INSTRUCTIONS FOR USING INSTRUCTIONS
INTRODUCTION. The instruction is called rectangularly shaped and
bleached pulp pulp with printed characters on it
symbols, the totality of which describes the sequence
operations for the implementation of erect walking intelligent primates
products of Civilization.
LESSON FIRST0E.
1. Take the instructions in your hands by the large corners and the pointer -
with the fingers of both (right and left) hands, and, trying
reflexively release lubricating fluid into the joint capsules
elbow joints of the forelimbs with their slow extension
bath, carefully lower the instructions directly in front of you until
it will not touch the horizontal plane illuminated from the left
Even daylight with an intensity of 30 lux.
Breathing is deep and even.
2. If the text is turned upside down by 180 degrees (the so-called
"upside down" position - see figure), which makes it somewhat difficult
perception, try, without changing the position in any way
reading the text, move to the opposite side of the table. Sit
directly and notslouch.
3. Working with text.
a) read the title;
b) enough;
Walk around the room, shake yourself, don't worry. Breathing deeply
okay, smooth.
c) read the 1st point of the instructions (and then others, for example,
2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc., i.e. 5th, 6th, 7th and other points
kty), writing out unfamiliar terms in a column in the notes,
interesting stylistic turns with a hyphen, phonemes with a ladder,
morphemes - herringbone, Latin proverbs - in an oblique line, Sumerian -
Scots-Akkadian logograms - in a barn book.
4. Read the address of the manufacturer and remember the name of the tool
compiler.
5. Take a pack of instructions in your fist and go to the factory -
manufacturer.
b. Find an instructional compiler at the manufacturer.
7. Catch up and knock down the last one.
8. Try to place the largest as compactly as possible
number of manufacturer's instructions in the mouth (and other
also -- SR) cavities of the compiler-instructor on behalf of the purchaser
consumer body,trying to somewhat disrupt his character
breathing, deep, even.
okay, smooth.
c) read the 1st point of the instructions (and then others, for example,
2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc., i.e. 5th, 6th, 7th and other points
kty), writing out unfamiliar terms in a column in the notes,
interesting stylistic turns with a hyphen, phonemes with a ladder,
morphemes - herringbone, Latin proverbs - in an oblique line, Sumerian -
Scots-Akkadian logograms - in a barn book.
4. Read the address of the manufacturer and remember the name of the tool
compiler.
5. Take a pack of instructions in your fist and go to the factory -
manufacturer.
b. Find an instructional compiler at the manufacturer.
7. Catch up and knock down the last one.
8. Try to place the largest as compactly as possible
number of manufacturer's instructions in the mouth (and other
also -- SR) cavities of the compiler-instructor on behalf of the purchaser
body-consumer, trying to somewhat violate his character
breathing, deep, even.
9. In court, stand up straight, with dignity, do not slouch.
10. You will be acquitted.Andrey Knyshev. "Also a book"
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