Bugs #01 30 сентября 1999

Юмор

Test - A is not a maniac you know? (For fans of the soldering iron). Rainbow name.

(C) Player

                      NOT A Maniac YOU??


    (Psevdopsihologichesky test for those who like a soldering 
iron.) 

1.What do you feel, taking in his hand?

1.OY, all over!
2.NU THAT: FOR JOB GUY?
3.OPYAT Moucha!

2.When the end of the soldering iron, gently enters the tin, 
you: 

1.Dvigaesh soldering iron back and forth, until the end.
2.Dumaesh that you can start soldering.
3.Znaesh, which is again short-circuit board and in again 
Moucha. 

3.When you jab the leg of the diode in the hole on the board, 
you think 

1. 'This is how to insert into another hole and OVER! "
2. "Like all obludil way."
3. 'In the evening promised to go to Lena, she - what she fills 
in their hole and Moucha AGAIN! "


4.Naskolko well you treat your soldering iron?

1.Moy soldering iron - a very good soldering iron in the world. 
Particularly well to him is a girl. Katia, Marina, Angelina ... 
Oh, over! 2.Instrument good.

3.Ot him some agony!

FOR THE first option -3 BALLA.
ZA--/-- second option - 1 point.
FOR --/-- third option -0 POINTS.

If you scored 0-1 points: run into the central pharmacy and 
zhrite: 1.viagru

2.superyohimbe.
3.pokupayte falloprotez.

If you scored 6.3 points: go into the store radio components,
Look at Circuits, soldering irons, but in the evening must go
to Helen.

If you scored 12 points, then you urgently need:
1.ili to the doctor.
2.Or for filming a porn film in the episode where you fuck a 
mare. 3.ili find a woman, nymphomaniac and make a battle of who 
wins the cries: "Oh, Concho !!!!!!"




                       RAINBOW NAME.

Recently I have (PLAYER) accidentally read an article in 
"Megapolis-Express". And she seemed to me interesting, not only 
for one menya.Vot and I decided to rewrite it with a small cut 
in our newspaper, in fact anyone interested in learning 
something about its name, and on behalf of other relatives.


It is known that each of the main colors of the spectrum 
corresponds certain wavelength: for example, the 
purple-shortest, red the longest. Sounds we hear, is a 
consequence of vibration of air at different wavelengths. Thus,

there is an inextricable link between sound and color. This 
relationship is the basis of color music.


... Red-life color, which symbolizes the activity and energy
strength and determination, love and anger. Of red in the aura
man comes full range of passions - from lowland to
sublime. Children with "red" names exclusively open
remarkably active, are difficult upbringing and bad
vpisyvayutsya in the usual representation of teachers and 
parents. Become adults, they possess high tenacity

and capacity for work, or achieve outstanding success in life,
or fall and die, do not realize their potential
opportunities.

Pink-the color of optimism that embodies the elegance, love,
tenderness, weakness, timidity, sentimentalnost.Etot color 
improves mood, soothes, relaxes to the dreaminess and develops

imagination.

Yellow - the color science, observations, analysis, represents
wealth, youth, dreams, fantasy, joy and envy
and jealousy. People prone to depression well perceive
yellow scale, increase their vitality. Children with "yellow"
names are predisposed to creativity and abstract thinking,
prefer to play alone, of which, as usual, grow
freedom liberated the original and distinctive personality

Orange color - oznachet holiness and health, represents
energy, heat, maturity, warmth, joy.

Green-the color of health and spiritual strength, expressed in
volitional activity, perseverance and strength of mind. People 
of Color strive for power and supremacy, have a hard look and

convictions, see themselves as bearers of absolute truth and 
high principles. "Green" child often feels neglected and

needs parent support and love in it is necessary
develop qualities such as openness, interest in the surrounding
world.

The blue color symbolizes the cosmic spirit, spirituality,
truth. People of color are dear freedom. They are distinguished
carefree, careless, unnecessary and prone to frequent
a change of lifestyle.

The blue color signifies wisdom, loyalty, passion or
calm. The Blues have children - excellent, good friends,
balanced and nesuetlivye, love to read and meditate, deprived
selfish and prone to self-sacrifice. From this type of people
grow philosophers.

People are "blue - green colors to differ seriously temper,
possess a strong will, pedantic and principled in the work
carefully eyeing the world around them. Not without risk
certainty of success and victory, seek to avoid mistakes in 
life. 

Color purple - the night, mysticism, mystery, grief, distress, 
age, eclipse. Purple road - the road of uncertainty and

self-sacrifice. People with names corresponding to the violet
color, very sensitive, high-strung and vulnerable and more other
need support and encouragement. They are rich in
inner peace.

"Violet - Yellow" people are artistic.

"Purple" - weak, delicate, lonely, helpless, self-contained,
very musical.

"Black" color, the color of darkness, darkness, death and 
hopelessness. Black path - the path difficult life the trials 
and tribulations. 
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                       MEN'S NAMES.

Alexander - purple (on r).
Alex - r.
Anatoly - r.
Andrew - Blue (--/-- with.)
Arkady - k.
Boris - k.
Valery - r.
Basil - City
Benjamin - r.
Victor - Yellow (--/-- x).
Vitaly - is.
Vladimir - burgundy
Vladislav - is.
Gennady - with.
George - a.
Gregory - is.
Denis - Well.
Dmitry - Well.
Eugene - green (--/-- is.)
Ivan - r.
Igor - a blue-green (- / - c-h).
Cyril - red (--/-- k)
Constantine - is.
Leonid - Blue (--/-- city)
Maxim - k.
Michael - k.
Nick - Black (--/-- hours)
Oleg - k.
Paul - Orange (--/-- about.)
Peter - Well.
Roman - a.
Svetoslav - Fr.
Semen - k.
Sergey - with-z.
Stanislav - k.
Yuri - k.


                         Female names.

Alexandra K.
Alina - k.
Albina - r.
Angela - Fr.
Anna - Well.
Antonina - r.
Valentine - Well.
Valeria - k.
Faith - Well.
Galina - k.
Daria - r.
Elizabeth - k.
Catherine - is.
Elena - r.
Zoe - k.
Irina - r.
Camilla - Fr.
Christina - City
Larissa - Well.
Lydia - r.
Love - City
Ludmila - is.
Maya - r.
Maria - City
Hope - Well.
Natalia - is.
Nina - a.
Olga - a.
Raisa - r.
Svetlana - r.
Sophia - k.
Tamara - r.
Tatiana - claret
Julia - oh.