Bugs #01 30 сентября 1999

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Poems - Three Monkeys (novel in verse).

Author: VOVKA / DEVILS CORPORATION


                    Three Monkeys (story)

                        Chapter 1.

     Three monkeys angle Purley night ahead

     If I were gay I'd giraffe zakadrit

     Says one monkey pernuv loud backhand,

     If I was garilla I'd fucked and smoking,

     Says another specimen softly rustling ass,

     If I had used monkey screamed third erysipelas,

     I would be all in a row gave and fucked like gibbon

     He sent us all Gandon ....

     The point in the evening tends dick no time to shave ....

     They take out Gandon, and he is full of mysteries

     Steel in his mouth and shove chewing chewing chewing

     No dick is not aware of all went to look for Mazaya

     Mazai grandfather lives in a toilet like in your own 
apartment 

     Here they came, .. tuk tuk aspirate then fuck.

     Gives them Dzyadok all in bandages and ... run.

     Those behind him, and he in the barn and shouted, "Anu get 
up!" 

     In macaques, a point on the minus sign and decided podsekat

     Grandfather in Potma fucked bed.

     There really are dead monkeys behind them crawfish dried 
up! 

     And in terror they faded, and, of course, navonyali

     Well, my grandfather continued the theme, doebal bed for 
glory 

     For Soviet Power!

     The case comes in the evening, before all the monkeys do 
not reach 

     What fun of my grandfather, was pretending ... or not?

     And thinking about all those have decided to ... suction

     Here they are returned to the house and once again 
knocking on the straw. 

     Tuk tuk tuk open to us, we came to cut the sofa!

     My grandfather once was sad, because the sofa is not 
fucked it! 

     And wait a bit, his grandfather, the button pressing,

     According to one of them was let in and how to torture

     Why are you knocking me not sending a letter to the 
Gestapo? 

     This is what you wanted, what came to me sweating?

     How many will be five yu two and I to fuck a goat's time 
... 

     Here are returning after fucked grandfather Mazai 
completely wilted 

     Saturday was a goat, and she faded into the field to eat 
grass 

                                           and drink from luzhy.

     Well fuck you suck just not farts

     Those skorehenko got together and decided .... get in a jam


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                             Chapter 2.


     Much time has passed and to my grandfather suddenly 
realized 

     Must take an ax to do more and sail

     On the way to get vodyary plunk large and forget ...

     A monkey at this time to gather their tribe

     And a little later together wandering through the woods

     Came across a hedgehog, he sat shivering on the stump

     All around lay the bones, hedgehog called the tribe to 
visit 

     And told them about it and told them about it

     As no one came to him and said, so that cancers are dead!

     Hedgehog playing in a goat on the bone, and he argued with 
a Nobody: 

     I bet on my leg that you can beat me now!

     That's all I sit in bandages, with one leg and a complete 
goof. 

     A macaque all waiting to hear sosmehu explode steel

     All bandages Hedgehog got were blue and they macaques died

     But through the resurrection day they got into the 
clutches of ducks! 

     Or rather drake .........................

     The point in the evening is someone out there owl fuck

     Where is the fucking wolves without dismounting from the 
top shelf 

     Who's Who but a bit small, even a mosquito

     After waiting for a girlfriend - Fly told her about the 
nightmare 

     Well, Santa Mazai floats, it is getting closer, it will 
come ... 

     Here are the third day, I realized that Santa popets duck

     Did not reach the old man that she is staying at the Bull

     Became Dzyadok stink everywhere saying that Gad will

     If duck is not syschu If you do not revenge

     And they found him in the barn, the bones of Santa rot.

     He left a legacy of half a kilo of shit and test

     The point is to fall in the forest wild boar roams

     Piggy sees someone should think found lunch

     But it was not there is somewhere that is not mulberries

     Sam boar was a tough guy, he swung like a steep

     You take this here bar, raise one hand.

     Mazai grandfather woke up one morning, it hit an old man

     There is not one village, where there were no Bull

     He went to a bull with a greeting and tell that where it 
has risen 

     And in general boltnut about life gossip about affairs

     Discuss half a liter of vodka took the dish from the top 
shelf 

     Suddenly forgetting the agreement comes into the house of 
his grandfather Yegor 

     Grandpa Egor joke he does not like Masa's best friend

     He and his wake in the night, the bull felt the jitters

     Suspicious of him how this could be that it

                                            two grandfather's 
drink 

     And almost simultaneously ... Well, in nature where the 
belt? 

     No dick is not aware of the bull alternates out of the barn

     You carry me feet along the road from St. Petersburg

     And carry me quickly sentenced bull

                                     through the woods straight

     He rushes to the screaming and ... meets Kolobok

     In addition more trouble or rather none at all

     Want to fuck round so do not understand where the same term

     Seen Grandma could not stand with sour cream Piscu ate

     Nothing to do muzhayas bun went around the world ...

     C-listen to the round-t-there in the village of my 
grandfather decided to drink two 

     Steer said in his fright stammering like a sore

     I pressed a lot of the hay after that ladybugs in stained

     And comes to his grandfather and carried Mazai rotten 
Bazaar 

     There is still Yegor comes, he causes cows to bulls.

     Well, they drank blabbed about ax

                               that he took with him Yegor

     They decided I wanted to thank God no time

     Tear out, I gave that a damn garbage

     Gingerbread listening to it made a very rigorous derivation

     And then the strict entry He Inspector life

                                  Private somewhere out there 
in the woods 

     Advised to put a bull on the case prichindaly his

     Gingerbread Man went to the village to make a couple of 
good deeds! 

     During a live bull hurt!

     In the cards were cut Dedkov ....

     Here comes bun with a machine gun and rifle

     Like Arnold, he cocks the hammer and the barrel of his 
grandfather leads 

     Remembering the miracle of training pernul grandfather and 
grabbed the rifle 

     Mated kolobok began to make the ball hurts

     I will not give up that screams who do not want that 
silent! 

     As he said this sentence once it hit my grandfather

     And do not you the one that kruglyash in the barn eating 
goulash 

     I ... and that ... Yes, so I do not know me give a damn 
about everything in nature 

     This Vovk we thought not to think about the bad

     I think that someone somewhere called him a chode!

     Listen grandfather you carry pigs did not invent it takes 
us 

     You know my grandfather, you - fag!

     You're such a peretakoy rastakoy yeah not so!

     It should be there so lie "fuck off I need to sleep"

     And I thought my grandfather a little bit I will lay the 
remnants of the brain 

     Realized that he said had done a couple of heresy and heaps

     Grandfather came and was gone ...

     Much time passes grandfather found dead

     He died of cancer in shorts so he died before he could

     But still strong in the pockets of the proletarian hole

     EQA of such words become our circle to be squared

     Kolobok now everyone knows he is square, he is a hero

     Soaked kruglyash Mazaya and hung over the fireplace 
grandfather 

                                          Dead pants.

     Suddenly remembered his wife's decree, he was going to 
skorehonko 

                                    and he got himself out of 
the house 

     Protein on the field is, something that collects

     It never occurred to fool the snow does not melt quickly

     Came here cold wild hedgehog back to home

     He met on the way his mother and the Roma

     It is a friend of his at the school where they played 
together 

     And walked into return home ... Thus ends the gab Vovk

     Where-where are you my rifle, I'll take another grenade

     In reserve and at Kuzma so as not to fuck my ducks

     Old dolt, pizdobol I told him not amenable weak

                                 to know where the cancer 
winters 

     Hedgehog sebal wife remained to her the bear came to the 
question 

     After drinking the vodka, biting, Bear became the gab

     Mol-so he started saying Secoya butt

     Whether I'm bald in nature, whether bezprobudny Loh

     When my then figure in my muscles when you ...

     Understood here that the bear is too stick it peregibnul

     And he said, Go pokakay I posteregu underwear?

     No dick is not aware of little wife got out of the barn 
and went 

                                         look for john

     Not found on the ass holes dramatically in the house she 
ran and 

     Pulled off what was, but was there anything

     Started prostitutstvu directly to your desktop

     At this time, threw a member of the hedgehog back on the 
floor Kuzma 

     Took a hundred bucks, turned slightly pernul and left.

     From behind the stove that seemed to stutter goby,

                                 that sebal from the barn

     And let's wank pod ....

     The case for all the nights in the heat of the Hedgehog 
came up with a grenade in a house 

     Shouted loudly freeze and he took a knife Mazaya

     And thrust it into a loaf and then cut finely oiled

                                          oil and swollen

     He popets swollen he walked just for the well

                                      and killed a couple of 
fleas 

     All used normally only fleas were fried fuckers

     Can fight those he planted a mole in their prison

     That the case was nepropast ezhonok stealing vodka

                                     and caught his bat

     Sun currently pipisku in the mouth at a mole screaming 
scratchy 

     What are you Ezhova Ass oherel il so .... joke??

     Hedgehog in nature kicks caught Mole fear navonyal

     Or the other way around it is about buterbrot

     Those that with butter or with cheese or just a sausage

     Still need to eat less necessary to run all of jogging

     Was at the time the hurricane took a big bat revolver

     And stuffed hedgehog in the ass to know prickly son

     Who has the whole of Europe who in the cave lord

     So sits the Hedgehog and grieving fucked bedolagu mole

     It is necessary to give his life but a mole pereebat

     Began a campaign he is going to fuck yeah bummer time

     Enters the house of his wife with a sly goddamned 
erysipelas 

     Poebalasya her slippers in the hallway

     Sucking him bear all that stands

     In Potapich land all the good fell

     And hoping for sex, jumping on the cactus,

                                  incidentally was the name of 
the Hedgehog 

     That sat on a stump trembling Otsosika walrus said

                                          Barb little wife

     No kerf in a phrase that little wife gently turned

                                and how to be bent

     Poor man could not stand the Hedgehog overclocked, 
stumbled, 

                                  All of the mother sent

     And straight to the little wife by a dick between boobs, 
he got his! 


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 PS. : VOVKA I do not sing, but I'll tell POEMS

                       "DO NOT GLORY I'll take the money."

                                                      $ $ $ :-)
 I apologize for the error. This text was written for a narrow
 readership (the text was written in 1996), the years passed 
and I  decided (or rather: "I am forced to.") to publish it.



                           Please do not judge strictly. 
(Dev'99)