Humor - Verse "OA programmers.

(C) Vlad Kondratyev
Music: KENO-TEN/KENOTRON '96 STYLE



              0A programmers

                  (Poem)



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0A programmers began to work,
One asked, "And the money where?" And there were 9.


9 young programmers boss
One of them did not know FoxPro, and there were 8.


8 programmers bought IBM,
One said, "Mac rulez!", And there were 7.


7 programmers would help to read,
One covered his propeller, and there were 6.


6 young programmers were to understand
One of them crazy, and there were 5.


5 programmers bought a CD-ROM,
One brought a Chinese ROM - four of them remained.


4 programmers working in C,
One of them, Pascal, and there were 3.


3 young programmers played DOOM,
One barely hesitated, and then there were two.


2 programmers gathered in unison: "win"
One got - there was 1.


A programmer was under their control,
But met with the customer, and there were 0.


0 scolded programmers angry shef,
Then he fired one, and it became their FF.



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s on the key - bang, monster jaw - klats!
 And is not life, and the solid victory.



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But the desire for perfection has no limits -
Learn, friends said, very soon
In the ceiling spit carelessly and skillfully,
But his eyes on the monitor.
No one to look at you will not be slanted,
And let you there is nothing to prevent,
Just pull the lower lip from the nose -
It must be agile and more.
 Spat to the ceiling - life is not something to be easy,
 But in his own eyes, I somehow grew up.
 I'm on a key - bang, and as a soldier on parade,
 Marching solemnly virus.



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Told my friends and I listened to them,
Only one thing I do not understand why something:
I did everything as told, even better
Where do I even now find a computer?
 And as there is no shisha - a life quite good,
 My computer is still in the picture.
 I suck all the beer, strong finger shake
 And lip shoe string ...



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