Adventurer #09 30 апреля 1999

Юмор

Ottyag - Terminator 3 sleigh day (or the truth again, somewhere in there).

     (C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir, on joint
       with the idea of ​​local Ant'om


              Terminator 3

        Pissing day (or truth

            Again there somewhere)


     Before reading it is recommended to see both "Terminator".


     1998


     Hangover ... John Connor woke up in the
pool of his own vomit .- Fuck!!!
Drunked again ... Hangover. Fucking
hangover ... (The following is the English translation of the 
mat) Chopine, I need a jug of ... Not what. Can go for vmazkoy? 
Nafig. 


     At the savior of mankind was a terrible hangover.
Sores on the body is constantly festered - John was sick
AIDS for four years.

     - Must Die soon, I thought
John - on the life of shit.

     Poblevav little point, John, went to the bathroom,
posmotrev to your # bach in
mirror, he thought to himself: autopsy or what?


     Red water overflowing the edge of the tub.
Drops dripping on the tile. (Neighbors lower
floor began to expose the pots and the FAQ
John).



     2029



     - 1001010001001000101110110 - I think
Computer kompeks Sky-Net on the basis of
CPU Aceleron. - Boring ...

     The other day he introduced himself to the memory of the 
old movie people called it somehow strange - Terminator 10 
(dvoich.). There some reason appeared computer system, with the 
same name, as he ... 


     If you dig a little deeper, then this complex was 
developed in Microsoft kompaniey sotrudnichesve with Intel, of 
this project tossed Pentagon, after the explosion at the 
company Cyberdyne systems. 


     - I left just twenty
cycles to konnekta with Russian department.
We ought to merge kinoshku ...



     Resistance was not asleep. Deep
zakonsperirovannye Russian hackers have been brought up on the 
Speccy, long ago wrote the virus, using sources Windows'98, 
which are implemented in the kernel iskina (note the author - 
artificial intelligence), and urged him to take nestandartnye 
solutions. 


     Rockets Trends of Iraq, yet
dolbanuli, but in Russia. Sky-Net, though
was iskinom on innate stupidity (it should be
remember the company producer) forgot
connect the patch, which was written for
2000 issue. In general, it all happened like in the movie of 
the director, who unclear what, received 11 Oscar -

a newly Sky-Net connects to the archive
Hollywood ... At the last moment iskin managed to reflect 
rockets, which were get into the processor-production

complex, but the others have caused global
exchange of missiles, which wiped out
North America, Europe and almost
the whole of Asia. Somehow got nahorosho
and Australia, and Africa, there were only
small islands of life, focusing
around abandoned earlier parts of the U.S. and
Russia.

     Gradually, people began to realize that
occurred, so the survivors of hackers have decided to destroy 
Sky-Net. Having Several acts of sabotage by the remnants of

Internet'a, they attracted the attention of
iskina, which began retaliatory action
extension type of automated production facilities, proizvodstva 
security robots and cyborgs. Soon on the American continent 
there was only a miserable a bunch of feral bums crawl

poverhnost only at night.

     Only in Russia there were people able to resist iskinu, 
but already there Sky-Net began to expand its influence,

built several automated factories ...



     After completing the connection, iskin has decided to 
return it to the concerned movie. 

     - Interesting movie, - figured the computer - can I check 
whether the left Living John Connor? Suddenly he dug

somewhere in the Nevada desert and building a
Plans for my destruction?

     Will scan the archives LAPD, iskin found that John Connor 
took his own life samoubistvom in 1998'm year, and his mother

Sarah Connor died in 2000'm and not
coming out of Pescadero, where a nuclear warhead hit in Los 
Angeles. In Pescadero it upekli, immediately after them

John found the police at a steel factory in a suburb of LA.

     Satellites tracking also yielded negative results - in 
North America was not a single group of people that could bring 
significant harm to terrestrial range of Sky-Net. Rescan in 
Russia iskin obtained a similar result.


     - Really bored. - Thought
Sky-Net. - There is no resistance.
It looks like in Russia remained so few people
that they are even not how often your
presence. We ought to think himself some fun ...



     Petrushka wake up with terrible hangovers.

     - Fuck! Limit your
Yesterday almost all of Braga, which has been put on the New 
Year. Now a new supply is not

have time. Have to drink stinking tehnyagu that just now
stolen on automatic
Plant Sky-Net'a.

     Poshkryabav his unshaven face, sauntered Petrukha
to a computer and sent soap
Vaska neighbor with whom
yesterday they nazhbanilis.Cherez
Half an hour into the door of the underground
Hopper tumbled Vaska.

     - Oooo! Shit, then what! Tower
as she pops. There is something a hangover?

     Diluted alcohol, water, friends pulled a glass.

     - Remember how yesterday we were pinned
over this iskinom? - Asked
Vaska, eating canned meat (she was
in the bunker since shovels times
sometimes it all tormented diarrhea, but eat
wanted more). - Our shadow virus
still works! Remember how yesterday
Hover patrol dropped on us instead
napalm bombs with two barrels of alcohol?

     - That was funny!


     Vaska was with Petrushka hackers unit of resistance, based 
in Volga region. Far they have been trying to write a virus 
which gave access to the control of external units Sky-Net. 
Recently, they succeeded, making sure it is working on Hover, 
who has given them alcohol, they have adjusted program feedback 
satellite tracking satellites now transmit to the base 
pre-edited in real-time image. It is no longer display the 
movement of people, rather people were on it, but in reality, 
iskin received information from Vaska's company,

that simulated image with psevdoperemescheniyami people, thus 
not in the location and quantity, means were

real.


     - You're joking, for that yesterday
fuse Khrenova piece of iron - on Terminator!
Looked at first forward and then back!
Yes the databases at the expense of Connor
paced. In Che our programmulina with him
done - Otpad!

     - Yes, and satellite Lajoux got!
Joyfully assented Vaska. - On this occasion, need to plunk!



     - I do not have a worthy opponent!
lamented iskin.-Here in the movie, you know
- Resistance, Connor, and here, not you
shoot terminators, no tanks to suppress the fellows! Each 
half-day track has ... Can be used in Action 
svezheizobretennuyu time machine? Come on, you know, an 
improved Model T10000 equipped with a system of fertilization, 
it will produce insemination Sarah Connor 1995'm year, and hold 
all the remaining time, protecting the Bill (Sky-Net

decided to name the new leader of the resistance
the name of its creator). However, then
it would no longer be the terminator ... To name a-ka
I did Sperminator, model 1 ... S1 - normal! Zaprogramiruyu his 
teaching system, through which he will bring the Bill in 
respect for Microsoft, will make him a leader, and Bill in

turn, will lead the people in kiberniticheskoe future under my 
control ... Yes ... Resistance is not obtained, but

Even more interesting ...



     - That shit melkomyagkie! - Cursed
Petrushka. They Vaska just scanned the RAM iskina, where he 
built zlaveschie plans to enslave humanity. - Cyberpunk darkest 
smells. Have to act of his methods ...




     1995


     Exercise yard Pescadero clinic, patients are walking, 
sticks, you know, on sun and birds. Around the far wall

sit on the bench ex doctor Silverman and
Sarah Connor.

     - Retsedivchik means. Why are you
smashed laboratory Cyberdyne Systems.
Silverman arm around Sarah.

     - Fuck you Dr. to # uy! Themselves
Come know why.

     - I know. I had seen it. - Y
Silverman lip trembled involuntarily
- He remembered the T-1000, passing through
lattice. - But the doctor did not Zolotov enters
the topic - you know these immigrants.
Limit vile!

     - Listen to the doctor, now you believe
in what I said?

     - I believe that's why I'm sitting here with
you, not in his office ...

     - And do not run away do we? You know
all the ins and outs of this hole.

     - Interesting idea! - Said the doctor, and lost in thought 
... 



     - What the fuck! -
Ed swore - he was
truck driver, and distilled from his truck Sunday in San 
Francisco via LA. Man its just stood on a paid parking

in the suburbs .- Why me
# Bnulo current? - He looked out the window.

     Around him TRACK suddenly increased plasma ball,
in the middle of which a
soon appeared
the figure of a naked man.

     - Drink should menshe.podumal Ed and keeled
to sleep on.



     Meanwhile, a naked man wasted no time in vain, glancing 
around, he found the nearest bar and started producing scanning 
the surroundings. Not Unsatisfied external examination, he

went inside. The bar partying bikers. Proxy authentication size 
had a positive result. 

     - I need your clothes and bike. calmly asked the man.

     - You forgot to say
"Please", replied without looking biker, but
turning immediately changed color. - Yes, you take away 
everything, but # bachem on the plate, do not apply!


     Cyborg came out of the bar
clad in black leather jackets and
leather pants at # bache y
He had glasses, which
he memory of old robbed a bartender, but in the hands
shootgun of the same origin. Harley uterine
zaurchal and jumped up.



     - Oooo! Tower of cracking. - Complain
himself kaldyr Sam woke up on what jeans pissing myself. - 
Pivka would! 


     Then he gave the tower and
began to unceremoniously pull his pants.

     - Fuck! Blue
divorced. - Sam began sluggishly
fight back, but of course with
hangover is not obeyed, so
he still lost his pants.

     Razuvious eyes kaldyr
saw some dude
get into his jeans and a raincoat.

     - Petushnya! - Vehemently homeless - unbelted at all!

     Paying no attention to the cries, the thief disappeared 
around the corner. Drove the lane past the police car, but 
sitting inside the cops did not notice anything. 



     John Connor cannot smoke marijuana ...
Smoked ... Smoked ... Finished his ... In one his ugly face.
Life was bad. His fledgling child's mind (after all, he was 
only 11 years old) tormented terrible memories. He has always

dreamed of one and the same dream-...


     Psychiatric Clinic, where hit
John to be examined, after their
mother arrested by police. Long
dark corridors. Turn the shower.

     - Hey, you fools! Get on the ball! -
a nurse sick noggin with a hangover, and here,
as luck would have brought new cases, and he
had to lead them to bathing.

     Instead of running on three
man, he shoved them all at once.

     - And you what the fate of the puppy?
Last in line was a ten-year kid.

     The guy shook lip.

     - Pszczel! - Nurse shut the door and
instead follow the procedure
went for coffee - he was sushnyak.

     Among the patients, John was the only one who was less 
than twenty. After selecting the nearest booth, he opened the 
tap, forth water.


     - What is this sucker? - John anxiously turned. Behind 
stood a burly nigga and jerked his # uy. - Hey, sucker, you 
want to suck? 

     John pushed the nigger, but he
he grabbed and pinned to the wall.

     - You do not want for good? Get!

     The last thing John remembered, was
terrible pain in the ass.


     At this point, he always woke up.
Only later, when he was released and set in an orphanage, he 
passed the test for AIDS. The result was positive ... 



     Three days passed from the time when
Sarah Silverman and came to the decision to run away together. 
Pick Sarah was able to do incredibly, besides it in advance in 
store clip, which is stolen from the doctor Zolotova - she had 
a habit of shovels cement business clip, not stapled. Way 
through the dark corridor to the camera former doctor, Connor 
noiselessly opened and his camera.


     - Listen to the doctor, have you checked
Our guess?

     - Everything is fine! - As they expect, in klinnike 
remained the same codes for digital locks. And as codes 
Silverman remembered well. - Do you know Sarah, now a change of 
the Bill and Gerda - those nurses with whom I once worked. They 
old lovers and generally, about three nights, love to fuck in 
the back. I often followed by peeping.


     After waiting three, Sarah Silverman and
quietly made their way to the checkpoint - for reservations
window is really no one there. Typing code, they entered a 
protected zone. 

     - Where is the utility room? - Then were
doors with sophisticated locks and time of
They had little. - We have the keys.

     - Here, around the corner. - From the utility room was 
heard scuffling. 

     - O, ia! Das ist fantastich! Ich
komme!!! Ich komme!!! - Gerda was
originally from the former East Germany, so she
often frustrated by having sex
German.

     Bill strongly jerked
and fell on her.

     - Honey, go on,
Go on!

     - Hand finish,
Bitch! - The second blow
batons Sarah poisoned her into nirvana after
Bill.

     Taking the keys, they
got to the elevator.

     - Doctor, do some
car, and I'll go
open the garage door .- Sarah disappeared into the shadows.



     - Fuck! - Cursed the guard
parking, hearing the noise. Silverman bungle
tinkered with the car door. - Stand psi ...

     Sarah stood behind with a baton in his hand.
Oshmonav guard, they got into the car and
full speed, knocked down a barrier, left
on the highway.



     An hour later, drove to Pescadero
biker on the Harley. Debris barrier is
removed and put an armed guard.

     - Zooms out. - Grimly advised
guard.

     - What's the matter? - Pretending chode, asked a man. In 
his speech, clearly betrays an Austrian accent. 

     - Yes psychos we have escaped. One of the
them - a woman, because she was so much noise for the second 
time fails. 

     - Here's bad luck! - Guy unfolded
motorcycle and drove to the highway.



     A guy in a raincoat and jeans
sitting at the bar and slowly sipped a beer. Suspended over the 
bar TV was tuned to local news channel. 

     "Last night from a psychiatric
Pescadero clinic was to escape, "-
prophesied speaker on the screen: "Runaway, Sarah
Connor and former hospital doctor
Silverman, stunned security guard kidnapped
service weapon and stolen vehicles
"Ford" to the service park. Caused
Police guard with difficulty overtook them
near the Mexican border. In a shootout
death of one of the officers, but the fugitives managed to 
escape to Mexico. " 

     The guy drank his beer and headed
to the exit. According to reports, he
had, Connor could again cross the night
erikanskuyu border and go to
his friend Enrique who lived in the border zone.



     In the haze of a hot summer day on the dusty road raced 
motorcycles. Processor cyborg counted, which is likely he be 
able to catch Sarah Connor in her secret sanctuary on the 
Mexican border. 

     - Insolent altogether, these bikers! -
muttered under his breath Highway Patrol,
pulling out of the bushes motorcycle. There he was sitting in 
ambush, and both times he lacked write another penalty. Over a 
hundred fines month was assumed to be a bonus.


     - Stop! It's the police! -
patrol took the megaphone mobile, embedded on a motorcycle.

     Biker only added gas - to find out
relationship with the police he had no desire to
was. He was a completely different mission.

     - Stubborn bastard .- cursed the policeman, taking out the 
walkie-talkie to call help.


     Soon, at the next crossroads seemed Cardon. Biker turned 
into desert, chase followed him. After about

three o'clock he was able to break away from his pursuers - 
someone ran into a cactus someone stuck in the sand. As a 
child, they do not playing computer games, although one

The youngest, remembered an old game
on the Spectrum, it had to be drastically monevrirovat between 
the trees ... 



     Last iknuv, Ford Sarah
still stalled. Stalled in front of the fence
which were hung head rattlesnakes
snakes.

     - Get out the doctor arrived. - Sarah
climbed out of the car, followed by Silverman
her. - Here lives my old pal Henry, he help us.

     Before them was a vacant lot on which
littered with the skeletons of helicopters and shell smashed 
cars. A couple of times pnuv rusty pickup, Sarah tried to draw 
attention inhabitants of the place. Soon, carrying strap and a 
shotgun with a bottle of tequila in the other hand, appeared 
unshaven Mexican. 

     - And it's you, Connor. About you again
show on TV.

     - Come on, come on buhnem. - Sarah
relaxed, drank deeply from the
bottle.

     - This is your companion again teetotaler? - Asked Enrique.

     - No, I too drink. - Silverman
wiped his mouth on his shirt and made five
Bulka.

     Ended the second gallon of tequila, Silverman has long 
rested under the table, and Sarah persistently stifled cactus 
moonshine. 

     - What are you so sad? - Stuttering
asked Enrique.

     - Turbulent me somehow. - Sarah finished her throat from 
the leftovers. - Where there may be roll the dice?


     - Look in the Trailer. - Enrique took third halon jug - 
recently he liked to drink in one his ugly face until

then, until fall # bachem in the table.



     Sarah dreamed of disturbing dreams. From
memory depth images surfaced Rees
terminator, which initially killed Rees
and then became the father of John, a series of
Kid goes through her fevered
brain. All the people she loved and started
love, die. Suddenly she was awakened by
squeak of a door opening.

     - Who is here? - Sarah snatched from
pistol under his pillow and followed the figure in the doorway.

     - It's me - Rice, I have come for you.

     - Again, these dreams about the dead men - thought Sarah, 
but did not disappear. Approached the bed was just Rice, in 
cloak and dirty jeans, the way she remember him at their first 
meeting. 

     - I came for you. It all started
Again - I have sent your son from the future. - Rice sat on the 
edge of the bed. 

     - But you're dead - I saw it myself. -
Sarah anxiously moved to the back of the bed.

     - I died in 1984'm year, when I
2029'go sent out, and now they sent me
of 2028'go. In 1991'm, you thought that changed the future, but 
the project Sky-Net was extended by the Pentagon, who had access

all files, and the catastrophe all the same
happened, but later - in 2000'm year. By
best of our knowledge at this time, except for me,
sent to the terminator of the same model, which
You crushed the press.

     - Is it all started again? - Sarah fell into the arms of 
Rhys and sobbed. Figure began stroking her back, slowly

Going down below. Sarah sighed wearily
and raised a loving eye on the rice.

     - I want you, I wish you all the
years. - Sarah Rice began to undress. Soon they were lying 
naked in the twilight of the room. She kissed Rhys lips and 
started to descend lower and lower ... 

     - You do not Rice! - Sara jumped out of bed and ran away 
into the far corner. - At Rice There were three eggs, but you 
have - two. He was a mutant, as parents conceived him, hapanuv 
a decent dose of radiation. 

     - Come to me, darling. - Cyborg got out of bed, shaking 
his sticking member with excitement. - I'll give you a child.


     Trailer door flew off its hinges, and
opening figure of a hefty guy in a black leather outfit, he 
leaned over to Sarah. 

     - Get out of here if you want to live
further. - Said terminator.

     Sperminator (and it was he pretended to Rice) are grouped 
and jumped on the back of the terminator, they flew off in

far corner of the trailer and, after breaking the wall
spilled into the street. Meanwhile, Sarah,
clutching jeans and shirt, ran up to dzhipu.Kiborgi
to his feet and terminator
relish drove spermine torus in the face, he staggered a few 
steps away, he was temporarily disoriented. Using temporary 
confusion, terminator snatched from his belt, Taser, set at 
full power, and discharge head sperminatora, he collapsed on 
the spot. Sarah has already opened a car and pressed the gas 
pedal. Before it was the California desert. 

     While he was engaged in temporary disorientation 
sperminatora in space terminator did not notice that Sarah 
disappeared from his field of view - on the horizon could see 
only a dusty jeep trail. Terminator sat on the Harley and rode 
the trace - in Playing his first directives was to protect 
Sarah. 



     About twenty minutes after
departure of Sarah and the terminator sperminator
brought their receptors in normal and developed an alternate 
plan ... 



     Of course, the shoals at the shelter were a rarity, but if 
you have ten bucks, you could buy a bag of marijuana, and John 
was able to break into ATMs masterful. Over the last year in 
training courses, John grown expert at hacking things, so

Now he did not have to hack ATMs on site. He had long got 
himself a dummy bank account that lists every day for ten 
dollars. He introduced the worm into the program one of

Swiss banks. However, now get out to remove the grandmother was
complex - recently on top of the fence had barbed wire is 
energized, but John already two Weeks led the dig under the 
fence. His company has ended with success, as he had in his 
pocket was fifty bucks. 

     - We ought to go for the plan. - John
put bag in which lay his faithful
Amiga (Atari morally outdated). - Time
selected out.



     Terminator was sitting at the bar and drowned
vodka - it already was the second jug. One of the
changes in its structure, which
made Petrukha Vaska was liter
container with a built-spirtometrom
and an indicator of liquid level. Now
Terminator could drink
alcoholic beverages, as well as
all the people that piss after piva.Esli alcohol concentration
container equals one jug vodyary, then automatically
to its core programs to connect additional (a clone of the 
virus, which Hackers have implemented a iskin), and then

Terminator could accept non-standard
solutions.

     The bar is located near the shelter,
the home of John, the terminator followed
Saru to this place. Now he was sitting near the window and 
monitored the movement of Sarah. She nervously strolled around 
the fence already about two hours, hoping to talk to

someone who lives here boys,
so they told John that she had
waiting. Time passed, but nothing happened. Terminator ordered 
a third jug .. 



     Sperminator also wasted no time lost, coming back to 
normal, he determined the direction of target movement and 
followed her to LA. The only possibility to reach

trace Connor, in his opinion, was scanning the police network 
LAPD. No incidents related to the desired object

he could not find, therefore, using
patch'i to Internet Explorer, which it
supplied the Sky-Net, he nachal scan the whole
network for mention of Connor.


     Pushing back the turf, John
carefully descended into the tunnel, and disguised all
traces of the shoot, got out
on the other side of the fence.
No sooner had he done three
steps as he hailed.

     - John! - It was
Sarah, who watched
shelter from the dawn. - Sonny! That's me!

     John turned around - in front of him stood a
his mother.

     - My mother! - Swore John and understood that said # 
uynyu. - You must be Durkee.


     - I ran, my son, and I think all
started again. - Sarah was overexcited.

     - What started? - John scratched his reputation
and approached Sarah.

     - Come on, I have a machine around the corner, I
everything you explain.


     Terminator noticed that Sarah came into contact with John, 
they got into the car and headed down the street. Hinge third 
jug, he went outside and sat on motorcycle, but since alcohol 
made itself know including subroutines unpredictable behavior, 
the terminator decided yet no direct contact with Connor

well, not letting them out of sight, in ostavatsya
side.


     While they searched for a suitable motel
Sarah told John, about the strange incident in the desert.

     - Something is dirty. - John figured a few options. - If 
it is not ended, then Sky-Net project was continued. But the 
Cyberdyne Systems was us destroyed, so the information about 
him to look at the Pentagon. A difficult and not done in five 
minutes - should be removed room with a phone in some hotel.


     The hotel was zanyuhannym and dirty.
Tarakany scattered in the corners, when Sarah
John entered the room. Connecting to
telephone, John began to break into the Pentagon's website.

     - So strong is their fucking
leg, ice. - John broke into Pentagon servers. - All references 
to interest We project indicate that the information contained 
in a closed computer system, no plug in an external network. 
The only possibility to find out the details, is a direct 
physical access to a computer complex. 

     - This computer is located directly at the Pentagon? - 
Asked Sarah. 

     - Yes. And to get through to him, we
need an army ...


     Since John still was a beginner
hacker, Assam, the Pentagon did not
worth to trace an attacker to place
action.


     Mulder passionately kissing Scully. For
the past year working together, he often wooed her co-worker. 
Finally He succeeded, and they lay on the bed

in his apartment.

     - Own a piece of me! - Scully moaned passionately, pushing 
his feet. 

     At this point, both their pagers squeaked.

     - His mother - it is Skinner! - Mulder
took a cell - is broken off, you beast! -
Fox snarled up numbers superior.

     - Skinner's listening.

     - What is it? - Mulder began to pull his pants, knowing 
that once just have to masturbate at night photo

Given.

     - You should have to begin a new
cause of XF-123, all materials you've already submitted and are 
waiting in your classrooms. 

     - Yes, I read yesterday and introduced himself
up to date Agent Scully. - Mulder looked at his ass carnivore 
Scully, who wore shorts. - The early episodes of this things 
are 1984'i and 1994'u years. A well last night was identified 
by Chief suspect that passes on both counts.


     - He escaped from his pursuers, headed
to the Mexican border. - Skinner read the latest bulletins. - 
There is a possibility that he came into contact with Connor. 
Yes, and now the important news: we are now reported from the 
Pentagon that the computer John Connor at the moment is an 
attempt to break their network. Around the hotel, from which 
the break-in, you will have to wait assault group. Since, in 
all probability, John came into contact with the mother and the 
main suspect, who has parasposobnostyami remain unscathed

with gunshot wounds, as is clear from
episode 1991'go year assault group
equipped with a weapon with tranquilizers, and
Taser also. I order to arrive
in place immediately.

     After listening to a long monologue of his head, Mulder 
looked at Scully. 

     - Get dressed and go, but then the truth
is once again out there somewhere. - She said,
leaving the apartment.



     John disconnected the modem from the telephone
network, and at this point in the rear wall of the room formed 
a hole, which squeezed into the terminator. 

     - We were surrounded. - Dispassionately he said. - I 
neutralized the two commandos in the backyard, so this way is 
free. 

     - You're back! Give me five. - John gleefully clapped her 
hands cyborg. 

     Although it was a completely different Terminator, though 
the same model, Vaska and Petrushka made in his memory behavior 
model Terminator from the film, respectively, were adjusted his 
appearance, so the termination was almost a full copy of which 
was destroyed in 1994'om year.


     Suddenly, a window was broken and the room
flew into the tear-gas grenades,
John and Sarah immediately started coughing and cursing, 
Terminator picked up and made both in the back yard where there 
was svezhesperty pickup. Before they get in the car, as

around the corner ran out Mulder and bummed
Remote stun in the back of the terminator. Cyborg stood around 
for a while machines, but quickly led movement

function to normal and, having developed, embedded
Mulder ran up on turnips. FBI agent
fell threw himself.


     At this time, the central office
companies Microsoft, Intel and LAPD suddenly
Thus, all servers have failed - it worked
secondary directive laid Russian
hackers in the terminator. He received detailed instructions 
and software with which you can disable all computers in this 
company are connected to the network. The first step, after 
moving in In 1995, a cyborg, using

built-in cellular phones and modems
(Vaska with Petrukha all thought out in detail), introduced the 
expectant virus in computers, Microsoft and the aforementioned 
organizations. Now that was planned for them big race, he gave 
the command to activate the virus. 


     Although sperminator was not equipped
to access the Internet without the use of
external devices, he entered the apartment
One of the residents of LA, as a homeowner
once flew to Hawaii on vacation, so
apartment was empty. After spending the past
noon on the network, he noticed the strangeness in
servers, Microsoft and Intel, but only
others rejected the entire computer system
connection LA's Police Deportamenta. She worked as a mobile 
communications. Begin scanning the network and radio

frequencies sperminator was soon
abreast of the latest developments in an attempt to capture 
Connor and terminator. 


     At this time the hacker on the server
around the world began to merge very interesting information, 
namely the source Windows 95 and 98, all classified material

Project Sky-Net, as well as the concepts of the newest 
processors Intel (terminator is passed on the documentation, 
which he loaded with Vaska Pertuhoy). Also there was one file 
that describes the future after 2000'go year, though many 
mistook him for a cyberpunk novel, but some hackers consider 
themselves the true cyberpunk, understood it as a guide to 
action. 


     Only later, after several hours,
press attache of the Pentagon had a very unpleasant 
conversation with reporters. Pentagon decided to discontinue 
the project Sky-Net, and to terminate the contract with 
Microsoft and Intel. 


     Bill Gates was sitting in his office and
cried like a baby - he had just learned that all materials on 
the project "Chicago" arrived in the network, moreover, there 
might even find that not even was embodied in the code, but it 
was only the outline. Microsoft empire sank like the Titanic. 
The stock price poleletel rapidly down. Bill opened the drawer 
and pulled out pistol ...



     Scully pursued the blue pickup, which at full speed rushed 
to the Los Angeles suburb, on the seat next to It sat still not 
fully ochuhavshiysya after hitting the terminator Mulder.


     - Special Agent Dana Says
Scully pursuing a blue pickup, the next
to the western outskirts of the city, requiring ...

     - What the fuck! - Mulder snatched the radio from the 
nest. - Do not you know that they will not kill anyone? Really

You did not read the report on the case 1994'go year?

     - Are you you read! You forget that
yesterday the whole evening I was bred on the facts and
vinischem watered, so I was able to read this fucking record? - 
Snapped Dan.


     - Do not miss this opportunity to clarify all the biting - 
unless we are do now, then all the information

buried in the archives of the FBI and the Pentagon.

     - You're right ... - Scully in thought began nervously 
biting his lip. - What do you then suggest?


     - Quiet trace them to the stopping point, but for now I'll 
get back with my friends from the secret lab, let them keep 
track of the satellite moving vehicle Connor. Stop the car. - 
Mulder got out of the car and pulled out a cell.


     After a few minutes of conversation he
sat back in the car.

     - I advise you to change the phone number - he asked the 
co-worker. - This an old bespectacled pervert accepted me

help but for what I shall call him
your phone number. But every ten
minutes he would throw me on the pager
coordinates of the object of interest to us.

     - You're a beast, not just my room
he gave, and still go and naboltal that fucked me in all the 
cracks all night long. 

     Mulder blushed slightly as
Scully assumption was not far from the truth (this time she was 
here: -]). 

     - Here you start ... - Stretched
Mulder - Let's go better, but then Connor
Suspect otorvut too far.


     Sperminator successfully intercepted conversation Mulder. 
Hack pager, knowing his room, a cyborg was not difficult, soon

He took every ten minutes of duplicate messages in your 
Notebook. Find vehicle also was

labor. He went on to intercept targets.


     - Everything is going as I expected,
Suddenly he said terminator.

     - What's on? - Asked in bewilderment
John.

     - I just spotted an inquiry agent
FBI cellular regarding our
movement. 99% I'm sure sperminator scans cellular 
communications, so it aware of our current location.


     - And who are these agents? - Asked Sarah.

     - They are from the Department of classified material, 
specialize in unexplained facts and events. Most likely, they 
develop a chain of events the 84-94'h years. A man has just 
decided to act on its discretion and not to the authorities in

fame. As far as I quadrupeds, it is
pathological type with schizoid motives
behavior, convinced that paranormal
phenomena do exist. Therefore, he
intends to follow us without involving
main force the FBI and police with him is just his naparnitsa.

     - And we, what kind of this funny? -
pointersovalsya John?

     - Those who have programmed me
introduced me information about this department FBI
so I'm at 100% can be sure that Agent Mulder will act
at its discretion.

     - Well, what do you suggest? - Sarah
reverie began to disassemble the pistol.

     - Shortly before us must be a steel mill, so to avoid 
attracting the police of our actions, I propose to defuse 
sperminatora there. 

     - And Is not this plant, which
We fancied a year ago? - Pinned
John.

     - The answer is yes, - said
terminator.

     - You again for their own - with displeasure said John.

     - Zasohni mold - terminator passed the fork ahead seemed 
Pipe plant.




     Drug trafficking has always been
profitable. Kalumbiyskaya drug mafia
planned for this delivery
last three years. Toward LA
followed the truck with a suspended on a tank in
which, besides olive oil, floated
a ton of new varieties of cocaine, which causes
increased sexual drive, packed in sealed plastic packaging. 
This sort of cocaine had increased aerosol exposure. 

     Truck has just passed a suburban
industrial zone LA, going to the
center.



     - # B your mother! - Swore Mulder
- They stopped in the middle of the highway. What
there?



     - Tooo-ooormozi! - Gomez, the second
TRACK driver (the same), and began to twist the steering wheel. 
Sancho (the first driver) nanyuhavshis coca, the first right on 
the blue pickup truck, standing in the middle of the highway. 

     There was a smell of burning rubber, but the truck stopped 
a meter away from the pickup. 

     In the window stuck shotgun, followed by
it seemed stupid mug guy in sunglasses.

     - Go away! - Nevozutimo said
man.

     - And do not suck Do you? - Gomez
pulled out the Magnum and strelul forehead impudent.

     Bullet otrikoshetila from the head, leaving
tsarpinu on the inner surface of the windshield.

     Couple beats # bach solved all the problems, soon left 
lying on the pavement Two Mexicans in the state of catatonia, 
and truck, turned around and headed for the industrial zone.


     - Why is this truck?
asked Sarah.

     - Inside the tank is about
tons of cocaine, I scanned the contents, it is useful to us in 
the future. 



     Following the coordinates, which he received from the 
pager, followed sperminator Connor and the Terminator. Soon on 
the horizon smokestacks. 



     Shortly before the windshield of the truck appeared 
enclosing the perimeter of the plant, knocked down the gates of 
the netting, truck braked. 

     - Come and napravlyayte to the gate.
- Terminator including the transmission - truck uterine growled.

     - And how are you? - Asked
John?

     - I'll be back, - answered the terminator. - See you 
inside. 

     The truck jumped up, and making
decent speed, crashed into a gate
plant. They squeaked bent, but still
slomalis same, though not without prejudice to
TRACK - it skidded, and he with all his might drove into the 
furnace, broke in half. Oil spilled on the floor, rolled 
package of cocaine behind. 

     Terminator got out of the cockpit and soorentirovavshis on 
the spot, and began to shove drug in the receiving hole 
vozduhozbornoy mine. The blades of the fan sucks in air, easily 
ripped open the packaging, shipping cocaine into the 
ventilating system of the plant.




     Evening shift is always a # visited Jack. And now his 
naparnitsa Elsa - bitchiness bitch watched indicators

instruments and singing slot # buchuyu Madonna.
Jack Young People loved the Sex Pistols and hated pop music, 
but at this moment for some reason ass Elsa, usually seemed to 
him too fat, seemed very attractive, he went to the co-worker 
and playfully pinched her. 

     - Jackie - bad guy! - Elsa for about five minutes 
naglazhivala crotch lights of the remote seemed to her 
Christmas lanterns - Why so rude! Better let me lick your boy!


     All the other factory workers plunged into the warm waters 
of the narcotic trance. In the shower is undergoing global 
factors. 



     - The coordinates that I took with
his pager, the object is located in the steel mill - Mulder
e once consulted with a map of Los Angeles.

     - Do not # bi brains went there .- Scully
took issue weapons.



     Terminator Connor was waiting at the gate.

     - I think it makes sense to go into the security room - 
where monitors are installed Tracking of the factory.


     - And where the entire staff? - Asked Sarah.

     - Take a look around. - Unabashedly
advised the terminator.

     Steel-pouring ladle about two men kissing (they were not 
cunts but was present at the beginning of bisexual

both - Cocaine awakened subconscious
instincts).

     - Lawlessness - stated Sarah. A
for me it does not spread?

     - Must hold primary sexual motive, - said the terminator.

     - Stop Bazaar, visit apportamenty local security. - John 
headed for the stairs. 



     Scully pulled out a gun and quickly slipped past through 
razvorochennye gates of the plant.


     - What is that white powder? - She asked, brushing off his 
shoes from adhering white substance, which is a thick layer 
lying right beside the entrance to the plant. 

     - I do not know, but now we have another
goal - Mulder did rush to the nearest power plant, and aimed at
passage, standing on one knee.

     Scully followed him. Suddenly he
felt a searing touch
the rough texture of the costume co-worker to his
cheek.

     - Know what I'm going to do?
asked Mulder y Scully.

     - No. - Dana somehow caught his breath.

     Mulder took Scully's hand, and unbuttoned his pants, put 
his hand on your Dana Member of ...




     Last coordinates, which sperminator got on his pager, a 
steel mill on the outskirts of LA. Gate on the factory had been 
demolished completely, so cyborg drove unimpeded.

Passing raskorezhennye gate factory, the car ran into a broken 
sperminatora half tank freight truck. About

tank with a thick layer of crumbled white
powder.



     Scully's clit furiously plucking hand.

     - Fox! Where are you? - Scully is already beginning to 
end. - Why are condoms! I I want you!


     Mulder, wandering around blast furnaces in
search Gandon (he left his home,
but he somehow felt that here he
they certainly will), stumbled upon
fucking Jack and Elsa. Rising to the side, he began to 
masturbate ... 


     After
terminator discharged shocker
sperminatoru in the head, the
that failed in the program. Now he is no longer
it was necessary to specifically fuck Sarah Connor, he needs
was a woman. Sperminator saw Scully meets with her hand, and
main program moved
for routine insemination ...



     - How it otvratitelnooo - Sarah, not
controlling their movements, unzipped
their pants and jeans, running his index finger into the vagina 
and began to drive him into the # izdy. 

     On the Monitor prevailed full
lawlessness - in a shower cubicle came
rough group sex in the best German
traditions, some reeling mill two
blue by turns fucking each other in
ass, and near the entrance to the plant Rice going to fuck some 
stout woman with big boobs.


     - Rice! It's you! - Sarah noticed
familiar face around the entrance to the plant, its drug 
clouded mind refused to perceive reality. 

     - It's not Rice, and sperminartor. - Terminator got right 
shocker from his belt. I deactivated it ...




     Scully wanted # yn, she parted
foot and pulled himself to a cyborg. In this
moment of a man who was about to enter
his penis in her, jerked and rolled over on its side. Near them 
stood a man in a leather outfit with a shocker in his hand. He 
bent down and, taking a potential partner are given in the leg, 
and unceremoniously dragged him to the blast furnace. 

     - Mulder! Where are you? - Called Scully, rising from the 
floor. 

     There was no answer. Fox, though
heard it, but did not get distracted by trivia.

     - Fuck me, at least someone! -
Scully screamed in ecstasy ...


     Half-naked Sarah ran out of control komanaty and rushed to 
the terminator. 

     - Let him go! He also hurts! Sarah
grabbed a cyborg, not allowing to drag
sperminatora for punishment.

     John ran up from behind, as he has
not yet reached puberty, cocaine does not
acted on it with full force, and he
the only people in the building more or less understand what 
was happening. 

     - Mom, do not bother me! This is not Rice. -
John weighed two decent slap her mother, who had an effect.

     Sara shook her head against and still remembered why they 
got here. Catching sperminatora hands, she helped get him up 
the stairs. 


     Picture weird twitch (it's chump sperminatora hit the 
stairs). Motor function had returned unexpectedly,

pnuv terminator in the ass, a cyborg rose
to his feet and turned around. Before him was the Sarah Connor, 
jeans and shorts as well as on it absent. Automatic kerf main 
routine, a member of sperminatora accepted functional status, 
and He lashed out at the facility. Dropping Sarah on

slatted floor, he began to enter into it
his penis.

     Terminator looked at the indicator
Shocker charging - LED does not light, otshvyrnuv
a useless thing to the side, he knocked
sperminatora on the head and grabbed his neck,
tossed it aside. He got up and
lashed out at the terminator. Two cyborg
locked in mortal combat, as
prototype for both was a model of force
were equal. Railings fences bent
under the weight of the cyborg, and began sperminator
overwhelm the enemy, trying to throw
it into the molten steel. John realized
that it smells like kerosene on the run has started
improvise -
handing over the rising Sarah remote control lift, he tied
chain around the foot
sperminatora (the
was too busy
terminator and
podlyanki noticed), and Sarah pressed the button lift. 
Sperminator, trying to free, let

terminator. That
ottolkul him, and
sperminator started
sway over
edge of the area.
Took out his belt a pistol, terminator
took aim at the chain.

     - Hasta la vista, baby! -
issued three consecutive bullets smashed link
chain, and sperminator like shit in the ass
closet, flew into the molten metal.

     Since it was easier than the T1000,
what special effects are not followed, and he
simply immersed in the steel.

     - It's over! - Sarah was relieved to
vzohnula.

     - No. There is one more sperm -
terminator slapped in the balls - and
it must also be destroyed.

     - What is the sperm, why do you want
Again we leave? - John burst into tears.

     - I have long know why you are crying, but I was not 
given, - terminator caught the chain and made a loop - my 
creators Peter and Basil have not provided lacrimal glands, but 
they made me on the basis of S1, it was planned that I 
eliminated sperminatora, the loan of his place and become a 
father of Sarah, raising it as a really cool hacker who hates 
everything melkomyagkie. But thanks to a built alkotronu I made 
a different decision and changed the original program. 

     - Stay - Sarah has also cried,
- I agree to bear the child.

     - No, the world should belong to the people, surely you do 
not yet understand. Microsoft empire fell, and now the future 
is not threatened. By the way - Terminator turned to John - I 
poured the Internet formula AIDS drugs, which developed in 
1999. Now I think you heal.