The Beginning - Sheyh-Aleks from Bandit Group.

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      Hello!!!   I'm telling you this
 Sheyh-Aleks.  And please remember everything
 How to spell this name: S (es) N (ash) E (e)
 Y (y) N (ash) - (dash) A (a) L
 (el) E (e) K (ka) S (es), and not otherwise.
 Of course I'm not offended, and certainly not
 I harbor no malice, but just the last thing
 time something often everyone began to make mistakes
 writing my name. I'm not arguing, of course...
 but it's hard to spell the word correctly
 `Sheyh` because `ey` and `ei` sound
 the same, but let's say `Aleks` first tried
 tried to write with `X`, because that's how
 accepted!!!  And I don't like to do it this way
 accepted, but I love originality and everything is not-
 usual (started to philosophize here) But
 in general I like long names. And here is Mr. John
 (I think I wrote it correctly) moved on
 everyone and came up with `Aleks-Sheyh`, the same
 interesting, and even recently I've been thinking
 Should I change this name to
 Mr. John's, but decided it wasn't worth it
 this.  And once again I ask you not to take it
 what is written above is close to my heart (please
 please don't jump from the ninth floor
 water that was once made so small
 errors such as spelling of proper names
 nogo).                                   
     The second thing I meanI wanted to tell you here
 so this is about `Bandit Group`. As an organizer
 these are groups with full responsibility for
 I declare: `Bandit Group` no longer exists-
 no!  And I declare its collapse,
 for many reasons:                        
     1. The most important one. All members of this little
 famous group moved away from the platform
 ZX-SPECTRUM (always write in capital letters)
 you), and they went to the platform... Everyone uv-
 treated with music!?!?!?!                  
 2. One person (that’s me) cannot be-
 walk all over Ulyanovsk and pretend to be
 I love the crowd of coders, painters,
 DJ.MUZICMAKERS, text writers, ideologists
 poison degenerators, etc. etc..            
     Therefore, from now on and forever and ever
 just `Sheyh-Aleks` (just Maria, San-
 ta-Barbara, Milagros and Sheyh-Aleks). Here
 MAXWELL decided to unite everyone (this is with
 on the one hand), and on the other, as I understand it
 from all communications with members of I`SOFT they did not
 against if I join them (if I
 wrong, please correct me, because... it's clean
 my conclusions!!!) But I don’t know what
 should I do: either this way, or this way, and so on?
 Well, I decided: neither here nor here, because...
 I'm not much use (I can do anything,
 but little by little), and I will gain experience, and
 with great pleasure to help both
 others, as they say (oh, I don’t like
 this phrase: who says it?, why say it?
 fight?) We'll help you in any way we can.      
     And this is just for reference. you know
 some just User on
 ZX-SPECTRUM???  And yes I am - this is HOUSER.
 Honor and praise to him.  In general, he needs
 erect a monument as an endangered
 Leniya on ZX. I think we have too much left
 for whom is it not enough just Users??? Am I wrong?
 Justify!!!                              
     And one last thing (finally, otherwise
 completely tortured everyone). Soon to go into art
 Miyu is the most important encoder of I`SOFT, i.e.
 ALI, on which the entire coding room rests
 the work of the `STUMP` log, and therefore post-
 gave me this sentence: after leaving
 ALI to the armed forces, continue starting
 That's a matter on the part of the encoder. The idea came
 from ALI itself and from the thunderstorm of all lamers
 jet ski, i.e. catamaran (just kidding
 I'm sorry MOTOWATOR, you see I wrote
 your name in capital letters like
 ZX-SPECTRUM). The idea is certainly tempting
 offers like this don't come up every day
 heaven and another would agree to my month-
 those, but I will refuse, for the following reasons:
     1. I am studying, but this is a difficult matter, and from -
 takes a lot of time.                     
     2. Soon I will have to code my own
 course work. And this is also not the whole story.
     3. Gave (already) consent to write about
 tray for one (note one, not
 three... cybertwelve)track copier
 ka.                                      
     4. I have a friend whom I
 I love you very much, who knows what it’s like to be with
 my friend will understand me!!!                 
     5. From October to early February
 all my friends (and I have them)
 a lot) birthdays begin,
 i.e.  I most likely worked very long and hard
 I’ll drink, although I’ll tell you, I drink
 only all types of beer (even drooling ones)
 flowed when I wrote this word) and different
 wine, but vodka, no, no (some kind of disgusting). 
     6. A newspaper is a very important responsibility.
 matter, and here you need quite a bit of knowledge in
 programming, I have them of course
 there are, but it seems to me that they are not enough,
 for normal, beautiful work of the newspaper, and
 from the lamer side in programming I
 I don’t want to declare myself, and I don’t even want to
 I want to let the guys from I`SOFT down.        
     I think I've explained everything. And now, bye
 new meetings.                            
                                          
                       Sheyh-Aleks.       
                                          
                         07.10.1997 23:45 
                                          
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