Ottyag - Competition test: Test: What you need a computer? Test for the Communists. Test: Can I rely on you? Quiz: Who are you Spektrumist? (User or lamer).

<b>Ottyag</b> - Competition test: Test: What you need a computer?
Test for the Communists.
Test: Can I rely on you?
Quiz: Who are you Spektrumist? (User or lamer).

     (C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir


             Competition Tests


     Was held for almost a year since
since I'm on the pages of our publications
announced a competition test, of course, fun. This year we 
received about dozens of tests that have been published

in the eighth and ninth issue directly.

     I would like to request all
readers of our magazine - please evaluate published tests and 
then the top three, then cherkanite letter to the editorial 
office, ie, the Elf 'y (or Give your svaperu, which corresponds 
with Elf 'th). The more people participate in the evaluation 
tests, the more objective result will be. The winner will be 
sent to the 10 th issue of "Adventurer'a" picture CPU and 
personally autographed by me 10 rubles for a beer (if you drink 
a cold, then the three circles will suffice). We proceed 
directly to the tests. 



     (C) DEMON / EXPERIENCE / CPU


        What you will need a computer?



     Hi, our drazhaschie ... b #@'`, dorozhayshie readers! Here 
here recently (A year ago) I got the idea ...

or crawled, in general, it does not matter. The idea of a
about the test, relatively speaking, more precisely about
testik, just a little (maybe he
by x $% is not needed?). Well, in general, all
simple: read the question, look for the answer (in
the next issue) and read that
do you still need (it is clear that
the next issue, but ... not so simple
happens - in poslesleduyuschem!). I hope you
everyone understood the first time (ELSE, read
again).


     1. What do you most enjoy at the touch of his computer?


a) Claudia. 10 points
b) RESET. 5 stars
a) Nothing. 0 points



     2. Do you have contacts with other
Computer?


a) Yes, very often. 10 points
b) Sometimes. 5 stars
c) No, it (the computer). 0 points



     3. Do you like when under your skillful hands, it (the 
computer, of course) produces a variety of sounds?



a) Yes, I'll just trudge! 10 points
b) Yes, but a little quieter. 5 stars
c) Shut up, scum creaking. 0 points



     4. Are you flirting with my computer?


a) To live without games can not! 5 stars
b) Rarely, long time. 10 points
a) Games - destiny morons. 0 points



     5. What is its configuration you more
like it?


a) Bare. 0 points
b) half-naked. 5 stars
c) Wearing. 10 points



     6. How long is your regular
contact with your computer?


a) While the lack of forces. 10 points
b) From the mood. 5 stars
c) One, two, and voila! 0 points



     7. What do you feel when your
(May be a favorite), computer touch someone
another?


a) Cut ... hands! 10 points
b) Can and will cut off. 5 stars
c) Do not cut off. 0 points



     8. Are you ready for a long time before
how to enter into your computer ... another information?


a) Always ready! 10 points
b) Right now, wait a minute. 5 stars
a) Something does not work ... 0 points



     9. And what is a computer?
a) I know from childhood. 10 points
b) A kind of machine. 5 stars
c) ElektroVaginalMasturbator 0 points



     So, you have answered all these question for and want to 
know: "What kind of car I fit? ". Well, the hangover

desire or may be laudable, well, it does not matter. I promised 
something otvetiki in the next magazine, but to him you can not 
survive, so that you die with peace of mind,

I write these otvetiki:


     90 ... 81 points - I can congratulate you! You need a good 
computer. AMIGA 4000T is quite right for you, that's just where

so much money to take? Test I was still
not invented, but still ahead.


     80 ... 71 points - not bad, of course.
AMIGA 1200 is fine, but worth it
not as expensive as others.


     70 ... 51 points - SPECTRUM RULEZ! Cool and cheap!


     50 ... 31 points - IBM - here's your dream! Well where 
else is as convenient to work how not to WINDOWS'95 (95 + n)! 
Especially if you have a cassette version (4 boxes of 10

magazines + 10 boxes to work in a multi-mode). It will be 
useful to have 2 Tape drive - loaded with one application to 
another is recorded small SWAP - file (1 box of cassettes) for 
convenient work with memory. 


     30 ... 11 points - buy yourself DENDY!
And around the world transformed! You feel like life is flowing 
into you! 


     11 ... 0 points - also a good choice.
That's what you need most! Cassette recording
All episodes of "Santa Barbara", of course,
zapakovanom in the form (*. avi files), so rather run to your 
friend and ship WINDOWS, since the *. avi file - a video

for WINDOWS. Happy viewing!


     Well that's all! Pokedova!



     Normally and with gags, but the only question is - why 
Speck stuck in position of 70-51 points, I think (proudly 
says), his birthmark had to forward place, since the Amiga 
ssuchilis, and now novya by Motorola will not find - all under

Power pC 's written. Also lost all
relish the unknown outcome to the scoring - the number of points
stated about the issue. Anyway the FAQ
Demon, go to the next masterpiece.



     (C) Han / Good Guys H. G.

       'Craker / Good Guys H. G.



          TEST FOR COMMUNISTS


     The purpose of this test is
to identify all the communists among readers Adventurer 'a. You 
need to add statements most liked option and calculate points, 
and the end we'll see which one of us a Communist ...



     1. We go:

other by 100 points;
Northern Sea Route 10 pts;
to hell 0 points;
disco 3 points;



     2. Working and peasant revolution,
the need for which all the time, the Bolsheviks said:

has taken place 100 points;
You'll laugh,

     but it has taken place 10 points;
failed 0 points;
March 25 at the Museum

     "Hermitage," invited

      Everybody 3 points;



     3. Decembrists awakened Herzen.
Herzen unfolded:

revolutionary agitation 100 points;
banner of the socialist

     competition 10 points;
Flag of Libya 0 points;
attack on the Kursk Bulge 2 points;



     4. Comrade Stalin, having become general secretary, has 
concentrated in his hands: 

immense power of 100 points;
fishing tackle 10 points;
Comrade Krupskaya 0 points;
controls combine

     "Kolos" 1 point;



     5. Labor unions - the school:

Communism 100 points score;
bureaucracy 10 points;
behaviorism, 0 points;
of Babushkinskiy district

     Moscow, 2 points;



     6. Of all the arts is important to us:

Cinema 100 points;
wine, 10 points;
domino 0 points;
the art of carving on bone and

     walrus tusk 1 point;



     7. Party - the mind, honor and conscience:

our epoch 100 points;
your age 10 points;
Age of

     discoveries 0 points;
Little Ice Age 3 points;



     8. Give us an organization of revolutionaries, and we will 
turn: 

Russia 100 points;
monument to Catherine II, 10 points;
pot of soup 0 points;
GAZ-24, 2 points;



     9. Will select all of the land, all the factories have
landlords and capitalists and arrange:

socialist society of 100 points;
Company DOSAAF 10 points;
birthday Comrade Kalinin

     at 700 0 points;
Tournament towns in prizes from the newspaper

     "Water transport" 1 point.



     10. Marx's doctrine is omnipotent because
that it:

holds 100 points;
seems to be true 10 points;
bad 0 points;
Marx, 5 points;



       Now let us count:


     0 points - congratulations, you're absolutely
normal person;


     43 points - 43 points scored, I, and I myself
Communists do not believe ... Hence again
a normal person.


     from 43 to 99 - or at school you were forced to teach all 
the collected works of Lenin, and yes even the history of world 
communism, or you're just guessing, and you no luck.



     from 100 to 999 - you can bet that
On November 7, you were at the demonstration, and
now probably sitting in front of computer
in a red tie. Sir, a true comrade - you are a Communist at 100%!


     1000 points - perhaps we are left with
you just envy you - Lenin.



     Also, in my opinion, very bad, but
breaks off again, scoring system
immediately after the issue, as well - even very
nice! Continue.



     (C) Han / Good Guys H. G.


       Can I rely on you?



     1. With whom would you go into intelligence?


a) with Stirlitz (1 point)
b) with terminator (2 points)
c) with the beautiful blonde (3 points)



     2. How many times have you betrayed their
Friends?


a) How much -

     and so betrayed (1 point)
b) and let them first prove that I'm their

     betrayed! (2 points)
c) friends do not betray any time - I have them

     no (3 points)



     3. Can you hold your tongue?


a) Of course I can, but do not hold (1 point)
b) and this despite how much to pay (2 points)
a) I have almost no

     Teeth (3 points)



     4. Do you have the willpower?


a) I, a businessman, has it all! (1 point)
b) once I did not drink as much as 4 days (2 points)
c) the strength of will is - will not (3 points)



     5. Do you want to accomplish the feat?

a) I want to eat (1 point)
b) while it is not dangerous? (2 points)
c) oh, how you want something

     blow up (3 points)



     6. What you are by nature?

a) sociable, I like noisy companies ...

     mordobitie orgy ... ... (1 point)
b) the nature of my broad (in the car is not

     climbs) (2 points)
c) frankly, I'm a few

     closed - drink in odinichku (3 points)



     7. Can I buy you for 30 pieces of silver?

a) possible and 10 (1 point)
b) 30 - no, but for 31 - yes (2 points)
a) a dollar is how much? (3 points)



     8. Do you always keep your word?

a) What does it need to

     keep? (1 point)
b) I give my word that the next time the word

     sure I will keep (2 points)
c) I often give out promises that you
     them completely unable (3 points)



     9. Are you afraid of difficulties?

a) No, because I love everything

     simplify (1 point)
b) The difficulty does not scare me, because I have them

     shift on another's shoulders (2 points)
c) scares me just darkness (3 points)



       Count the points scored


     If you scored less than 9, it is
means that you can not be considered;


     If you scored 9 points, it means that you have an 
unreliable person, keep your eyes peeled in both, so you do not 
have recruited Argentine intelligence; 


     If you scored more than 9, you can
proud of - you're just the one to whom you can
count (in every sense of the word);



     Duc seems testikov almost gone ... And, here I have one 
more left on paper written. Do Debris Flow Valery broken 
computer, and he had to write it yourself manually. 



     (C) Quazic / Cobrasoftware


          Who are you, spektrumist?


     1. What do you do most of the time spent at the computer?

a) lamer;
b) pytayur kodit / write music / gfx Rizo
   вать / etc;
c) kodyu, muse writing / gfx draw / etc;



     2. What are you usually know how to program (in the sense 
usually programmiruesh?). 

a) in the codes (in Assembler);
b) in BASIC 's and / or other languages you
   High-Level;
c) on anything;



     3. How long have you released any
prog?

a) little (1-15);
b) why, if there are people in this

   sharyat;
c) I do not remember how many, or 15 or 20;



     4. And at least one prog, so handy?

a) yes;
b) have criticized;
c) I said, that never wrote anything!



     5. For what are you doing Spectrum?

a) for the money;
b) for pleasure and / or code / music

   writing / gfx / etc ...
c) for other purposes (work, business);



     6. Are you in any
Spectrum team as a writer, encoder, etc?

a) yes;
b) No;
c) Actually, I have all (or nearly all) do

   himself.



     7. Rewrite (calls back) if you are you with any of the 
teams involved in Spectrum? 

a) No, what's the point? In general - is unnecessary
costs to the post office, and they (the team)
money and the drive is not impossible to satiate;
b) yes;
c) sometimes write, call ...



     8. The volume of memory your computer (emulyatora)?

a) 48 kb and below :-(
b) 128 kb and above :-|
a) 256 KB and above ;-)
d) 256 mb or higher -]



     9. Do you think that the 3.5''drive
worth having?

a) yes;
b) No;
c) Of course! He's already got!



     10. Your outlook on the future
Spectrum?

a) Speccy is DEAD - it is not clear whether that?
b) a couple of years will stretch ...
c) will live a long time.



             We calculate the score.



     1. a) 1 6. a) 5

        b) 5 b) 1

        c) 10) 10


     2. a) 10 7. a) 1

        b) 5 b) 10

        c) 1) 5


     3. a) 5 8. a) 1

        b) 1 b) 5

        c) 10) 10

                           d) it's a joke


     4. a) 10 9. a) 5

        b) 5 b) 1

        c) 1) 10


     5. a) 1 10. a) 1

        b) 10 b) 5

        c) 5) 10



     Now the findings:


     100-70


     It seems, Spectrum In very many means
in your life. Expand your circle of acquaintances,
Watch for new products, continue the begun and
completing unfinished, drink beer and all
would be in order.


     36-69



     A typical user. You play in that
you're interested, you can slightly understand the assembly 
language, you can follow the novelties, and more hands are not 
up to what is not getting through. Develop ability to make 
beris something serious (sistemku cool, picture, music) - 
should get. 


     19-35



     Well-at ... You - lamer. Play nearly
all that is played, soft, probably buy a pirate (and possibly 
spread), not doing anything useful and think that the Speccy - 
game console or a calculator. Well, if you still zanimaeshsya 
Spectrum 'om the sake of money - that you Broken beer bottles 
are not worth! Do anything - the same schedule, a pancake can be

draw, eh?