Deja Vu #02
30 сентября 1997
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Seven and 1 / 2 - ... almost Proverbs.

<b>Seven and 1 / 2</b> - ... almost Proverbs.
                EXPRESSION.
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Conscience rarely wakes up, where her hard wake

Not getting to his feet, not reared

Do you respect me?

If you have a heart to scrape cat drink
Valerian

Fear of untalented, bearing gifts

Philosophy is an exalted form of pathology

Philosophy gives a person what he loses, doing it

Novelist writes thoughtfully, lyricist - experienced, 
programmer - read 

It is better not to have? Personal Property
or self?

The man, unable to anything, capable of
all

Environmental protection - it its surrounding

People closer to nature, the farther away from
her keep him

If you want to stay in their opinion,
Keep it to yourself

Thoughts leave his head, unable to endure loneliness

Do not aspire to be the richest man
the cemetery

The future - wherever it is most convenient to fold their dreams

Money comes and goes and goes and goes

And potatoes are valuable not uniform, but inwardly
content

You can take everything from life, but to hide it?

In your spare parts including wheels of fortune

Ideas floating about in the air, where it is

Petrified thought is already cold steel

Over all, should pay for everything. Where can I take?

Some people take everything from life, and others - deficit

To insult not torture, it must be swallowed

Thinking machine will think before they help people

Human life is calculated moments,
that he wants to stop

You the strength to bury your talent

The road to happiness is built from stones that have fallen 
from the heart? 

Much can cause a person to make
voluntarily

The more often borrow money from the boss, so
more hope for improvement

Sitting in the bath, remember - in a pocket
put soap

Try to imagine all forms of material
promotion

Do not be late to meetings, going to sit in
front row

Your struggle for performance may be over
Doctors fight for your life

Events always evolve from bad to
worse

Penultimate error is detected during a demonstration of the 
Chief 

More willing to eat the whole person who it
does not digest

What an ass will graft?

Hide figure flaws boldness of her
demonstration

Worse performance impact
attempts to increase

Plus - this is where two minuses in the throat
each other

If a person dies - it long, but if stupid - it is forever

Be in a silly situation - uncomfortable, but in
uncomfortable - stupid

To sound smart, think for a fool

Something that is bad, goes well

A pessimist waits for trouble, and their optimistic
gets

The programmer went to the base

Sitting in an armchair, chustvuesh firm
soil

And narrow-minded people can have unlimited possibilities

The truth is better to talk on the phone

Do not promise if you do not ask

If it is not glued, sewn it

Sharp tongue is especially difficult to keep their mouths shut

The less their opinions, the more like-minded

The less conscience, the more the rest of the

The lower the demand for skills, so
more power to demand

BIA!

Do not walk the hill - boots stopchesh!

Behold the root!

Babbler - a godsend for a spy!

You can not grasp the immensity

If you have a fountain - shut it.

Give me a rest and a fountain!

And I fly and I fly and I fly
Hunt ...

Where is the beginning of the end of which terminates
beginning?

Should I use the last chance?

Should I root for it without the bulletin?

Better too much to eat, what to say

Do you mind - the House! Need of protection!

Should the smart machine to communicate with the fool in the 
network 

Our desire is always limited by someone's
opportunities

To believe in goodness, we must start doing
his

And the gray matter is decorated with life

What is truth?

Head of the family is not one who earns
money, and someone who spends their

Try to keep the proof of the pleasant

Make an agreement with a foreign intelligence, if they can
live

And the flea can keep for food lion

In a dispute with a woman strongest argument -
silence

Better to be crazy for a woman than for no reason

That illuminates one - overshadows the other

Our time - a parody of all the preceding

Love your neighbor svoegokak himself, he
of this will be of little use

People are ready to applaud the fireworks, but not
sunrise

People accept as truth that limit, which is available to them

The man - a born infinitiv.Legko
declined.

Perversity is the cheapest substitute for nature

Imagination is tolerated only in the vicinity of the
mind

Better in religion is that it generates
heretics

Effective patience - the idea of ​​women

Sadly, if you have experienced your ideal!

Beauty is victorious lie

Wanting to find common ground with a woman - be quiet

Criticism from the bottom usually respond with silence
top

Every person - a relative of Prometheus

Man - this beast is very similar to
human

A man can do anything, even become a monkey

People are always surprised by the events, which
waiting

Experience increases our wisdom but does not
reduces our stupidity

Crazy is everywhere, even in the madhouse

Space required a person is under the hat

Tomorrow - is just another name for
Today

Losers are born in the shirts inside out

Any trouble you can make on other people's shoulders

Well the last laugh, after the chief

On the carpet stubborn only the bare facts

Do not burn bridges in front of him

And some just do not think mud treatment

Maverick is the one whom society can not use it?

Art - the governor of Utopia

Give the cause of stroke - a neighbor spihni

Narrow specialist doing the right thing
only he

It is better to keep his word when to say
his

Easier for a woman to wear on their hands, after blowing the 
dust off her 

Newspaper can kill a fly, and human

Laughter is good for health if you dare
over other

Impersonal prone to duplicity

Someone else's line people do not mind bending

Do I need a person to the authority, if it is they do not
use?

And the spiritual food should have menus

In the spiritual food each has its own diet, and
all general

Who is going to relax on holiday and who comes out of it

Do not think of themselves worse off than you are - give it to 
friends 

Laughter is peculiar to man alone, without
reasons - too

A man who has become his childhood, is not obliged to broadcast 
the truth 

Running away from myself, do not tell anyone - to

More and more people that get on two
human

Flying the purse is a greater effect
than a flying saucer!

Shearing sheep to be misguided and

Guys! Let's live together!

Each boss has a subordinate what he deserves

Everyone has a boss, what he
appointed

Latest fad - the cry of her husband

The best way to celebrate the anniversary - to talk
the shortcomings

Do not overtake the time on the turns of fate

Surpass himself - do not limit your
opportunities

Some hope can be justified only with
help of Justice

Speed ​​records are created in pursuit of
happiness

It is easiest to get dirty, rewashing bone

The first person was a woman, for "In the beginning was the 
word" 

Be generous - forgive their subordinates
Error

Be fair - do not hold a grudge against the wronged you

Be honest - just announced the agreement with
Chief

Sense of humor honed only on foreign
troubles

Do not be offended by a joke - take on the joker
note

Everyone must work for two men who
do not want to work

Peace of mind needed job positions and salary

Reference to objective difficulties must
be scientifically justified

Called a real plan that allows live peacefully

The strongest camel is always the best
big load

Happiness - it's when no one shows
Initiative

Keep it safe!

If you all only praise - it's bad

All is not as easy as it seems

Every job requires more time than
Do you think

Every solution creates problems of old
new

If things are getting better - you have overlooked something

Cut a piece of wire is always shorter
than needed

Allowable deviation is always accumulate
unidirectionally

The system reliability is always spoils something that protects

Major discoveries were made hidden camera

Delusions are also to be changed

Stupidity is only allowed within reasonable limits

People - it sounds good, and the monkey -
promising!

The fool is the most dangerous remnants of the mind

Head twice wrong - when assessing a
and subordinate

In brain cells nobody sits

Who said that silence - gold?

Having said winged word crashes with the work

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate

I have my own opinion, but I'm with him
disagree

Prezhe than unite, to dissociate

The main difficulty is not in the implementation of desires, 
but the fact that they have 

Everyone climbs on his wall, but the truth, meanwhile, is all 
under your feet 

Recommended hobby - collecting the favor of the authorities

If the family home does not heat - to complain
ECD

Time scientists - Singles past-create
Family

Wastes from the production of an elephant fly in the trash will 
not be accepted 

Subordinates, too, is sometimes thought

If conscience interfere with work - need it
change

Overtaking the time, do not jump the gun

Particular cases are the most common

Moment perfectly only in the movement

Height - an extension of the depth

I can not interfere

Limited field of activity - this ring

Feel free to take a decision kompromisnoe

Have your own opinion, concurring with
opinion of the Chief

And the bird you can grab the lion's Rights
share

Life - it's a race personal
goals

I want to make sure that money does not happiness

Do the one who says what he thinks

How many people can stand on a friendly
leg?

Who does not think bad about people, one of them do not think!

Looking for wanting to get his due

It is better to pretend than none

Why did the monkey work, if it has already become a man

Ideas hovering in the air do not collide

Himself to become education is not pozvlyaet?

Where the wind blows in your head?

If you do not know how to do, do research
conclusions

Wait for the one who thinks differently

Abdication of responsibility up the corporate ladder

Mind will be more if it did not spend.

Going My Way better than relying on someone else's
shoulder

For human speech is not the case

Zero too, staff unit

Can a slave to achieve project
power?

Jokes should be understood quickly, though not necessarily 
correctly 

Insist on their own, while it is nobody's

Learning to be until not make
learn again

Not only to express an idea, we must also understand it from
through intelligent people

Someone ennobling work, someone to love
to work

Intuition leads those who have it

Type in your mouth and pour water all ...

Dumber than the angle of view, the wider horizons

Be original - do not repeat other people's
Error

Select expressions

Dropping a stone from the soul, observe the safety
Security

Better to do nothing than to pretend

The more you know, the more you know too much

Crossing the street at a green light, believe in
the triumph of justice

Remeasured the height of the ceiling stuffed with lumps

User is always right, but should not be about
know this

To understand the user's need is less than its
listen

Avoiding the problem - another problem

Grounded guarantees stability

Killing a beast, do not leave stuffed!

Intelligently respond only to those who wisely asked

Not deliver the desired nothing!

Whether self-taught, do not wait until life teaches

The reality is not so, as a matter of
case

Life robs people scared a lot of time

Create a legend about himself. The gods began with
the same.

In nature, nothing is lost, but hopes come true

The man plays in his own life only
short episode

The woman, saying "No!" Wants to talk

Think of me what you want, but good

The man is worth as much worth it
goal

All artists MOSH does not stand a Bosch

A stone falling from the soul lies in the bosom

Believe in promises, signed
and stamp!

Take care of every lost minute.

Do not look for excuses, they should be at hand

Reluctance to stand in the transport makes a person well-read

Eternity hurry!

And the bells are suffering for the language

Subordinates are people too and also did not want to think

Obvious, too, must approve

We have everything, but not for all

The idea is good - so a great sin. Sin is great -
but the idea is good.

Butcher beef tongue more native.

She was so modest, that she did not undress

Only to prisoners herself comes freedom

A person can pay for the freedom of all. Even
freedom

In difficult times easier to break stubborn

Everyone is entitled to their point of view, consistent with 
the boss 

Life - the struggle, but it can be bad
arrange life


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