Echo #04 31 января 1997

Юмор

Interview - Interview about chewing gum Regla Spur Mint ...

                Interviews


(C) PAWEL / RS


   In this edition of the newspaper, we publish an interview 
with ... but you can guess yourself ... 


   We wandered the bustling park
sogrevaemoomu warm summer sun in
search for victims. Hovered around kids
playing ball. Through the trees came the noise
amusement. Finally, we saw a group of young people to stay 
aloof and celebratory gait approached him. 


   - Cigarette No! once said, seemingly
the most senior guy with an elongated face and
vsklochennymi hair.


   - And we are actually on another matter ...
I replied.


   - Well??


   - What do you think about chewing
Regla Spur Mint gum?


   Their glum faces immediately lit up with smiles, and they 
excitedly began to explain. 


   - At this cud unique steady
taste ...


   - Her chew, chew, zhuef ...


   - Well, a long steady taste ...


   Gestures we've stopped this torrent alternating with champ.


   - Well, we have already heard ...


   And again, killing us, they have become confused
explain ...


   - When I remember this gum at home, I
I feel at ease.


   - Okay, okay, but what about this
tell your parents?


   - At first, they just closed their eyes,
but now they are carried away by it, and now ... Daddy loves 
mambo ugh! Regla! Mom loves Regla ... 


   - Enough, enough! Whether we know it. And you
aware of its side effects?


   Their faces appeared disappointed.


   - How do you not from the advertising company, and
You mean we do not give a box SperMinta??


   - No, of course! We asked you a question ...


   - Tales of all this, no side effects, just a long steady 
taste. I. .. bring down better from here ...



   We left a group of young people squint
looked at us. Yes, there unfortunately
is no help - it's incurable
addicts. After long use,
the process becomes irreversible. And even brain surgery a lot 
of success does not bring ... We left the park with a heavy 
stone at heart, so much else in the country victims of this

gum?


                  *


   Professor klystron with the planet Aglabat,
distant constellation Centaurus, looking through a telescope, 
anxiously shaking his head ...