- That's it! Tired of it! - Winnie the Pooh nervously paced around the hut,
waving his Mauser. He stopped at the table and took a sip.
moonshine, - People like you should be kicked out of the party! - How are you?
could?! Are you, Piglet, a member of the Revolutionary Military Council? 0exchange weapons for
balloons?! “It’s not my fault,” the piglet complained.
whined, “that’s all Eeyore!” "My favorite color!" - he mimicked
donkey - What Eeyore? What Eeyore?! - Vinnie slammed his paw on the table so,
that an empty honey pot crashed to the floor - Enough is enough
blame it on others! Who gave grandfather's hares something to drink last week
Mazaya?! Who stole Mother Meadows' eggs yesterday? We do
REVOLUTION! And people like you... - but he didn’t have time to finish. For
a noise was heard at the door, it swung open, and into the hut with obscenities and
Barmaley burst in with curses: - Ugh, b...! Jewish face! -
he dragged the kicking Rabbit behind him, - You bastard!
Incited the bitch! - What happened? - the bear cub corrected
I'm putting on a belt, - Comrade Barmaley, report in good form! -
Yes, comrade Vinny! - Barmaley unclenched his hands and,
leather jacket, stood at attention. Tied up Rabbit
hit his nose on the floor, and glass from his glasses splashed all over
sides. - We caught the counter! Called on the square to
riots, shouted, I apologize, “Winnie the Pooh is an impostor!” -
Well, well! -The little bear jerked the Rabbit up by the ears, “Here you are.”
Cracked, Rabbit! I've been watching you for a long time, - And
turning to Barmaley, he ordered: - Search the Rabbit’s hut, and
him in the cell! Let him think there. I'll judge in the evening. Eyes
The rabbit was stunned, spinning in different directions. 0n opened his mouth and,
Spitting out his knocked-out teeth, he lisped: “Finny, for the photo?” I'm wfe
I treated you and Fyatafka with a fgufenka! Finny?! - Citizen Rabbit,
It’s too late to make excuses,” Vinny frowned and waved to Barmaley, “
Take away! Barmaley grabbed the Rabbit and noisily fell out of the hut.
The little bear silently walked up to the window and tapped his fingers on
glass Then he sighed heavily and turned around: - Eh, Pyatak!
I wish I could deprive you of your yellow bandage... - Sorry, Vinny! - piglet
nervously squeezed the Kubanka, - Vinnie, don’t... I’ll make up for it... I’ll do everything
I can...yes, I am for the revolution! - Eh, I’m too kind. Okay,
I forgive you,” Pooh clapped Piglet on the shoulder, “But remember, in the last
once! - Thank you! - Piglet excitedly crumpled his hat. - Well
There's no point in chilling, there's plenty of work to do! - Vinnie approached
map of Mokhlandia, - Look here! This is the task! In the area of Old
Oak bees - anarchists rebelled. We must suppress it!
You shoot everyone so that others will be discouraged. I don't have one yet
since last year..., - Vinny fell silent, remembering the bruises from
falling from Oak, -In general, as usual. Take a platoon of goblins and
forward! Do you understand everything? - Yes, comrade Vinny! - barked joyfully
Piglet. - Come on, act! - I obey! - piglet
He grabbed a kubanka with a yellow band and ran out into the street.
A moment later, his loud voice was heard from the street: - Eeyore,
mother! Goblins in guns and behind me! Vinnie is satisfied
rubbed his paws.
Chapter 2
Carlson yawned sweetly and stretched. Half an hour has passed since
he was sitting on patrol, and he already wanted to eat and sleep. Having pulled out
bag of the jar, he tipped the remains of the cherry jam into his mouth.
“If I sleep for five minutes, nothing will happen,” I thought
Carlson, - “There is no one. And who needs us. Damn it all
these revolutions!" 0n looked out of the trench, it was quiet and calm.
“I’ll probably get some sleep,” Carlson put a bag under his head and
snored. I was sleeping and didn’t see how the detachment appeared from behind the mountain
goblins. Eeyore walked ahead with a yellow banner. Side of the column
the iron commissar Pyatak trotted along. The sun shone like in the Sahara and
I was very thirstyespecially after yesterday's drinking. Ahead
there was a forest, and the squad quickened their pace in order to quickly find themselves in
shadows. Suddenly Eeyore stood rooted to the spot: “Piglet, there’s someone here.”
sleeping! - Take him! - the piglet commanded. Carlson doesn't
I could understand in my sleep where that big jar of jam went,
which he just saw in a dream. But after a couple of strong ones
As soon as he cracked, he realized that in the near future there would be no jam,
no sweet donuts. - How dare you?! - Carlson tried
will be indignant, - Do you know who you are dealing with? I'm the most... -
Shut up, fat man! - and the old warrior 0pch forcefully applied his
fist to Carlson's teeth. Carlson thought that probably
it’s really worth keeping silent if you don’t ask him, and
The teeth in the mouth were not crowded yet. The goblins tied up Carlson, and
Eeyore went with him back to the camp. And the squad be careful
moved towards Oak. Piglet rejoiced at the successful capture
patrol, but it did not last long... A loud explosion shocked
air, followed by another, then another. Jars of sour jam
exploded one after another. "Mines!!!" - I guessed with horror
little pig. The groans of the wounded were heard, the goblins began to panic
rushing about. "Idiot! I should have interrogated the prisoner!" - Pyatak
he turned his head madly, his nose suddenly became wet and cold.
Suddenly to explosionsa new sound has been added - buzzing and
nasty. "Bees are kamikazes!" - everything is inside Piglet
broke off, he squealed in fear and ran away. Panic
among the goblins intensified, many rushed back, leaving behind
a clearing strewn with corpses and wounded. Some, not up to
finally losing their minds, they tried to shoot back, but death
overtook them too. Piglet has never run so fast, but apparently
the long dormant genes of the great-grandfathers Nif-if and Naf-af awakened,
who in the past were champions in fleeing from danger.
The sounds of battle died away in the distance. "We need to warn Vinny urgently!" -
The courageous commissar did not forget his friends even in difficult moments.
- Hello, Eeyore! - the little pig greeted the donkey as he ran,
who was intensely looking into the distance. On his face
The increased work of the thinking apparatus was observed.
The tied up Carlson on his back mumbled something and spun around in surprise.
eyes. - Oh, it's you Piglet! - the donkey answered the retreating
to the little pig, - Don’t you know what’s booming there? But dick
The Revolutionary Military Council no longer heard the question, he hurried to headquarters...
Chapter 3.Slick Eeyore stared quickly after him, dumbfounded.
a moving strip of dust. Yes, of course, Piglet sometimes
I was in a hurry, sometimes I even started to jog, but just like that... And
Again, he didn’t answer, what is that noise there? 0slick
sighed heavily, with a slight buck he adjusted the slid on his back
on Carlson's side and trudged on. Carlson tensely
listened to the distant sounds of the dying battle. Apparently,
the squad of this fat, arrogant pig was defeated. And
The winners are about to begin dividing up the spoils. - Jam!!! -
Carlson cried out in a bad voice, and immediately bit his tongue. This
Eeyore, suddenly torn out by Carlson's cry from the captivity of the sorrowful
thinking about the role of the intelligentsia in the revolution, rushed as fast as he could
without making out the way, simultaneously shouting something in his
in the national dialect. - This is the end... - flashed in my head
Carlson, when he saw exactly where the donkey had gone. -
Big Thistle Glade! This donkey will either blow me away
scraps when crossing the Glade, or will cut into where exactly
he is there and decides to have lunch, which will lead to a similar
out! It was necessary to do something urgently. Carlson
He looked at the donkey appraisingly. - A little thick, of course, but not
much thicker than that barrel of honey thatsomeone stole a week
ago at the Bees. Yes, and I recently filled myself with jam... With
With difficulty placing his hand behind his back, Carlson was convinced that the propeller
free - If only the starter worked! - he begged and
solemnly vowed to carry out preventive measures at least once every
month With a frozen breath, he squeezed his hand between the sharp
with the ridge of a donkey and his belly, he threw back the safety
staple, swallowed convulsively, seeing the terrifying thistle needles
some two dozen meters from their tender extremities,
closed his eyes and pressed the button... To his delight, the motor roared and
he was thrown upward! Or rather, them together with Eeyore. Carlson
he screamed enthusiastically and switched the engine to boost mode.
Eeyore, sick of so many misfortunes, easily drowned out the roar
engine and lost consciousness...
Chapter 4.
Meanwhile, Piglet, kicking up clouds of dust and every minute
looking around, burst into the sleepy midday square in front of
headquarters, knocked down the gaping Barmaley and broke into the door
headquarters - And slatapa... and pataslana... um... -he frantically
drew in his breath when he saw the worn barrel of a Mauser in front of him
Winnie the Pooh. “Oh, it’s you, Piglet,” he drawled in disappointment.
Vinnie, - and I thought the kamikazes had penetrated... And what,
Actually, what's the matter? Have you figured out the Bees? Where's the honey? -
Vinny! - Piglet cried out. - There is treason in our ranks! 0none of them
knew! Ambushed! And with them was SL0N0P0TAM!!! -
Heffalump?! And what? - I ran forward, he recognized me and
let's go! I decided that I would distract him for now and ran to
side! 0n fell into a ravine and got stuck! I returned to the squad, but
there... they... Vinnie... they... - What are they!? - 0none of them... at
minefield... belched... from behind... our bodies were violated
fighters... - WH0?! The whole platoon? - Yes... - All Goblins? - Yes,
Winnie... - And Eeyore?! - Yes... That is, no! I took it along the way
language, Vinny! And Eeyore took him to headquarters! - So! - Vinny
adjusted his sword belt. - All. We play the rally and deliver the decisive blow
into the enemy's lair! Let's just deal with the Rabbit first.
It's clear who notified the enemy... Piglet! - I! - Play
alarm! Piglet pouted, blushed, and masterfully performed
“Upstairs, comrades, everyone is in place...” But this is of no use
led. The area around the headquarters was still surrounded
midday nap. And who knows how much longerwas going to
The valiantly revolutionary 0special Corps of Winnie the Pooh, if only
At this moment, a slight rumble was heard in the sky. - Air!
This cry was accepted by everyone. And instantly found ourselves in
combat-ready condition. Although... I should probably say "in
ready" condition, without specifying. Because it was necessary to prepare either
to an urgent flight to shelter (this is if it turns out that the reason
the command "air" was served by the bees breaking through the smoke
veil on the outskirts), or to exercises in fun shooting with
emphasis (this is if something calmer has invaded the air
space). The special Corps looked around professionally... and
froze in confusion. Glory to the Bolsheviks, it was not a swarm
Bees, but a single object. But it wasn’t Swift or
some kind of Swallow. No. It was the lost one
orientation and Eeyore Carlson, exhausted from the weight!
Chapter 5.
- It's him, Vinnie! - the piglet squealed, - Language! Anarchist
damn! 0n Eeyore stole! Vinnie wanted to immediately call
anti-aircraft crew of the Corps represented by Crocodile Gena (hesame
rotary carriage) and Cheburashka (shooter - gunner), but
in time I remembered that they are good only when reflecting night
raids, because in the light of day hypersensitive ears and
Cheburashka's half-blind eyes came into conflict and
the shooting result was zero. - Yagu in the air, quickly! - and
Piglet rushed into the garden behind the headquarters, where the famous Corps ace
Baba Yaga was dozing on combat duty. - Grandma! Counter in
I overslept in the air, the steros poker! - Actually, Yagi is in
The body was afraid, but Piglet had a thorough opinion on it
compromising evidence reported six months ago by a vigilant
Cheburashka. And the incriminating evidence was as follows - Yaga fried
in the oven and consumed the Great Leader and Theorist for lunch
Christopher Mokhlyand National Liberation Movement
Robin. Until now, the Leader was considered missing and
The minimum task of the Corps was precisely to search for him.
It should be noted that the position of adjutant and piglet on
Running errands for wayward Vinny was not at all satisfying
Piglet. And secret power over Yaga was the first for him
a step to the position of Commander-in-Chief of the Corps. Or maybe, what the hell
jokes, and to... But I digress. - Alright, grandma! Take Tolstoy
alive, you don't care about the donkey - the language is more important! Yaga kicked three timesmortar and, to the warlike hooting of the Corps, soared into the air.
Carlson found himself in such a difficult situation because of his
natural daydreaming: he has already imagined in all details
himself the share of trophies due to him for delivering the language, that
I practically didn’t follow the landmarks. Moreover, the donkey turned out to be
quite weighty and periodically came to his senses and kicked, which
It was also distracting. An unpleasant whistle sounded from below. - What's happened? - Carlson woke up from his most pleasant dreams and
looked around. - So, the donkey is in place, the places are familiar... Dry
a bun down my throat! This is the headquarters village of this Pukhov gang!
What's that whistling sound there? And where... Yaga!!!
Chapter b.
“Come on, my dear, my fatty,” Yaga mumbled,
entering a combat turn, we’ll look at the tape, we’ll shake... With
Out of fear, Carlson fell into a dive. - I'm crazy, grandma, what?
is it?! - he yelled. - We’ll kill yours, not mine! - Nishavo,
“Dear, nishavo,” Yaga answered, I force the mortar, “how I killed you.”
our Vosht is a revolution to demand sacrifices,” then she sat down on Eeyore
tail,but he woke up again and panicked
kicked back. - We’ll put up a monument to the hole... - Well, grandma,
ok! - Carlson squeezed the last drops of power from the engine,
soared up sharply, sucked in his stomach as hard as he could... and jumped out
from the harness that attached him to Eeyore! Making a classic
anti-aircraft maneuver, he began to overcome the barrier
the fire of the Corps, and Yaga... Yaga's stupa rushed to the ground with a howl -
Eeyore who fell into it got stuck between Yaga and the remote control... Yaga
lost her carefully cherished last tooth. Eeyore smashed
the field WS was shattered and received another moral injury.
Carlson left safe and sound, having, however, lost a prisoner and
his share of trophies and having received another penalty from Buratino -
a dozen bees in loin parts. This is how the first day ended
combat contact between the Winnie the Pooh and Pinocchio squads. But
the main events were just unfolding.
Chapter 7.
“Buratinchik,” Malvina stretched languidly. - How long until we
Are we going to vegetate in this disgusting village? While
this ugly onethe ugly bear captured the Ogre's castle and
settled there with every conceivable comfort? - Hm... -
Pinocchio tried to look away from the more than enough
the neckline of her blue peignoir. - But just the day before yesterday you
insisted that we get Pooh out of here. It hasn't passed yet
It’s been a day since we’ve been here, and you’re already dissatisfied... And the detachment is demanding
respite... - Buratiinchik, stupid, but this
the nasty bear with his swinish henchman in the castle is even better!
Well, Buratishka, don’t be stubborn, honey... Just imagine:
ancient castle, moonlight streaming through the lancet
windows, a huge hall with a giant fireplace, blazing furiously
oak trunks... and our equally fierce passion for
spacious bed under a canopy... - And Malvina took a Pose
Seduction Number Three. - And the squad will rest in the castle. Pinocchio
swallowed. - Y-you... th-you promise me that... what if...
castle... then we... then you and me... - Of course, laaapushka, I
I promise... Just imagine, the castle, the knight's armor... But
I didn’t hear Pinocchio anymore. He hastily assembled a military council. Advice
it was difficult. The bees did not want to leave the Old
Oak, but they were persuaded by promising to give it to the stream and
looting the apiary at the castle. Artemon, commander
platoon of Wild DogsDingo 0special purpose, lured from the Stage
roundup of castle Persian cats. Duremaru and his warriors
The swimmers were promised a beautiful marshy castle moat. B
In general, the green detachment named Green Pace understood the task
task before him and had every incentive for its success
execution.
Chapter 8.
Barmaley's parting kick moved the Rabbit to the middle
chambers where he landed with a crash. Powerful door
slammed shut, the bolt clanged, the key rattled, the lock rattled.
Barmaley's steps rang out and died away in the distance, accompanied by
non-censorship regarding poor lighting, low ceilings,
the dampness of the dungeon and the damned counter-revolutionaries. Groaning and
trying not to make any sudden movements, the Rabbit approached
the slimy wall and leaned against it with a sigh of relief. -
Sheets... Hamshkoe retreat... - 0n lowered his head and began to
Despondently study the powerful floor slabs. - Me, a momentary intellectual
in the tenth generation, they greedied in these terrible zhashtenki... - 0n in
once again it's hardsighed. - And I extinguished them
shgushshenkoy... And w bread, and beige bread... - Rabbit finally
became limp and howled loudly. - I treated them... I chewed them in goshti...
and I wish I hadn’t listened to my late mother’s advice, and I wish I could
I guess there’s someone at home... I wish sheyshas was in the sewing room
on a cozy, warm foot... I would eat mogukovka... sewing
little lips... little little lips... - 0n was not the first to launch a pair
freshness of fingers in the mouth, rummaged in it and pulled out a fragment
upper left incisor. - @#$%&*$#@ @#$@#!!! - surprisingly
Rabbit clearly commented on this spectacle. - Okay,
@#$%$@#@@#@#, we will help you even more! Snorting nervously, Winnie the Pooh
bent over a tattered map of Mohland. On the one hand,
The Ogre's castle occupied a strategic position near the Bolshoi
Crossroads and the owner of it could, according to his own understanding, tax
tax on passing trade caravans. On the other hand, on
Too many people have claimed the role of financial inspector. Agents from
adjacent villages reported the appearance in the west
advanced patrols Buratino. From the report of Znayka, head of the service
security and strategic intelligence, it followed that plans
the capture of the Castle is hatched by the Serpent Gorynych and Urfin Djus with his
Wooden Soldiers. Also very alarming was the report about
formation by Ivan the Foolnew division of self-propelled
stoves... In general, the situation was very threatening.
The only consoling fact was the defeat of the internal
counter-revolution represented by the Rabbit. The little bear sighed, remembering
those distant times when he and Piglet visited in a friendly manner
visiting the Rabbit for breakfast. He always had
honey and condensed milk in stock... - Ingratiated himself into trust,
bastard! - Winnie the Pooh made a decision. - That's it, nothing further
pull, we must put an end to this enemy of the revolutionary people!
In the evening we assemble a tribunal and in the morning it is public... mmm... here
Just what is better - to shoot or hang? - Vinny scratched
Mauser back of the head. - Perhaps hang it up, it’s more instructive
there will be. Piglet! Piglet flew out of the deep chair with a squeal,
where he rested peacefully, pulled out a trophy from his fat folds
Thompson and, without opening his tightly closed eyes, frantically
pressed the trigger. - Guard! - Piglet squealed, shaking from
recoil. - Anxiety!!! - 0n moved the firing sector. -
The commander and Piglet are killed!!! - Piglet cleverly replaced
empty store, ran into a chair, fell and became completely
randomly pour bursts of fire onto the ceiling. Luckily for Vinnie,
huddled under the table, one of the bursts broke the rope
chandeliers, which calmeda wild pig.
Chapter 9
The Ogre's castle is in darkness. The hubbub of the Green squad, violently
celebrating such a successful day gradually subsided, only the most
the tambourine heads still stood on their feet, and the more flimsy ones
a long time ago
poured out their souls to their neighbors and rested from military labors
throughout the Castle and courtyards. The most prudent stood in
patrol, since the sentries that night were allocated a barrel
aged Madeira from the cellars of the Cannibal on the nose with the condition
consume it the next morning and release from the guardhouse
services for a month. Buratino was completely drunk. Naturally, not from
wine, and from the anticipation of that... well... well, you yourself read that
it was exactly what Malvina promised him for the Ogre’s Castle. Nominated
the hour was approaching. Pinocchio was completely ready. Even combed and
pomaded. I trimmed my nails and washed my ears. 0n ordered
set the table in the Ogre's living room (since the Great Hall was
rendered completely unusable for such an important and very
intimate candlelit dinner). 0nI followed the choice myself and
cooking (local chefs brought from distant countries,
They were highly valued by all the owners of the Castle, and therefore could not
leave it - The chains in this establishment have always been excellent
quality). Malvina at this time was in charge of the flock
maids who decorated both the cozy love nest itself and its
inhabitant. Time passed. Or rather, it hobbled. Or rather, barely
dragged along, agonizing and threatening to stop any moment. Pinocchio in
which time I remembered with regret that his nails were cut -
At least there would be some kind of activity. But - sooner or later everything
passes, this last hour has passed. As a matter of fact, I
I’m not at all going to describe the first part of the dinner together
Malvinas and Pinocchio. There's nothing special about her. Any of you
I have observed many times, and I myself have probably experienced many
similar events. A private private dinner by candlelight... Yes
What's wrong with that? Perhaps the surroundings of the Castle... And so - absolutely
a common occurrence. but the second half is much more interesting
cultural program, terrible, dramatic events,
unfolded in the Ogre's bedroom. And here I must mention
the source of the ensuing drama, about a well-known figure
Switchman Guilty. It doesn’t matter that he was listed as a scout,
it doesn’t matter either (although it’s surprising),that he did not bear in
no punishment as a consequence. But he was the reason
the fact that Pinocchio left Malvina in extreme haste in the very
end of dinner. The point is that this same intelligence officer stood together
with a couple of the same idiots on distant watch from the side
Green Swamp. And these same watchmen seemed to have heard
sound characteristic of Ivan the Fool’s self-propelled stoves. More
Moreover, characteristic of a large number of self-propelled guns. And
Naturally, no one warned the watchman and
the visit to the commander was undesirable and he broke into the living room
just at the moment when our couple was ready to rise
from the table and move to a more suitable room.
Fate! Rock! Buratino was forced to retreat, vowing
promising that he would turn around in an hour, to which Malvina languidly
replied that she would lie down and wait for his return. And
she kept her word. I mean, she really lay down.
And she blew out the candle. And at this time... 0, at this time the Rabbit decided,
that the time has come to leave this damned basement. And the door
you ask? What about the bolt and lock? But the Rabbit had no intention
break the door. 0n just got out through the impressive
a hole in the basement ceiling, which was broken by such a successfully cut
Piglet chandelier. I would have retreated long ago, yesno way
there was an opportune moment, there was always someone hanging around
Hall, roasting meat right in the fireplace. oh it's finally arrived
blessed silence, and the Rabbit made up his mind. 0n looked out carefully
from the hole. Nobody! At one point the Rabbit jumped out and
rushed to the fireplace. - 0drive! Warm! What is this? Meat!!! - You
You will say that Rabbits do not eat meat. Naturally. In normal
conditions. And after a month of being kept on bread and water, even
A moth will be drawn to fresh food, not like a Rabbit... In short
speaking, the Rabbit dried himself, and warmed up, and thoroughly
refreshed himself and was ready to leave the Castle and go to his family
edges. Squinting half-blindly, he looked around at the illuminated only
reflections of the half-extinguished fireplace in the Great Hall and discovered
door. But logic failed him here. I was looking for a door to exit
and completely lost sight of the fact that they also enter through the doors. 0n and
entered. To the Ogre's bedroom. To the waiting Malvina. - It's you,
bunny? - Malvina said cooingly. - Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
“Say,” the Rabbit responded dumbfounded. - Well, bunny, where is it?
Have you been there that long? - Malvina became capricious. - I'm waiting, waiting, all
got lost, but you are still not there... - I... this... in general,
the basement has collapsed. It’s just a matter of staying up. - Damn... No
hurt yourself? Come here quickly, it’s kind of cold... Fogprobably
came down. Just take off your clothes right away, they're probably scary
wet and cold! 0stunned by such an unequivocal
order and, moreover, cannot refuse the lady Rabbit
immediately undressed and dived under the blanket, where he was met
Malvina. - 0th! How ticklish you are! My God, what is your
It turns out to be a nice fur! But you wouldn’t think so...
The rabbit was slightly surprised. - And you won’t think?... - Yes, you’re all
trembling, little bunny! It won't take long to get sick, come here, I'll help you
I’ll cure you... - and Malvina clung to the Rabbit... - Mmmm...
[cut out by Censorship] ... not like that, honey, better [cut out
Censored] ... come on I [cut out by Censorship] ... I'm here now
[cut out by censorship]!!! [cut out by Censorship]!?!?! [cut out
Censored]!!!!! [cut out by censorship]!!! ! !!!! ! ...[cut
Censored] ... ... and at that moment the light flashed. Two terrifying
facts were suddenly revealed to Malvina - the Rabbit in the torn
bed and Pinocchio at the bedroom door. 0 pillars attacked
all participants in this scene. The first, screaming desperately,
Malvina woke up. Buratino was the second to wake up, but he did not squeal.
The rabbit never woke up, as Pinocchio calmly raised
the Mauser lost by Winnie the Pooh and discharged it at the Rabbit. After
why he began to slowly change the clip, looking appraisingly atMalvina. - Zay... Buratishka!!! I... it was dark right there!!!
0n came in, and I thought that it was you who had finally returned from these
terrible swamps! I asked: "Bunny, is that you?" And he says - me!
I thought it was you... Buratinchik! Please! Put it down
gun, don't be nervous - it's a mistake! It's not my fault! You
I have already punished this impostor!!! Pinocchio approached the corpse
Rabbit, still holding the Mauser in his hand. - 0 mistake, then?
So you mistook this hairy scarecrow for me? And at the same time
Did you confuse your nose with your ears? - Honey! how did I know there was
Do you have hair on your chest or not?! I've never seen it! And the ears
I didn't check! - Naturally! You are completely different from him
I checked! You should have shown off less before! Then
I’ve known for a long time what I have and what I don’t! And then the Castle for her
come on, fireplace and a sea of romance... Fool... - Apparently,
Pinocchio has already overcome his anger and the immediate threat
life has passed. - Pinocchio, sweetheart, but this is
misunderstanding... Let's not make our lives worse because of
this nasty impostor? Hug me, pussy, and let's go
from here to some secluded corner... - Malvina bit
sponge, began to breathe rapidly and stretched seductively. Pinocchio
trembled. 0n dropped the Mauser on the Rabbit's blood spatteredcover, reached out to Malvina and... And at that moment, under
someone sneezed on the bed. Jumping out of bed, Pinocchio grabbed
Mauser and put a bullet into the edge of the bed. There was a wild squeal and
Piglet flew out from under her. Yes, yes, huddled in a secluded
Piglet, Piglet, who lost his pants, Piglet,
cherishing far-reaching plans, Piglet, no longer lives on this
light... The Mauser twitched several times, and two more corpses
huddled in agony in the Ogre's bedroom. Buratino tiredly sat down in
corner of the room, lit a cigarette and stared into space. Via
some time later another shot was heard from the bedroom... R.I.P.
Epilogue.
So, this story ends. And all that remains is
add a few words about the future fate of our heroes and
long-suffering Mokhlandia. Soldiers of Oorfene Jus on their march
to the Castle crossed paths with Zmey Gorynych, in the ensuing
Both sides were destroyed in the battle. Ivan Fool at
testing a new model of a self-propelled stove crushed
Epilogue.
So, this story ends. And all that remains is
add a few words about the future fate of our heroes and
long-suffering Mokhlandia. Soldiers of Oorfene Jus on their march
to the Castle crossed paths with Zmey Gorynych, in the ensuing
Both sides were destroyed in the battle. Ivan Fool at
testing a new model of a self-propelled stove crushed
Frog Princess, after which he washed it down with a bitter drink and wiped himself off with
the most seedy taverns. 0Pinocchio's squad scattered across
cities and villages like the valiant Winnie the Pooh Corps. Eeyore
absorbed in the idea of unity with Nature and does not leave the Great
Thistle Glade. Yaga got a job as a messenger for one
butcher shop. Carlson makes money on jam in the same way, but already
at the candy store... What about Winnie the Pooh, you ask? Winnie the Pooh...
Rumors about him are contradictory. Some people swear that
he turned to God and went into the desert to atone for his sins, where he
leads the life of a classic hermit, eating only roundworms
and honey from wild bees. Others no less ardently defend the version
his going underground and preparing a new revolution. There are also
witnesses to both versions. Who knows? Great Mokhland...
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