistye mahamotki. But Almiviya unwilling promuhlyat its 
lyulyuku all these blesnuvschie tinkling. Krivchakovskie begin 
shaking. 


                   Cavatina
Krivchak. Here you sverkulki!
Almiviya. Ah, but, but, but!
Krivchak. Here's a pendant!
Almiviya. Ah, but, but, but!
Krivchak. But why? - I do not Bumba!
Almiviya. I kept my lyulyuku!
Krivchak. But why?
Almiviya. So!
Krivchak. I do syusyu!
Almiviya. You all Dundee!

          You are all so alike Dundee!


                  At the same time:

  Krivchak. Almiviya.
I do syusyu! You all Dundee!
I do not Dundee! You do not syusyu!
Who are syusyu? I do not Dundee!
We all Dundee! We all Dundee!


               Painting Four


  Backyard tsentrintsa de Nadvsyama.


  Tsentrints de Nadvsyam.

      Oh, zhmuchno me! I want zagrobitsya!

      With glyzyrok hlyupki drip-drip-drip.

      Oh, how I feel without Almivii laugh?

      Otvutkayte oh, how?


  Recitative. Who shmargnet from Krivchaka Almiaiyu,

             That would be her parnehoy!


  But no one bumkaet as shmargnut presosnuyu tsentritsessu from 
zlopukoy Kobyakov. Then the crowd masyavok vyhlyapyvaet zamhaty 
Maklohy. 


  Maklohy (vutkaet the entire backyard). I shmargnu
Almiviyu!


  But masyavki bubulkayut over him.


  Most nosyavy masyavka. How are you, dolbuha, shmargnesh 
presosnuyu Almiviyu if you do not even Chekryzhov No!



  Maklohy. Here's my Chekryzhov! (And vynyakivaet of shidryukih 
nozhnin moschnyavy Trampas). 


  All oshumleny.


  Chorus. What do you dolbuk!

       Its not perehark!

       He is the most uzhutyuk!

       You do not perehark!

       You got it, dolbukahu, perehark!


                   Scene Five


  Khabur Maklohiya. He sharpens his loyal and Trampas
pivakaet how uhaydukaet Krivchaka.


  Maklohy. I zlopukogo,

            Hapokryukogo

            And zhmadnogo Krivchaka

            Uhaydukayu!


                   Painting sixth


  Zhmachnoe podpadune Krivchaka.


  Almiviya. I do not pivakayu,

            Lay at the heart msha.

            I do not skakakayu,

            In stekonts stared.


  Krivchak drobodunkaet: he chuchuhaet that Maklohy
to him tsutsohaet riding koberule. Suddenly raztreskaetsya 
zhvatky BAMS! This Maklohy stsutsokalsya down its koberuli and 
razblindal itself all nyuhamylnik. 


  Maklohy (vutkaet all popadune). Hey, you Krivchak, so you 
rastopchak! Vyhlyapyvay on kayuchny drei!



  Krivchak. Okay, vyhlyapnu. Just do not uryakay so in
my chuchuhlo!


                  Painting seventh


  Dry Maklohiya with Krivchakom. First Krivchak tyutyuknul 
Maklohiya. Then Maklohy tyutyuknul Krivchaka. Both tryup tryupa 
tyutyukayut and, if you can, pivakayut. But Here Maklohy 
smizykal everything that was taught in shalage, and one 
tyutyukom otbarkasil Krivchaku cherdachinu. Krivchak oshumlen. 
Without cherdachiny he no longer zlopuky Krivchak and dobryuhy 
Kravchuk. 


  Krivchak - Kravchuk (pivakaet, holding lohohomki
its cherdachinu). My glyzyrki

                 Overshadowed by Butch!

                 I uhaydukan!

                 Calm tmuchi!


                 Picture of the last


  Backyard tsentrintsa de Nadvsyama. Maklohy and Almiviya all 
prityamkali its zhevadbu. 


  Almiviya. And again, I pivakayu!

            And again, I zaskokayu!

            And again, I hahakayu!

            After I married vyskokayu!


  Maklohy. I uhaydukal Krivchaka!

            I uhaydukal Krivchaka!

            I have! I hi! I Duca Krivchaka!

            Chuck! Chuck! Chuck, swings, cocoa!

            All I am! All I am! All I, me, me, me, me!


  Chorus. All of you! All of you! All you you you you you!

       You're in! Hi you! You, uh, some waving!

       You are the most-peresamy razmahay!


  All together. Oh, what a day kukuyny something something!

              Here are some brededen something something!


  Maklohy and Almiviya syusyumkayutsya. All pivakayut and
zakusyakayut.

                     Curtain

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