MotoWator presents:
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True story.
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So I came from my fucking school
chickpeas The last couple was for fun -
Computer Science. I've been looking forward to my
cop when she asks if anyone has
computers. I thought I would answer that I have
Specky and she will squeal with joy. Then
turns out she's a longtime fan of this
type of computers But everything turned out completely differently
Wow, this story is about a lame teacher.
We got drunk with Lehoy and sat down on
last desk. Computer Science Department -
next to the physics room and the physics teacher is teaching
part-time and computer science.
I'm in high spirits, just kidding,
I’m settling in, but my experienced eye immediately blocked
methyl BK-0010.
The lesson has begun. And here is the long-awaited one
question:
- Guys, does anyone have a home?
computer?
The class got excited, I shouted:
- SPECTRUM!
But the desired effect did not follow.
- Yeah, Spectrum...
There was indifference in her voice.
new notes... I immediately reached for the pistol
in the summer, but I rememberedthat I don’t wear such things
cabbage soup She was lucky...
Then Lekha shouted about his four.
- Oh, FOURTH AND TEN-SIXTH!!!!. -
the reaction is amazing. The whole class fell silent.
She, bulging her eyes and making a fan of her fingers
approached Lekha. She had a stupid look on her face
a childish smile of immense happiness.
Lech, an ordinary unfinished pussy
user, teased her with a stupid phrase
1997:
- Personal Computer!
It was something, you had to see it.
How she came even closer and louder, how
at the speech she said:
- Well, are you playing or working somehow?
yet?
- Yes, of course I’m working...
- What languages do you know? - swallowing drool
she interrogated with puppyish delight.
- Well, Pascal...
Lech didn’t understand Pascal, he just
it hangs on a screw.
In short, so as not to detain you. From
subsequent meaningless strings of words
it became clear that this uncouth "Lererin"
understands the "four" as the last achievement
technology.
I, trying to swallow a lump of resentment in
throat asked:
- Well, damn it, haven’t you heard of the Pentium glitch?
hali or what? - She didn’t hear me anymore,
and the lump in my throat prevented me from speaking. Then
Lech himself found out what about the Pentium
she didn't hear...
I felt dizzy. Became used
put piercing and cutting weapons in your pockets
firearms. Didn't find it. She doesn't like
lucky this time. Next time I'll come
I'm preparing for computer science.
I remember when I was in school I went to the Operating Procedures Department
rum of the computer, so when it again became re-
Ryat lamer texts already familiar to me
really started to come out slowly
from myself.
She's completely lost her mind:
- And you, Leshenka, can you even-
Yes, don’t go to computer science classes.
I turned white, then blue, then...
rummaged through SVGA. This is what I am, hereditary
Motovator, didn't expect it. Pisyukovets is taller than me
set. His vision became blurred... His
four hundred and eighty-sixth - that means he
cool!
Only two hours later, when we
Lekhoy puffed up beer at the Kamyshinsky market,
it became easier. Now I'm thinking about strangling
the teacher is a lamer, or drown in a stinking
Sviyage.
The lesson continued and it became clear that
everyone fantasizes about computers. When-
than fantasy is clearly not scientific. Everything was
so wrong, ignorant. Well
I endured this too, andendured it when she
began to dictate the concepts of keyboard, processor,
drive. It turns out she has an idea
The Spectrum was a 48K calculator
with a tape recorder as a medium. She
I set my BC almost higher than Specky.
When I finish college, I will
I'll come and see you at my working leisure
I'll send her.
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