PC problems - MaxWell is building a 386! Yes, yes, this is the same Maxwell (PC's opponent).

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      MaxWell is building a 386!      
  Yes, yes, this is the same Maxwell (enemy
 RS), and that same 386th (RS).         
      And then everyone’s fingers itched,
 express your cleverness (that’s what they think)
 yut:) thoughts about MS.                         
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      I had it on my computer once
 strange glitch.  At least that's how it is for me
 it seems. If you think this is not the case, feel free
 send an offensive and humiliating letter
 addressed to me - I promise to take note
 your recommendations. But let's see
 what actually happened?               
      One day, turning on my
 dear troika, I tasted the familiar sounds
 loading, when suddenly ScanDisk (from
 autoexec) gives out who knows where it came from
 There is an error in the directory C:TP7. About two minutes
 I was waiting for him to do the Undo disk,
 correcting it at the same time.  Finally appeared
 the long-awaited inscription fixed and he began
 explore my filesystem.             
      Crosslinks.  Yes, this will take a long time...
 Another half hour while he deals with them. 
      And finally the Exit button. Angrier black
 I put pressure on her and load Norton - individually
 forever to see what's going on there
 on the screw.    I have to disappoint
 Microsoft, which probably thought that
 I will like to see in the root cata-
 log seven files from dirOO00 to dirOO07
 inclusive - I did NOT like it.   
 I started looking at these semi-catas
 logs and collect them in place, rename them
 howling along the way.  At the same time, a problem arose
 some stupid glitch in the catalog   
 turbo.exe settled in various otherworldly
 files, including a certain E (yes, yes,
 that was his name) length TWO GI-
 GABYTA.  This is despite the fact that all programs
 more or less able to determine size
 screw, they show Total disk space in unison
 = 81M!!! Naturally, I'm from Norton
 I couldn't erase it. MS-DOS also broke down -
 in the DIRobckom listing its length came out
 to the left (it’s in bytes) and crawled onto it
 the place where there should be expansion, constipation
 tive the whole picture. And ERASE mumbled in disgust
 there is something unintelligible (and besides
 in English) and left it at that.      
      I turned off the computer.               
                                          
      Day two                         
                                          
      I turn on the computer.  Everything seems fine.
 Bye.  Here comes ScanDisk. Media descriptor.
 File allocation tables.   Directory
 structure. Oh-oh-oh-oh...                    
      A familiar long message appeared on the screen.
 window, telling with relish about the abundance
 There are no errors on my poor screw.       
      Let's sit... ... ... Fixed.  File
 system ... ... ... fixed. Surface scan.
 Should I do something? Yes. ... ... ... ... ...
 ... ... ScanDisk did find any
 problems op drive C:. I knew it...      
     Exit.  ... ... ... So, here comes Norton.
 Ins, Ins, Ins, Ins, Ins... Ins, Ins...
 Ins. F8. Enter. ^#&, , , , F8, Enter. ...
 ...OOPS!  "unerase" Enter. , , , Enter.
 Alt-x.                                   
      So what now? Let's look at C:TP7.
 Nothing good. A! ABOUT! Well, you have to! E os-
 hovered in its place, but its length rolled
 in some inexplicable way DECREASED from
 two gigs to two, but already mega!
 Y-y-y-how!!!  F8, Enter. And yet I
 done!                                  
      The computer was glitching for a couple of days. After waiting,
 Until he calms down, I'll wipe it clean
 C:TP7, made Full optimization With
 file reorder, took out my old archive
 tr7.rar and everything turned out better than ever.   
      Moral: a) you never know for sure
 what else is thiswould like to relearn
 native computer;  b) whatever he wants -
 elk, he is nothing in front of an intelligent user;
 c) a good archive never hurts.    
                                          
                                          
                            - BIGFOOT -   
                                          
                                          
                                          
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