Advice from an experienced person - A short course in BASIC for Tech-Building beginners!!!

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      Short BASIC course for beginners
 Tech-Building's!!!                     
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  VEER - In this team, like many,
 an error was made. Instead of "P" we put "R" and
 we get BEER. Beer. This holiday team
 the numeric value after the command does
 various things.                         
  1-3 - You can hear the sounds of joyful bubbling
 nia.                                     
  3-5 - All diagonals are mixed, AU
 produces whistling, swearing and cheerful laughter.     
  5-7 - I can hear snoring, the screen is pitch black
 black, only occasionally there are glitches. 
  GO TO - Sending command.              
  Example: GO TO HELL. If you wish to
 send something, for example Johnny, then this
 the team is irreplaceable for you.              
  FLASH - If you're tired of looking at ok-
 garbage, cigarette butts that bedevil you, then feel free to
 take FLASH. After spending just one day
 flashing monitor you are provided with all
 the rest of my life in darkness...             
  LOAD - You load up, enter a trance.
  SAVE - You are unloading, exiting
 trance.                                  
  CLEAR - Cleanliness. The wipers turn on
 on the monitor.                             
  NEXT - Pepsi, generation NEXT. According to this
 Spice Girls teamare starting to wait for you.  
  SAT - Cat.  Pet. If
 black, then you are “hanging”.                  
  LIST - Scrolls through various glitches. If you
 liked some glitch during lis-
 tania - press spacebar.                  
  STOP - Signals that's it, buddy.
 we've arrived...                              
  NEW - New, next mega glitch.
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  My own rating for genius is 2. 
                                          
           MOTOVATOR from ISoft!