Let me bring to your attention
report on one of the events of the past
year - CSP 2002. Report submitted by LZB from
Jupiter 77 team. True, this information
tion has already been published in one, highly respected
publication, but with rights to publish
cation, some
strange quirks. This publication
fully licensed by its authors.
Crazy Siberian Party 2002
29-Jul-2002
This one here - such things that lzb something
either he doesn’t remember, or he’s just telling
didn't want to. So I took the trouble
(ahem...) insert some additions here and there and
comments, and I will do everything that is written
put me in asterisks
(nlo/j77)
Here comes CSP2002 - party for everyone
spektrumists of Siberia. Famous (and not
very famous %) people working for
Spectrum, we came to Novosibirsk to
go to see each other in real life,
communicate,and perhaps start new ones
dating (as it was for us, for Ju-
Peter 77). There is a lot to talk about this event.
I won’t, because I’m terribly lazy,
and why muddy the waters - it was just necessary
GO there.
There were no demos/mu- on CSP2002
sic/gfx compo - it was a friendly pop-
whoa :), not demoparty,
those. But this fact should not discourage you
read - demoparties are held often, and after
they also organize drinking alcohol
drinks :) So everything was for everyone
party rules :) We are too lazy
and too busy to release anything
on party (speaking for J77 :), so vari-
ant with CSP2002 was ideal for us. Them
Moreover, Novosibirsk is only a short distance from Tomsk
4.5 hours by bus (and on your own
car even faster). Also OLN/J77 for a long time
(even before the formation of J77 and before my entry-
Denia in erococtab) often visited
to Flash Inc with TAW and Invader with the goal
get new software, present yours and
share a bottle of vodka with them :)
* Here lzb is a little mistaken - I, of course,
regularly, visited Flash Inc, but not often
ctehbko, but only 3-4 times, that’s TAW,
he actually visited oftenflashers. By the way, I really regretted that
it was not on CSP2002, because this
the monster could dig through the whole of Novosib and catch
the mother of almost all Flash people, and so on
CSP2002 of which only Voxon *
So, let's not digress from the topic. B
at the beginning of May I received an invitation to
CSP2002 in the form of a paper (!) letter from
BlastOff/NotSoft. Having reported this pleasant
new event to the remaining members of J77, we re-
were planning to go there. As expected
three of us - lzb, OLN and IvanGL. Later we
informed about our trip to another ex-
spektrumist (he now has an Amiga 1200),
who expressed a desire to go with us and
proposed as a means of transport
owning your car (which would be cheaper,
more comfortable and faster). His name is Valera.
Until June 24 everything was ok - everyone had
money and time haCSP2002. 25th this
Valera said, moparty,
he works at GazProm). We are, of course, over
we would laugh at this joke if it weren’t for
knew this bastard. But he wasn't joking (here's the su-
There are such fagots!!!!!!). Cost-
The cost of the trip has increased for us by one and a half
times, because of which everything turned out to be disrupted
(and this happened 10 hours before our
departure!!!!!). We had to urgently find
to spend money and wonder if it will be enough for a car
tobus (luckily I was there 2-3 days before
Out of curiosity, I looked at the schedule between
city buses). In general, we managed
to the bus, and we had enough tickets :)
By the way, on the way to the station we managed to eat
drink a bottle of Tomsk fuel :)
* It’s also a shame that because of this goat
Valery couldn't go IvanGL and also
one of our good people. But it makes me happy
only the fact that Valera also wouldn’t-
went to CSP2002 because it's creepy
nyala and I think that if he was
there, then most likely our mood
it would be ruined. *
Arriving in Novosibirsk, I slowly
I started getting freaked out by the minibus numbers -
1163, 1211%) In general, getting into the right car
tobus, we reached Ficus. Moreover,
NLO had already been to Novosibirsk, and knew where and
how to go :) From the bus stop (by
NLO council we left a little earlier than necessary
us) NLO briefly introduced me to the locals
stalls - there they took vodka, there
snack, there's something else... %) By the way, in
Novosibirsk a huge number of `boxes
private shops that have long been in Tomsk
long ago banned and demolished, and instead
they are beautifulone-story shops.
* damn - like I actually tried to hold on
away from lzb as soon as we left
bus because he behaved like
schizophrenic with paranoid psychosis ;)
constantly pointed his finger at all the cars
sy, trams and trolleybuses, making non-
articulate sounds and so contorting
your face, which is impossible to describe ;) *
uh... well, I can’t get used to what-
Three-digit bus numbers! (lzb)
Arriving at the cosmodrome around 11:30...
oh... to the Ficus house, we didn’t find any
what are the signs that someone other than
we are about to explore the unknown
the vastness of space, not without the help of rocket
fuel (by the way, I didn’t fly anywhere
%). Having learned from Ficus's wife that he was NOT there and
WILL NOT BE ON all weekend, we realized...
call the locals and ask - WHAT TO US?
DEEEELATb???? Slacky kindly %) agreed-
will appear soon (he lives in a house on
against :). After waiting for him for a good half hour, we
noticed a person who didn't want to
(didn’t want to :) identify himself (as
It turned out later that it was Tiden/DT). He's the one
he told us,pcheno. *
Slowly the rest began to arrive.
nal explorers %). Around one o'clock in the afternoon
after a group photograph and shooting on
camera%), we went to the nearest
fuel and refueling complex type BA-
ZAPCHIK. After some time, a crowd of stars
additional swimmers, carrying gas cylinders
flammable (40% vol), oxidizer and flammable
nitel (some lousy local
spill) went to the launch pad -
ku on the Ob River. We got there without...
losses of both fuel and personnel.
Upon arrival at the place, she was promptly
a launch pad for flights has been deployed
into near and deep space (outa space:)
Ze Pagan made a good toast, and
elk... Everyone began to fill their tanks
fuel mixed with an oxidizing agent and a reducing agent
flamer. My engines, I’m used to
we go to Tomsk vodka... to fuel with another
octane number, local fuel, incl.
number of two piles, I didn’t like it, and,
in order to avoid leaving the nearest orbit,
I didn't force my engines, but
I went to sunbathe and swim, fortunately it was day
was ALMOST warm (and yet I was cold and...
burned %). After spending some time on the sting-
something resembling a beach (I must say, RULER
beach - there is SAND everywhere, which is not on-
Shay Tomi), akob that someone other than
the rest of the astronauts - some holdings
lisvery cheerful and cheerful. In general, I
sunbathed, then ran to the cosmodrome for pro-
bepku astronauts and refueling themselves with oxidation
telecom (my engines won’t work
without it, even in such a low orbit!) Bo
during one such scheduled check, I
was eager haahohc CSP2002 Warez Pack and announcement
For Rulem#03. Everyone who still wanted something
and could do something, they began to get autographs for
envelopes from floppy disks and ZR#03. Me too
signed somewhere... with someone... to someone-
then... But I didn’t think of putting it in myself
someone's painting :(((It seems like we all
from Siberia, from one small region,
and we rarely see each other in person, so the autograph,
memorable face and appearance of a person
very interesting for every spectrumis
ta. NLO/J77 collected autographs from everyone (according to
at least we think so :) visit-
lei CSP2002.
* Here it should be added that lzb generally led
himself as a goat - he didn’t drink anything, but
ate a snack (which, in general, he always
does). Vodka, by the way, was
nothing at all - lzb just started
pick and choose, that she doesn’t have the same type
the taste he is used to is not the same
bottle, not bottled properly, etc. Somewhere else-
then halfway through the party Voxon appeared and
he, naturally, was given a penalty, and
then again and again - in short it was very
villageEveryone drank, ate, talked,
joked around and generally behaved completely
not as befits cultured people ;) K
at the end of the event we had 3 corpses and
several zombies ;)) (it should be clarified,
that I called corpses people who got drunk
lying down, and zombies of course
those who could move well, but nothing
without thinking anymore :)) *
The path to the apartments for the night was long
and complex, because the drunk spektrumists, who
who had to be accompanied weighed a lot
lo :) Those eager to continue the banquet sent
curled towards Tumohy, and we - I, NLO/J77,
Debosh, BlastOff and WBR, as desired
to sleep, went to WBR, buying along the way
a little vodka :) NLO, two who didn’t sleep
day, almost immediately went to bed :) yes-
not npuctynub for vodka. WBR and Debosh
the two of us crushed this bubble (well, not hpa-
I love Novosibirsk vodka!) B this is
time we watched the video taken
Debosh. It didn't turn out that bad...
In the morning these bastards crucified me and found me
forced to wake up. Finally waking up
I saw a hair clipper on the nightstand
ke, standing a couple of meters from me. I'm here
he asked someone to cut my hair. WBR
kindly agreed to do this. Shaking
fighting a hangover with his hands, heabused
with my head. True, the baldness was not very
smooth - the vodka drunk the day before gave o
know for yourself. A little drunken eyes
the rest were confirmed that baldness was normal.
Still not trusting them, with the same typewriter, I
gave my bald spot a facelift,
thereby putting it in order.
* Here we can add that first we send
Vili, who was terrified of the penalties Voxon, noca-
took him to the bus, which, according to
most, suited him best
(where Voxon arrived left for me
a mystery, because the next day he
there wasn’t :)) Well, everyone who was in the apartment
WBR's are bastards because they didn't wake me up
when they drank vodka and watched the video footage
deo (I just don’t remember how I fell asleep - 2 su-
current without sleep, this is not a joke :) That's half-
it seemed that when I woke up, I discovered that
It’s already morning and some face is sleeping nearby,
later turned out to be Debosh :))
When I woke up, I immediately cursed everyone that
drank without my participation, and looked at the
a clip of the video taken (cool :)).
Next, after eating a little and touching SPECCY,
standing in the next room, we began to
compete on the second day of CSP2002.
After listening to a little trance, which I pre-
carefully took it with him, and after eating it -
lard (which, unlike local
muh, it was verydelicious), we decided to move
go to Lysy Square (no, not mine, but
beloved grandfather V.I.). Before that
I still managed to compare the view of Hobocu-
Birsk from the WBR'a apartment with a view of Tomsk.
Well, no city, no matter... :) Having scared me
stopped some girl, we fell in
into a minibus (or is it a bus like that... dick
will sort them out). We drove for about 20 minutes - to Tom-
ske, in 20 minutes by bus in a straight line,
you can cross the whole city :)
* We scared not only the girl
tahobke, but also half the people sitting
in a minibus (crowd of spektrumists, driving-
for a hangover, anyone hanyraet
:)) *
Arriving at the next place for drinking,
we almost found a couple of people there
sober spektrumists. Gradually the people
pulled himself up, and, somewhere around one o'clock in the afternoon,
everyone was assembled (with the exception of a few
certain personalities). The drinking began all over again.
It was logical to decide that to buy tickets for a car-
I need a bus home now, I persuaded NLO
give up libations and go to the bus
train station BlastOff, after a short yrobo-
ditch, kindly agreed to accompany us.
It was a hot day and I took off my shirt
(I always go without a T-shirt in the heat :)) Moving away
meters100 from the place of drinking... from the place of malfunction
pa, NLO asked me if I took the money
%) Of course... no... I got lost in a day -
gami. The sight of me almost naked, running around
However, he brought some confusion into the ranks of the commander-in-chief.
spektrumists trying to get drunk. Having explained
them what really happened, I believe
turned to NLO and BlastOff. Having completed 15-20-
a minute promenade along the main street of Novo-
Siberian, we bought tickets home. By the way,
the city people looked strangely
at me - bald, wearing only shorts and
badge, la (which, unlike the local
traveled by trolleybus with a terrible
My number is 29 (or 27, or 30:)!!! B
Tomsk has only 7 trolleybus routes - c
first to eighth (the fifth is missing,
like a class :). I decided to take a walk around
city, see what it has
what we don’t have, and we can’t drink it
there's vodka! You can drink vodka at home too :)
* BlastOff and I decided that it was more comfortable
and it would be faster to get to the place
by bus. Stomp into a small one, but that's all
it broke a mountain :)*
I set off to wander on foot around the countryside.
lochkam, near Lysy Square (or it
called Red Square... dunno). Naughty-
I was there for about two hours (as the drunk people told me
spektrumists, seeing me near the place
drinkingalcoholic drinks :) When I
returned, I noticed that people were no longer
very kpenkoctout on his feet, except
we eat Hrumer`a, Tiden`a, Debosh`a (for non-
I have a video camera in my hands :) and two or three
other people. Timon and BlackCat <-- not me,
another BlackCat --> have already filled theirs
fuel tanks to the limit, and flew somewhere-
then in deep space, on the outskirts of the galaxy
ki (in truth, they vomited for real)
first into the trash can standing nearby, then
in front of you, on the asphalt :) <-- no, exactly
not me :) --> Somewhere during a drinking session everyone
left on this historical bench
their autographs (those interested can check
a bench standing to the right-behind of the memorial-
nickname).
The time was approaching to send the Kemerovo residents.
The decision was made to raise the corpses, and
move with them towards the railway station.
The way to the station was without incident.
Viy, not counting drunken screams and heoprahu-
called by our crowd. Along the way Rosin
I almost lost all the contents of my
package - a bunch of microphones, keyboard, computer, etc.
Provided to him by Diamond, me and someone
still help, don’t let me disappear in the trash
cities for such valuable iron. Hobbled to
platform and plunging Kemerovo residents into electric
ku, a tearful farewell has begun (well, of course
without vodka?!). Drinking vodka to the seller
newspapers, the mourners calmed down, and,having finished drinking
vodka, got out onto the platform. Farewell
lasted until the train
left the platform :) Returned immediately
to the sinful earth, some individuals
peed on a nearby train (I don’t remember
was this event recorded?
Debosh on camera). Having decided with someone
go to the bus station, SlackDen separated
from the main crowd and disappeared on the bus.
There was still 2.5-3 hours left, and
Everyone moved back to the square. But this one
since they chose a more convenient place -
fountain. After stocking up on beer, someone started
look at young girls, someone
continued to drink, someone read newspapers... in
In general, everyone found something to their liking :)
Whether it's long or short, the time has come to leave -
reap the rest - Iskitim, Tomsk, Barnaul.
On the way to the bus station, a cozy
small public garden, near the regional administration,
in which we whiled away a little time,
They joked with the girls and moistened the soil. Per-
how - kopotahue of time, this is understandable.
Secondly, too - a crowd of drunken men, living
interested in girls :) But
third... I would never piss oko-
lo any administration in your city
de :))))) - because it is dangerous, even in re-
Holy day, considering such sparse
plantings along the perimeter of the park :)* Hmm... lzb from the bus station (where to go
10 minutes) walked not 2, but 3 hours. Where is he
been hanging around all this time, only he knows :)
By the way, having sent the Kemerovo residents, I wrote to
the train standing nearby, and
I was drunk and didn't notice that I was peeing on an electric
cable between cars (then itself
curled up - if not e@$Jlo :))
The fountain had a lot of jokes -
there, for example, there are three bronze figures
ry - two girls and one man, here we are,
having drunk, they began to pester them, hug-
swearing and the like :) Some people
I wanted to drink from the fountain, ride a boat
shadyah and much more :) What's interesting -
but: when we left the fountain, we
there was an addition to the number of one girl
:)) There was nothing left to drink in the park,
and I remembered that we took Tom with us
skoe HyperSpace Fuel - in short, self-
rut :) which was approved and will be finished
the rest. *
All this time the Slacky comrades were waiting
us at the station :) Having gotten tired of waiting, they
Lily, which, in my opinion, was very logical
:) Barnaul residents left, not far from the car
station there is a train to Iskitim...
The only ones left are the locals, Hrumer and us - LZB and
NLO. While waiting for the bus I decided
try the local toilet... Which is what it remains
very pleased. Bat my university they are a bit
worse. Even the toilet of the Tomsk White House
little better than the Novosibirsk toilet
bus station :)))))))))))
I went on business Hrumer... Our guy came up
bus... Yeah, drunk Timon, what is this...
then :) The remaining Debosh, BlastOff, Timon
and WBR bid us a warm farewell (which was
recorded on Debosh's camera :), and we
went home. The road to the house is shown
seemed quite short to me, even considering
that we crossed two time zones
- from GMT+6 to GMT+7 and back. It was a pity
to part with such a friendly party-
Whoa spektrumistov. Even if not all of them
active, not everyone has Spectrum... Auxiliary
the old days are passing when, having come with
school, I sat down at my Pentagon and something
wrote, broke, made, coded etc. Now
not always even to watch rare news
enough time :((((I know only one thing -
CSP rules!
* Yesaaaa..... it was very cool there, and on
next year we will definitely go there
let's go again (I'll go in any way, even alone,
if no one else can), yes it is necessary
also take TAW with you :)) The road from
Novosiba is interesting because in Novosib
GMT+6, in Tomsk now also GMT+6, and in
Swamp, through which the bus goes,
GMT+7 - paradox:)) What else is interesting:
there are few spektrumists, but the relationship between
the remaining ones are the kind of pissyushniks
can only dream :)
So CSP2002 has passed, everyday life has begun and
waiting for next CSP, new npuko-
fishing, meeting and impressions :)) *
09/10/2002
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