Humor - Scene jokes and anecdotes.
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Anecdotes and jokes about the Spectrum scene
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Warning!
People without a sense of humor should skip this section!
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.Canny^TL/NetSpec (c) August, 2oo2
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Everyone is worried about the sexual side of life for stagers.
Women don't give real stagers a chance! I'm interested in how things are going
affairs with a small contingent of our stagers - Weird,
Depsy, Lina. Interestingly, these representatives of the stage
communities, do they give, do sceners give them, do their friends give
friend (sceners to scriptwriters) or is there a problem similar to that of a man?
half of the stage country? he-he-he... :)))
p.S. I’m also curious if the stagers give preference
stagers or are they satisfied with ordinary guys? :)
!Girls! Just don't be offended, please - it's a joke :)!
!I won’t joke like that again, I promise!
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Some time ago, guys from Belarus put forward a hypothesis
about women not giving credit to stagers. A powerful stereotype has been created
the stager, enraged by sexual passivity. Who do women give it to?
then the stage status of such a comrade was placed under great
question. In an interview published in the next Body Fatal Snipe
shared his rich sexual experience. So know -
a real scener is the one who e! #t between the tits and has as much for it
three girlfriends! Freeman cam is raped co
side of a certain female person, from whom the well-known
the scener sniffed while riding Linoliyme. Hey madam! You're not too
then use our stager - emy still need to give birth to children... And c
on the other hand, maybe the upset Freeman will take it out of grief,
and he will write Kolobok Zoom 3, where the impotent kolobok will be
rush through the levels to the coveted jar of Viagra...
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List of stage diseases that the Chief suffered from
Scener, the Great and the Terrible, also known as the Leader,
Max or M.M.A (with two dots!):
- runny nose;
- pediculosis (in early childhood, local kindergarten);
- alcoholism;
- constipation
- diarrhea (not verified!);
- delusions of grandeur;
- cystitis (not verified!);
-pathological anatomical tendencies;
- borned construction (the longest disease);
- FLU.
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Tatarstan?
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Interview with Unbeliver:
Heresy> (Heresy newspaper) Hello, Maxim.
Unbeliver> mmmaa...
Heresy> Tell us how your passion for computers began?
Unbeliver> m-m-m.m.a...
Heresy> What-what?
Unbeliver> M.M.A
Heresy> Sorry, please rephrase the answer!
Unbeliver> Your mother, I was atrophied from the stage!!!
They atrophied, but not completely. I didn’t put an end to this!
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Let's just analyze how many different personalities there are
mental disorders gathered on our stage:
- kreestaj: his anal cepeet when thinking about the gods of the stage;
(This causes the rectum to increase in size.
I can only recommend one medicine -
retrain from gay to c#sniff :))))
- Wrecker: a scumbag who doesn't get women;
(this leads to spermotoxicosis)
- Raver: his fascism is skillfully modified into internationalism;(this is how you can become a black Ku Klux Klansman :))
- Ice'Di: almost like Narcissus - he is in love with Spectrum;
(in old age the emulator will replace your son or daughter)
- Alcoholics like Pasha Pavlov and Psych-Sturm;
(they will suffer a worse fate than RST7)
- All sorts of Fatal Snipes instead of uh... female genitals
organs are used by the pumped up breasts of friends.
(when your friends’ boobs wear out or shrink from old age,
you can inflate a rubber doll and fly to Hollywood on it)
- Nik-O risks turning into a second Edward Radzinski,
only in terms of fiction;
(book rat and AU anizer :)
- And finally, the main prosatanized bastard is ME.
I'm making this lousy newspaper that discredits the honor of Spectrum!
(this leads to HERESY.)
Thoughts out loud > damn #bizmy, damn #bizmy!
And is it possible after this to talk about the health of the Spectrumist nation?
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kreestaj at the military registration and enlistment office at an appointment with a doctor checking members:
doctor> Come in. Take off your panties.
kreestaj: woow, it's seksi-wonderful!
doctor> open the head, come closer.
kreestaj: Ypppaaa!!! How's my pussy, good?
doctor> I have seen so many of them in my liferewatched it, but
from an anatomical point of view - everything is in order.
kreestaj> greaaat!
doctor> turn around and bend over.
kreestaj>!!! Yes, my sweetness!!! (bending over)
doctor> (slipping into a chair) Give it to me quickly
valerian I saw a black hole in ANOTHER dimension...
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Here is one of the stories the boys told me. Funny
this one seemed to have happened in reality, but due to its wild outcome,
has almost become a joke. Somehow it's not funny in writing
it worked. It's funnier to tell it live. But still, check it out:
On honey inspection of conscripts, in the office where members look,
there is a glass where the members themselves are lowered if y
conscript erection at the time of examination. One of the last guys
In the queue the commission takes place for the first time. Other boys
They joke, they say to emy: “You’ll go into the office. There will be a
glass of water. Take it and gargle." Coming
It's this guy's turn. He enters the office. Says: "I know
what needs to be done!" He takes the glass in front of him and takes a sip.
from there he gargles...
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Military commission. Chasm is at the threshold. Just alone
the hippie sullenly left the commucapuata with a blank check undereye and
a summons in the teeth. Chasm:
- Comrade Commissar! Conscript Vova Chasm for medical
The commission has arrived! Bang-bang! (depicting the handle of a motorcycle) I want to
army! Veeeyn-Veeyn!
- Well, come in, young man!
- I can’t - a motorcycle stroller won’t fit through the doorway!
- Don’t pretend to be an idiot, otherwise we’ll sign you up for a construction battalion!
- Comrade Commissar, I can’t figure out which
dimension I am in: cyber, real? (but nevertheless, into the room
comes in)
- Which troops would you like to join?
- To the troops of cyber punks.
- WHAT???
- Listen, commissar dude, relax! This is the troops where we are
we are in the Quake-labyrinth and kocum ganjibas with a shovel
with a motor!!!
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Although they cry about the sexual passivity of real stagers,
some still, at the very least, deviate from the stage “vow”
- Himik's ZxZ, Alex Hog pleased us with the kids. As you can see,
The younger generation of dads is growing up. Copper Feet played enough
gamemaker toys (dolls, soldiers, CVs) and after
bus accident abruptly married. Nuts and Fatal Snipe started a harem
in the likeness of the Persian shahs. Chasm doesn't want to have a "little one"
screaming bastard", but still fucks, albeit without
condoms, cam shouting about it at every corner! One Freeman,
poor guy, urinating in the garbage disposal, urinating
stage peoplewith your playful prejudices. :))) (Although, according to
latest information from Body, he has reformed and is also fucking a certain
madam.)
This begs the conclusion: it turns out that fucking is fashionable
and the scene, and all sorts of personalities like Pasha-Wrecker and maccoha
Freeman's distort this reality. So who are they after?
this? :)
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Origin* “Keep me away from the stage, I’ll eat it!” // Canny.
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