Iron - I assembled my first computer back in school...

 Ferrum.                 
                                        
                       And I see in the coffin 
                        your Spectrum... 
                                        
                               (B. Gates)
                                        
I built my first computer back in
school I remember I came to a car dump, not
I remember why, but suddenly it dawned on me
assemble a computer, especially since spare parts
there were enough of them here.  Well, that's what I decided
it went well, I assembled it, tried it out and
I didn’t immediately like his speed,
Well, it doesn’t last and that’s it, I thought and then
attached a turbo to it, the thrust increased noticeably
I was licked, I even pulled what I was talking about before
I was afraid to even dream, my first success
inspired and I went to the nearest company
working computers in hope
push my idea, the mood was
excellent, although it is somewhat spoiled
elk after the company told me
that I didn’t build a computer, but a car
bil, this surprised me greatly and somewhat
it upset me, but not for long, I still
I was happy, because now I had my own
car, and I heard the programmers should
be a cool car, with decent speed
and volume of RAM. My car has developed to
freely high speed, but then I
I'll ask the programmers how they overclock
their cars to fantastic speeds andI'll make something like this for myself too. What the-
I don’t know some of the information, but I can guess it
apparently the engine volume is so I have it -
not a small ZOO cubic centimeters
ditch, I have enough. All programmers have become
put complex passwords on your cars so that
no one broke in and stole anything from the touch-
hey, I also figured it out and added a password
with a remote control, although when
starting the car began to slow down, medical
it’s easier to start, you need all the passwords
remove, remove all blockages, and all tr-
there is time.  In general, I hung it on
his car as best he could and she became
I was unsure of my work, I had to
install amplifiers on some nodes, yes
there was a time, because how much has already happened
I came up with too many processors to count
thief, I still remember this car, with
since then they already taught me they showed me
what is a computer and so I decided to come-
mother simple and accessible to all computers
yuter.  For this I took one of my own
64-bit processors and
cache memory 256 kilobytes.               
    Everyone knows that the fastest place in
computer memory is cache memory, so
Well, I decided to use only this one
lusty, the truth is lost in this case
possibility of turbocharging, but I think it is
won't be needed. The computer will have installations
Several more coprocessors have been updated,
I think about five of them will service the axle,
a couple of graphiccoprocessors, three mu-
zycal, one per channel, apparently
I'll install expansion slots up to 32 or
how much is there in midi, well, it’s not yet -
it will be important to consider later, it will also be inconvenient
how many, at least three, text co-processes
sora, three-speed CD-hom, screw mZ2,
external bus for 1О24pin connector in ca-
the quality of the printer will apparently be graphic-
AO format builder, as well as a new product
7'25" floppy drive.                
   The display will be active
non-singular rectangular matrix, it
contains the primitives of three main
colors + bright and flash signals, for
extended color mode, for work
Illuminated at night
four halogen lamps in the corners of the matrix
tsy with a total power of no more than a kilowatt,
for powering the computer itself is provided
ren separate power supply with voltage
Z, 4.5, 6, 7.5, 9, 12, all stabilized
vano, to power the rest of the peripherals
a separate pulse unit is provided
power supply with pulse power 1.5 me-
gawat, highly stable in operation,
All this will be cooled by a tour-type cooler
bins with a power of no more than SOO kilowatts.   
   The computer will be highly
capacity from non-deficient or weak
scarce parts, extended keyboard
up to half a meter from IBM's.             
   For questions regarding distribution and acquisition
reteniacontact me personally at uni-
Ted States of America or to Russian
IBM dealers and their users in
Kotlas, thank you for your purchase.            
                                        
                         Sincerely yours
                                   Bill.
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