PROGRAM GLUCKING THEORY. .PRIK0L
First, let's look at an introductory course to the theory of GLUKING.
0 many people confuse glitches and undocumented effects. We'll bring it in
clarity on this issue.
Glitches do not lead to fatal consequences for your
computer. After undocumented effects occur
in 9b cases out of 100 you will have to repair it, and in most cases
In particular cases the following was observed:
- throwing out;
- donation;
- selling (as a worker);
- use for storing bulk materials (dust).
Now let's take a closer look at glitches and their types.
1. GLITCH IS HARMFUL.
This glitch is divided into four types:
a) video glitch
b) sound glitch
c) coupled glitch Video glitch is an unhealthy video effect that appears
appearing on the monitor screen when a certain program is running,
due to some factors from the external environment. It is possible
that this program itself is a glitch, or glucoinfection
roved. An example of a glucoinfected program is well known to everyone.
nal DCU 8.05, with long-term operation of which interesting
glitches like video glitch. Factors from the external environment can be the most
varied, for example:
At the most unexpected moment, a power failure suddenly occurred (ho-
the refrigerator turned on), or someone reached in with their dirty hands
into the guts of your computer and touched the processor there with your finger (this
may have an undocumented effect).
An audio glitch is very similar to a video glitch, only it occurs
not on the display, but on the beeper or music processor. At the same time there is a glitch
The sound quality may not be inferior to some musical
works (musicians! Do not take this as a hint).
A paired glitch is a video glitch that is accompanied by
is driven by sound glitchy compositions from a beeper, or music
processor (sometimes both from a beeper and a music processor at the same time)
regularly).2. GLITCH HARMFUL (GLITCH-GLITCH).
0n leads the program to a terrible end, i.e. the program is simple
stops working and resets, before its demise
you can still manage to launch a whole horde of various glitches
from the harmless class.
3. GLITCH KILLER.
This glitch has no variations. This is the worst glitch
from the category of glitches as such. The work of this glitch is:
involved in the destruction of data located on a floppy disk, has
tendency to arise at the most inopportune moment (this is fair
Livo for the whole category of glitches). The glitch starts the disk drive
feeder and the disk starts to fail. 0it's especially scary if he
will begin formatting the zero track. Full disk rescue
depends on your reaction, you need fast and accurately calculated
motion to open the drive lock, and quickly pull the disk
yourself. In this case, with the other hand you need to try to press the button
ku "reset". After several practice attempts, you will learn
be well protected from thistype of glitches.
4. DEVILICAL GLITCH.
0 there are numerous rumors about the existence of this glitch and
legends. Although the expert group did not encounter
this type of glitch (and thank God). Ideally, this glitch will go
dit in software NE. Software leads to physical destruction
changing the various components of your computer.
There are rumors about one USER from our city who is...
said that when he played ELITE Targon's laser struck
The kinescope singed his hair and left a mark in the opposite direction.
wall, after which the CPU turned blue (possibly green)
flame. Without hesitation, I splashed tea on him from the standing
nearby containers, which led to the complete failure of the computer.
Well, we looked at the four main classes of glitches. Now I
I’ll tell you about GLUK0STP0ENNI.
After reading this article, you probably want to create
some kind of glitch. I'll tell you how to create a glitch at home
conditions!To construct a glitch you will definitely need a disco
new doctor (any configuration). The creation process consists of
in launching the doctor and loading any file into it. Next in
file we randomly change the codes. The more codes you
changed, the bigger the glitch will be. Next you need to run
glucoinfected file and you will see your own eyes
work. If you managed to make a harmful one on the first try
glitch, then you undoubtedly have a talent for glitch building! Created
the glitch is your property and you can do with it
whatever you want, just copy it to someone without warning
advance is not recommended.
If, in addition to everything else, you also have knowledge of ASSEM-
BLEPE, then you will be able to write the coolest glitches, here you go
For example, there is such a “company” called THD, so they write glitches,
which cause other more complex glitches to be executed and
Polish programs are also widely used for glucofication.
Here is an example of glitching on SPESSY. We "hope" that this
The information will allow you to seriously engage in glitch building. Here
only glucostroenie has a slight drawback, in most
In most cases, they will not take buggy floppy disks from you, since
many USERS are far from real art. OnlyI won't think
know that we are fans of glitching, we are all
We are just developing the theory.
This is the end of the introductory course in the theory of glitching,
now we will look at an introductory course to the theory of NED0KUMENTIP0VAN-
EFFECTS. It should be noted that we are for your experiments
We DO NOT bear any responsibility with the computer!!!
What is an undocumented effect?
In principle, NE is the same glitch, only in the hierarchy of harmful
It's an order of magnitude higher than a glitch. The most harmful glitch, like a poppy
Sium will format your disk or crash your program, but NE will
will arrange a sweet life.
There are three causes of NE.
1> meaningful implementation of NE
2> random introduction of NE
3> mystical introduction of NE
0meaningful introduction of NE occurs due to malicious intent, some
-something intelligent being. For example: you are very jealous that you have
your friend (or girlfriend) has IBM, and you stillsince picking-
When you go to SPESSY, you put on woolen socks and go to a friend's house.
He has you walking demonstratively across the carpet, and then under
use any excuse to open the IVM and touch the CPU on the motherboard with your hand.
nskaya board. Crackling static and the processor is ready!!! Next you can evil-
laugh out loud (he who laughs last laughs). Existence
there is a more reliable way to introduce NE instead of wool
socks, we take a cord with a plug (220 volts) and always with
line contacts. With a friend, under the pretext of preventing everything, you
close the IVM and plug in the 220 volt cord and start poking it into
board until spark discharges and a black column appear
smoke from under the microcircuits...
The random introduction of NE occurs without malicious intent, since
a creature may be unreasonable or not understand what it is doing -
et. For example: imagine that you just received DED M0P0Z in
A gift was brought by a brand new PENTIUM. At night, when everyone was asleep, your
my beloved dog decided to go before the wind. And not finding any more support
walking place, sprinkled PENTIUM. In the morning you woke up with the most
in a great mood, you turn on the power supply without noticing the warning
an ominous stench emanating from the power supply. Next is
There is a crackling sound and the power supply ends safely and without suffering.
Another example: your best friend bought you a gift for the daybirth
excellent pliers and since he didn’t understand anything about computers
yuterah put them on the board of the opened PENTAG0Na 128. Afterwards
feast, you go to your room and, without suspecting anything, turn on
check your system... After that, your friend will definitely
will sue you for the fact that you, with sadistic pleasure,
They pulled his teeth with new pliers.
The mystical introduction of NE occurs in this way: computer
works for himself and works... But suddenly one fine day in
Something will die on him. Specialists explain this in several ways -
mi: 1>moon phase
2> the microcircuit got tired of living and committed suicide
3> influence of evil spirits on the computer
4> at the factory some evil spirit forgot to solder in the diode (about VG93)
If the power supply burns out, but the fuse remains intact, there is
simple explanation: the power supply sensed a threat and noble
but sacrificed himself, thereby saving the fuse from the nameless
death.
I hope we have at least a little uncovered the problem of glitching and NE.
On this sad note, we say goodbye to you. And by the way!!! DO NOT FOLLOW-
EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN, TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!If you want to develop your own theory, please!!! Pi-
Sew the article and give it to SН0R KAN.
For educational purposes, it is recommended to watch a film about glitches on
IBM "GHOST IN THE COMPUTER".
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