Lime Tree #09 11 января 1996

Самиздат

Experiment - Phone or heart-to-heart talk.

                Phone, or heart-to-heart talk.


   Even last year in the newspaper "ONLINE" addressed the 
problem of telephone and vryvany "dude" into a strange 
relationship. But then I and never thought to carry out this 
experiment with the phone, rather with a telephone. The idea 
for this experiment came to me during a conversation with my 
friend-modemschikom whose phone starts at 142. That's what 
happened: we were talking, deciding what to throw to each 
other, when we clearly heard a long beep. I suggested K.A.W. 
listen to what comes next. We heard two pleasant voices of two 
girls. One of them told another that "they" got in a 
conversation, "some men" and to check, she asked us here Do we 
still. Of course we were "here" and hang up, we were not going 
to, as in other matters, and they, ie, girls. We have also 
stated their rights on the line and tried to prove that they 
are "vperlis in Our razgovor.Tak as neither we nor they would 
not stop talking, it was decided to meet and chat. Shout 
vobschem was not about anything, and I got tired bestolku order 
to sit on the phone, in short, I suggested KAW call back, but 
before we left them (Girls), they also demand their phones. 
They did not call. BUT I have since I love to listen to the 
telephone "bugs". 

   For example, in conversations with STEVERom I constantly 
hear other people's conversations, and very clearly.


  Every time you talk with LORDom I enjoy not only good 
communication, even when off-hook, but also songs that are 
passed to the FM-radio. Admittedly this bug his phone, not a 
line, so as FM-radio you can hear at his home, just pick up the

his phone number.

   Once, during a modem connection with the AKL BBS was a lot
errors, but when we A.K.L. at the last moment picked up the 
phone, then chatted with a girl and a man, then we were cut off.


   Generally, cases vryvany strangers in conversation very 
much, but all records in my practice, broke the phone, or 
rather the phone number 142 -.... K.A.W. But here I was the one 
"guy" who broke into other people's conversations. And the 
thing is that I often "VIS" the PBX. Know this: dial, is a dial 
tone, then crash and silence ... after a while the sound of the 
dialed number, the three strong clicks and whistles. When you 
hear sirens, you can start a conversation. So I'm "hanging" on 
ATC, heard the sirens began to wait on the other end will lift 
up, but there is not even going to raise it. I'm already tired 
of waiting, but the woman (I heard her voice in the tube), 
probably hoping that the phone still will raise, so I trying as 
much as possible more confident, said in a tube, that "no one 
home no. "The woman was surprised and asked:" Who is it? "To 
which I replied: - Answering machine.

- Some of this answering machine? - The woman was not abating.
- Innovative ... Want to tell time? 20:10. There.

  The woman hung up, even without waiting until the end, so 
that the word "here" I said already in the void. 

   Then call quarreled girl and a guy. It was very
interesting, but it could drag on "for a couple of weeks ..." 
("Bachelor Party" For some reason he remembered). And I'm 
beyond the grave voice of a priest at the church told them: "to 
make peace, my children! make peace!" And they, too, like the 
woman asked: "Who is it?" And since the matter was before the 
New Year, I replied: "Santa Claus". Of course the conversation 
soon stopped.


   When I last hung at the exchange, I learned three things at 
once: 

   1) The buttons are delicious ...
One child under half an hour, my laughter, audible in the 
handset, hammered his terrified granny that swallowed a small 
red button, which turned out to bead, which he mistook for 
candy, which He "ate" at recess at school and she (the bead), 
though he still seemed a delicious ... etc. 

   2) Toning, raslablyayuschy massage girls in a sauna 
somewhere in the metro area, "Pioneer" is $ 250 per hour 
(kruto!) 

   3) The ATS Visna not only me.
As I sat on the PBX, I met another guy who
name is Sergey, and he also hung on the PBX, and an hour before 
me and still listen to "alien gibberish." He told me so many 
conversations that I was pretty posmeshili that when some wise 
guy decided to call someone, I continued to laugh at him puzzled

voice, the same question: "Who is it?".


   In short, if you want to talk on the phone on the souls, 
then first make sure the line you are alone. 


                                                      EVILMAN,

                               specifically for the newspaper 
LIMETREE.