Softpanorama 1992, No.7 (31) *** HUM0R ***
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Advice for a freshman
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options for taking notes on boring lectures
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The possibilities of the Russian language are truly inexhaustible. Here's an example
lecture notes (newspaper "University Life" dated 12/09/91)
K0NSPEKT 0DN0G0 KRUТ0G0 STUDENTA NA 0DN0J ZАВ0JN0J LEXII
Hammurabi was a strong politician. 0n actually rolled
barrel onthe surrounding kents. First he ran into Larsa, but
specifically broke off. Fighting with Larsa was no big deal
show, especially since their Rim-Sin was so
a fancy cabinet that Hammurabi glued without any problems
beard. However, it was not so easy to take him for a show-off. Larsa
it became purely violet for him, and he turned the arrows to Marie. Him
managed to throw noodles into the ears of Zimpilim, who was also
cool man, but in this case he clicked his beak.
Having become enchanted, they drove towards Eshnuna, Uruk and Issin, who
They spun their tail for a long time, but flew by like a flock of rasps.
The Assyrians were excited about something about this, but they were given a ride,
like young people. Then Hammurabi began to bend his fingers again
Larsu actually extinguished it. Rim-Sin showed himself to be a woodpecker. 0n
pretended to be a loaf of bread and tried to cheat, but got hit
horns and swelling. Having broken off Rim-Sin, Hammurabi began to crumble
loaf on MariTsev. The Zimrilim there was not exactly a downer,
it’s just that compared to Hammurabi he turned out to be a clumsy sucker and
died down like plywood. True, he still tried to try and do
fingers fanned out, but got pricked in 1759 BC. came to him
the trumpet - both to him and to all his hevpe. In short, under Hammurabi everything
Between the rivers, complete kukan reigned: the Babylonians were in pain everywhere,
everywhereshowdown and made a fuss of everyone. All
they shed and breathed into a rag. And it was a pitchfork. 0however, when
Hammurabi threw back his hooves, things got messy in Babylonia.
Hammurabi's successor was Samsuiluna. This guy was still trying
download your license, but for the rest it was already happening in parallel. In the south
the Elamites were all the more crazy, later they even stopped the black
basalt pillar with Hammurapine xiva. They came at me more and more sharply
the Kassites, in the west the Mitanians rolled out their lip like a springboard with might and main,
completely rude. Left-wing bazaars began in the cities. Every one is downtrodden
the hose hit his chest with his heel and turned the cart. Samsuiluna,
of course, I broke off all these sucker's drawings, but the general
The situation in Babylonia was dire. The economy reigned completely
insanity, the aristocrats were mowed down by the madness, the population shook their rights.
Steep attack of the Hittites in 1600 BC. ended in complete bummer
Babylonians Thus, the Old Babylonian Kingdom came
screws.
GLOSSARIY (bazaar)
- roll a barrel onsurrounding kents - see off
expansionist policy
GL0SSAPY (bazaar)
- roll a barrel at the surrounding kents - carry out
expansionist policy
- move the arrows - change the political course
- a sophisticated wardrobe - a crafty diplomat
- hevra - dynastic environment
- hovered - made military trade expeditions to
northwest with far-reaching political goals
- crap - Centrifugal tendencies among the separatists
tuned aristocracy
- Hammurapin Xiva - Laws of Hammurabi
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