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Softpanorama 1992, No.7 (31) *** HUM0R ***                     
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                     Advice for a freshman                       
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           options for taking notes on boring lectures             
                                                                
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The possibilities of the Russian language are truly inexhaustible. Here's an example  
lecture notes (newspaper "University Life" dated 12/09/91)   
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
K0NSPEKT 0DN0G0 KRUТ0G0 STUDENTA NA 0DN0J ZАВ0JN0J LEXII       
                                                                
Hammurabi was a strong politician. 0n actually rolled  
barrel onthe surrounding kents.  First he ran into Larsa, but  
specifically broke off. Fighting with Larsa was no big deal  
show, especially since their Rim-Sin was so  
a fancy cabinet that Hammurabi glued without any problems  
beard.  However, it was not so easy to take him for a show-off. Larsa  
it became purely violet for him, and he turned the arrows to Marie. Him  
managed to throw noodles into the ears of Zimpilim, who was also  
cool man, but in this case he clicked his beak.  
Having become enchanted, they drove towards Eshnuna, Uruk and Issin, who  
They spun their tail for a long time, but flew by like a flock of rasps.  
The Assyrians were excited about something about this, but they were given a ride,  
like young people.  Then Hammurabi began to bend his fingers again  
Larsu actually extinguished it. Rim-Sin showed himself to be a woodpecker. 0n  
pretended to be a loaf of bread and tried to cheat, but got hit  
horns and swelling.  Having broken off Rim-Sin, Hammurabi began to crumble  
loaf on MariTsev.  The Zimrilim there was not exactly a downer,  
it’s just that compared to Hammurabi he turned out to be a clumsy sucker and  
died down like plywood. True, he still tried to try and do  
fingers fanned out, but got pricked in 1759 BC. came to him  
the trumpet - both to him and to all his hevpe. In short, under Hammurabi everything  
Between the rivers, complete kukan reigned: the Babylonians were in pain everywhere,  
everywhereshowdown and made a fuss of everyone. All  
they shed and breathed into a rag. And it was a pitchfork. 0however, when  
Hammurabi threw back his hooves, things got messy in Babylonia.  
Hammurabi's successor was Samsuiluna. This guy was still trying  
download your license, but for the rest it was already happening in parallel. In the south  
the Elamites were all the more crazy, later they even stopped the black  
basalt pillar with Hammurapine xiva. They came at me more and more sharply  
the Kassites, in the west the Mitanians rolled out their lip like a springboard with might and main,  
completely rude.  Left-wing bazaars began in the cities. Every one is downtrodden  
the hose hit his chest with his heel and turned the cart. Samsuiluna,  
of course, I broke off all these sucker's drawings, but the general  
The situation in Babylonia was dire. The economy reigned completely  
insanity, the aristocrats were mowed down by the madness, the population shook their rights.  
Steep attack of the Hittites in 1600 BC. ended in complete bummer  
Babylonians  Thus, the Old Babylonian Kingdom came  
screws.                                                         
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                
GLOSSARIY (bazaar)                                            
                                                                
- roll a barrel onsurrounding kents - see off  
expansionist policy                                       
                                                                
GL0SSAPY (bazaar)                                            
                                                                
- roll a barrel at the surrounding kents - carry out  
expansionist policy                                       
                                                                
- move the arrows - change the political course                
                                                                
- a sophisticated wardrobe - a crafty diplomat                      
                                                                
- hevra - dynastic environment                               
                                                                
- hovered - made military trade expeditions to  
northwest with far-reaching political goals              
                                                                
- crap - Centrifugal tendencies among the separatists  
tuned aristocracy                                        
                                                                
- Hammurapin Xiva - Laws of Hammurabi                            
                                                                
                                                                
                                                                

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