Voyager #01
06 июля 1998
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scream - In the year 2000.

<b>scream</b> - In the year 2000.
Music: GLUK LEGEND (C) Mr.Z / LS (R) DGN



     In the year 2000 comes to an end. Asunder abyss ebesnye 
and against the background of clouds we see the fiery letters, 
"Mene Tekel Fares in segment 2000:0000". Mice speak human 
language and begin to bite Programmers for the toes. Viruses 
are so perfected that they themselves will begin to write new 
viruses. Bill will release Windows 2000, which would require 
2000 m RAM, 2000 Screw and 2000 MHz Pentium processor 2000 Pro 
+ 3D] [Covert Mission. All unlicensed software samorazrushatsya 
and destroy all license. Head finally successfully landed on 
the surface and carry on virgin first sulcus. Coolers will fly 
away and carry with them coprocessors 587SX, power supplies no 
longer nourish all rest and start to eat themselves. (And do 
not devour, then ponadkusyvayut). All files will be terribly 
fragmented buckets to overflow bits, program counter, first 
stop and then start spinning in the opposite direction. 
Dividing zero by zero will result in zero flag rise above all 
poluperenosa and will turn into a bloody color monitors 
"TRIDENT" will go to war in the monitors "SAMSUNG", Zuhel 
finally pass, but that no one will be glad to Fido to impose 
residency and innocence at night from the basket will come out 
the shadows of remote files and eerie howl at the blaster, Bill 
Gates Jr. obkurivshis write an operating system DOORS,

in which the date field will be one-bit, and the firm
Microsoft buys corporation Cefalopod, Inc. and renamed the firm 
Microcefal, Ltd. 



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     From the Editor: How fortunate that this whole nightmare 
will happen in the world of PC, rather than our good old 
Spectrum ... ;) 





hx




Other articles:

Authors - The authors of the journal and editorial contacts.

Inform - Guide magazine.

Inform - What to read, read, and where ...?

Regards - greetings from the editors.

Locman - Adventure Cruise (end of short stories).

Locman - Mammoth Cave - the history of the genre voznikonoveniya ADVENTURE.

loafer - the recommendation for the passage and cheat-mode for the game Black Raven. Map to the game flight to HARHAN.

Kaleidoscope - Overview of Game Software: FENDISH FREDDY-S, BIG TOP 10 FUN, MYSTICAL + 12 levels, WORD LIFE, SQUARDS DENIZEN, ELOPEMENT (BACK TO THE EARTH), MARGO PUZZLE, jackass.

Kaleidoscope - Overview of new system software: HRUMv3.5, STSv6.2, ALASMv4.1.

Kaleidoscope - The description text editor - Anaconda.

Kaleidoscope - The presentation of the game from Donetsk - Mirror.

Skeleton - Finalization of the Pentagon - in the Startup PENTAGON-128.

Skeleton - On connecting to GENERL SOUND PROFI.

Tusovka - Visiting Us Laser Soft (Obolensk)

Tusovka - The story of the company Delta 4 sozdavavshiey games for the ZX Spectrum in the 80's.

Tusovka - ART COMP-98 - To be or not to be.

Tusovka - Blitz interview with FFC Computers.

PROFI CLUB - On connecting to the PROFI different periphery.

PROFI CLUB - Editors PROFI: GRAND CROIX v1.0, SCREEN EDITOR v0.1.

PROFI CLUB - Converters PROFI: PCX VIEW & CONVERTOR v2.10, PCX 256, GIF-VIEWER.

PROFI CLUB - DD80 - description of the disk assembly under CP / M.

Mail - Letter from the AIR-and the recall of a newspaper and a project game "Star revenge" (continued flight to Harhan).

scream - How much will it ...?

scream - In the year 2000.

scream - A terrible virus on the Internet.

Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ...


Темы: Игры, Программное обеспечение, Пресса, Аппаратное обеспечение, Сеть, Демосцена, Люди, Программирование

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