Voyager #03 19 октября 1998

Юмор

Humor - Ladder - advice to competent user.

(C) Igor White
Music: Die Hasen under Tanne / KENOTRON



          TIPS FOR LITERACY UZER

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Before you sit down at the keyboard, GC
Told my friends, nadybay beer. G C
On the fig you keep your figure - A7 Dm
You and so everywhere you look, like Grey gelding. A7 Dm
And although you know the difficult art of F Am
Drain a can of beer in one breath, H7 E
Initially, all is very sad, F Fm C
All are usually poured somewhere behind his ear. D7 G7
 And as you drink beer,

             Life is really easy, F Fm C A7
 And with the computer-then certainly! Dm7 G7 C
 You're on a key - bang,

             a computer - a paragraph, F Fm C A7
 Here means you are the most important. Dm7 G7 C



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Before the pad squeeze under the arm,
Train necessary cause of muscle:
Forefinger should too
Often hit the mouse immediately after starting.
Pick your nose now that is done,
Very difficult for them, not that ugly.
If you really need, pick the left,
Only the left, if you remember, can of beer.
 And how powerful your finger - you're not deep,
 From the computer and before dinner.
 You're on a key - bang, monster jaw - klats!
 And is not life, and the solid victory.



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But the desire for perfection has no limits -
Learn, friends said, very soon
In the ceiling spit carelessly and skillfully,
But his eyes on the monitor.
No one to look at you will not be slanted,
And let you there is nothing to prevent,
Just pull the lower lip from the nose -
It must be agile and more.
 Spat to the ceiling - life is not something to be easy,
 But in his own eyes, I somehow grew up.
 I'm on a key - bang, and as a soldier on parade,
 Marching solemnly virus.



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Told my friends and I listened to them,
Only one thing I do not understand why something:
I did everything as told, even better
Where do I even now find a computer?
 And as there is no shisha - a life quite good,
 My computer is still in the picture.
 I suck all the beer, strong finger shake
 And lip shoe string ...



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