Deja Vu #02
30 сентября 1997
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Seven and 1 / 2 - Short Story "last year's snow was falling."

<b>Seven and 1 / 2</b> - Short Story
Reprinted with cine, 1993.
Editor: DANIIL / PGC / BD
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          Fell last year's snow


                  *


     Not exactly say, but quite a while once, back in 
Staroglinyannye times in one plasticine Localities ... Well! .. 
Wanted to tell you about the pike ... 

     You know this story with you that
want something and it happens: a sort of molded,
but it is not molded ... Say, have met
somehow two cute such cute ... oh
and those killed.

     No, that's ... or about Miller: Miller occurred to ... 
I'll you about it IS can tell! .. 

     Or so: one circle had ever
chained ... however, is not worth it.

     A. .. One citizen is very fond of watermelons ... You 
remind me, I'm talking about him tomorrow tell, okay?


  Quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet! That's all been saying, in, 
that's also about who will story: Okay tailored, neatly slepleno

- Well, just exactly like I was in my youth!

     Oops! Where is he? Like a fairy tale about him ... King 
would have done! Oh, well, all right mood spoiled! .. Here 
again, these bones, dog ... these circles ... and where 
cannikin?! Well, tale ... 

     So is he! Well, I say
that quite a while once in a very
Plasticine Localities ...


     A: Wait a minute, just you keep in touch,
OK?


     ... There lived an eagle-man ...


     M: Nitivo not understand!


     True, he uttered some
letters and numbers, and rabotnichek was ... Yeah,
that's it. But it was a big fan of pobezdelnichat, well, that 
his wife got a strict and authoritative. Once under New Year's 
Eve, she sent ... 


     K: Iya!


     ... Well, in general, gave him a Christmas tree.


     M: Moustache sent, so she sent. And then says: "stosis it 
for the New Year, and without elotki, eh? "



     A: Well you're here lazish? What do you all
Trying on? Sent - as Ruby!


     M: Malavata, panimaes! Malavata be!


     A: Ah, well that's another matter. Then here
you - el-princess, the whole house!


     Stolen ...


     A: A Th you steal?


     M: Shh! Zamolkni! Vidis beast, no?
In as pymayu! ..


     Look, dreaming ...


     M: Zhnatny beast! Fur! Meat! Greaves Nazarov ... Not 
lutsse-ka will bear it on yarmanku. Tuta fools a lot, and 
hares, go, little ... But the hare whom? Hare! Vybegaytsa! Who 
is the hare?! Freshly! 


     M: he likes as he likes, but malavata! Malavata be!


     M: Ezeli I'm all out of myself this merchant
then a hundred me this skinny Xena? Malavata be! ... Ask 
acquainted: my half. 


     A: And a wife you probably
mansions need? In! No, no, or at! Not,
not, in any!


     M: Malavata, I say! Malavata be!


     A: A chamber of white stone not want to?
Or "house - a full cup?


     M: Wait, wait! No way back then. Another
House otgrohayu: nadezno! soundly! Khoros! A
at least I zadnichayu - but from a pure
heart! Yeah, horomina! Waugh, ogromina!
Oh ... Yes, and I ... yes with this fountain! ..
Boyar camp. We, the nobles, the people rabotyaty
- So much of NASA, the Boyars, the share ... ... Malavata be! 
This is my razmertik. 


     A: Hey, you're talking about the tree not forgotten
Boyar oak?


     M: When zolud shpely ... and ... his
Each pig ... shlopaet! Under these pigs once and you become ... 
But I'm in Kings sign can! .. Yes! .. Who is here ...

who here, for example, in the extreme kings? Anyone?! So I 
first ... I will! Coach me! Ponimaes, ka-re-tu!



     Well, the palace! Well, good! With swans, with
stuffed!


     M: Oh, how I Auten is a wealth of love and uvazayu! ... As 
king, nobles, and close up, first thing ... first thing ... 
those the first thing? A piano! And a hundred for it

zizn without a piano? Peers throw will be ...
Malavata. Pier Zealand mountain!


     A: Oh, flew your schastitse ...


     M: One hundred and b. you fail! ... Oh,
skukota! Vtera - king, today - the king ...
Kazda day - all the king da king! Malavata.
And those, I ... are something I do some malavaty ... Malavata! 
MALAVATA WILL! 


     A: Stop! Yes, wait, wait, settle down! Yes, you stop 
growing, lopnesh! 


     M: Malavata! Malavata will! Malavato-o!


     A: Well, dostukalsya?


     M: Well zaytik! Podozdi! Just you wait!


     A: No trees, no hare! Nothing! And the matches you are 
still sown in spring. 


     M: Oh-ho-ho, piano, piano ...


     A: Still feel sorry for him. Is on
and an end?


     M: Late, Late ... Ends in the water!


     Did not let his wife. Again sent for
tree.


     M: Come on, say, and without trees is not
vozvrasyaysya! And then with the tree, said
vozvrasyaysya! ..


     M: Hey-hey, ho-xea-heey! Well, the woods!
Firs-winder, which is you're gone?


     M: Oh ... Someone ... someone you tell me
napominaes, aunt! And like before you got
was not ... E-he-e-uh-hey! Ugh!


     A: Do not spit! Forgot proverb?


     M: You have everything at home? Huh? Oh well.


     M: Ho! Hou! Sumasedsy house! .. Malavata!


     A: Hey, are you here to dispose of Che?
Your name here?


     M: Zamolkni, boring! You look there! Hyy-XLI-hee! Oops ... 
old vesi some ... some junk. Fine, but work! .. Beautiful ... 
magical! Oops! Oops! Oops! Nitivo not understand!



     A: cold, sweet, in the snow, then sit down!
Total Well not designed ...


     M: Oh!


     A: Oh, your hands Crazed! ..


     M: Isa, tegoya otkablutivayut as well!

     A: Oh, what a curious nose! ..


     M: Oh, what a good polovitek!
Was ...


     A: A greedy eyes! ..


     M: Is it a hundred? Like, wooden ...


     A: That fellow you wood! ..


     M: ... And Wand - Magic! Beware! Yeah, zhadnovaty guy! ..


     M: No-ti-in do not understand!


     A: We understand ...


     M: Well, grow back! Grow back, I say! And this is one 
hundred per igruski? Oops! Help! At pomos! Oh, help! I'm dying 
... Oh how zit hunt! ... ... Well, I uze seen!



     A: Breysya not breysya, and the tree is not
like! ... And a lot of trees, and you have a lot ...
and the brain - malavata be!


     M: Ah, now I am without this stick in
one hundred Hawes turn ... In the body, such pleasant 
flexibility was formed ... Oh, that's only in itself can not! ..



     A: Everything you did not tick-tock!


     M: Oh! Mom! Everything! All that is no longer
play! ... And how else I'm going home? I
and legs, then no ... But at home - Xena ... Palotka! 
Vyrutyalotka! Come here! .. ... Auntie, let me go! I volsebnoe 
word I know: POZALUSTA! ... Pchhi!



     M: Oh, people! This se me! Oh, go otsedova! .. Oops ... 
... Oops! And where is she? Where is it, I say - there was a 
sort of house? Huh? Well tegoya moltis? Well tegoya moltis?!



     A: On-to-eat!


     M: Oh, these bonds skazotki! Oh, these bonds
skazotniki! .. Oh-ho-ho ...


     But if and nonchilas tale. And now - start simple truth ...


     M: Ga-ah-ah-ah-ah-aa!

        Ea-a-aa-aa!



                  END







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