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 INSTRUCTIONS FOR USING INSTRUCTIONS        
                                                                
INTRODUCTION. The instruction is called rectangularly shaped and 
bleached pulp pulp with printed characters on it    
symbols, the totality of which describes the sequence   
operations for the implementation of erect walking intelligent primates        
products of Civilization.                                          
                                                                
LESSON FIRST0E.                                                 
1. Take the instructions in your hands by the large corners and the pointer -  
with the fingers of both (right and left) hands, and, trying       
reflexively release lubricating fluid into the joint capsules      
elbow joints of the forelimbs with their slow extension
bath, carefully lower the instructions directly in front of you until 
it will not touch the horizontal plane illuminated from the left   
Even daylight with an intensity of 30 lux.                 
Breathing is deep and even.                                       
2. If the text is turned upside down by 180 degrees (the so-called       
"upside down" position - see figure), which makes it somewhat difficult
perception, try, without changing the position in any way 
reading the text, move to the opposite side of the table. Sit   
directly and notslouch.                                          
3. Working with text.                                            
a) read the title;                                          
b) enough;                                                  
Walk around the room, shake yourself, don't worry. Breathing deeply 
okay, smooth.                                                   
c) read the 1st point of the instructions (and then others, for example,    
2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc., i.e. 5th, 6th, 7th and other points  
kty), writing out unfamiliar terms in a column in the notes,     
interesting stylistic turns with a hyphen, phonemes with a ladder,
morphemes - herringbone, Latin proverbs - in an oblique line, Sumerian -
Scots-Akkadian logograms - in a barn book.                    
4. Read the address of the manufacturer and remember the name of the tool
compiler.                                             
5. Take a pack of instructions in your fist and go to the factory -     
manufacturer.                                                   
b. Find an instructional compiler at the manufacturer.    
7. Catch up and knock down the last one.                              
8. Try to place the largest as compactly as possible
number of manufacturer's instructions in the mouth (and other 
also -- SR) cavities of the compiler-instructor on behalf of the purchaser 
consumer body,trying to somewhat disrupt his character      
breathing, deep, even.                                    
okay, smooth.                                                   
c) read the 1st point of the instructions (and then others, for example,    
2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc., i.e. 5th, 6th, 7th and other points  
kty), writing out unfamiliar terms in a column in the notes,     
interesting stylistic turns with a hyphen, phonemes with a ladder,
morphemes - herringbone, Latin proverbs - in an oblique line, Sumerian -
Scots-Akkadian logograms - in a barn book.                    
4. Read the address of the manufacturer and remember the name of the tool
compiler.                                             
5. Take a pack of instructions in your fist and go to the factory -     
manufacturer.                                                   
b. Find an instructional compiler at the manufacturer.    
7. Catch up and knock down the last one.                              
8. Try to place the largest as compactly as possible
number of manufacturer's instructions in the mouth (and other 
also -- SR) cavities of the compiler-instructor on behalf of the purchaser 
body-consumer, trying to somewhat violate his character      
breathing, deep, even.                                    
9. In court, stand up straight, with dignity, do not slouch.      
10. You will be acquitted.Andrey Knyshev. "Also a book"                                     

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