ZX-Review - history of the Delirium Tremens group.

               
               
               
               
                                          
music:Midisoft/Energy Minds               
(C) JASON KRUEGER/Delirium Tremens        
---------------------------------FUNeral--
                                       
  умаю, наш сегодняшний гость не нужда-
ется  в особой  рекламе. 
Он  -  одна  из  извест- 
нейших   фигур     пост- 
имперской     демосцены, 
основатель    нескольких 
десятков        (если не 
сотен!)  проектов, та- 
лантливейший   художник, 
элитный сценер...Итак... 
Встречайте:              
                         
Violator/Pantalon/TIF -  
                         
               O.S.Р.A.                   
                                          
J.K. Хай! Рад встрече.                    
                                          
V. Привет...                              
                                          
J.K. Знаешь...                            
                                          
V. Подожди,подожди...  Ваш журнал издается
в России?                                          
J.K. Yes.                                  
                                          
V. And you are Muscovites?                          
                                          
J.K. Well... Yes!                            
                                          
V. Oooh! I would shoot gadiv.             
                                          
J.K. OK, of course. Just keep in mind that we have
it's being planted...                             
                                          
V. Damn, creeping kasaps... Okay, no
I will.                                     
                                          
J.K. Well, don't.  So what did I want there?
should I ask you?  Oh, I remembered!  I think our
readers will be interested to find out more
one of the leaders of the Ukrainian scene.Story-
please tell me about yourself.                     
                                          
V. Well, I study at Ukrainian National
Academy of Artsat the department of indelible
mybody art.I am also a member of such societies
vennyx organizations,as National RUH,
National BUH and National FUCK.And also
I ama soldier UNA - YHCO, URA - UDO and
AHA - WOW.                                
                                          
J.K. Yes, I see you are very energeticpersonal
ness!  I'll tell you a secret, my beloved
pop group - BHL. Translated as "Future
Wants to Love", but I prefer - "Beat Hoch-
fishing with a Shovel."                             
                                          
V. In thiscase, we, as patriots of our own
countries we will find a common language. Although, without counter-
speech, I think, will not do.             
                                          
J.K. O`Key. You listed public organizations
organizations you belong to.  Tell us about
them in more detail.                          
                                          
V. Well, the National RUH is quite well-known
Ten, you should know about him anyway.         
                                          
J.K. Yes.                                  
                                          
V. National ACCOUNTING is an organization that
fights for trulyUkrainian culture in
consumption of alcoholic beverages.That is, no
no cucumbers, no tomatoes - a lot of lard and
canister of acetone.  National FUCKhigh
stupid forUkrainian sex culture...    
J.K. Wait, wait...Can you be more specific?  
Is this some kind of rare perversion?           
                                          
V. No, this is when a simple Ukrainian guy
falls down a simple Ukrainian girl on
a simpleUkrainian hayloft.              
                                          
J.K. What about living in cities?        
                                          
V. What about the cities? Is it in Russia Senova-
Are thereonly in the village?               
                                          
J.K. Mainly...                   
                                          
V. How do you reproduce?!              
                                          
J.K.On the beds!                         
                                          
V. Yes, I guessed that you katsaps are perverted
puppies, but I didn’t think that that much!        
                                          
J.K. Okay, let's leave this sensitive topic...
You mentioned three more joins.
my UNA I know, but the other two -
tell us about them.                           
                                          
V. URA - PAROLE stands for parole
new release of all those convicted under
article "Depraved acts against
corpses." As for AHA - WOW... That's where I go
I joined not so long ago and I still don’t know for sure
What does this organization stand for? But we
they said that if we win - everyone will
give something for free.                  
                                          
J.K. And more specifically - what exactly?         
                                          
V. Oh, you know... I don’t remember - there’s the word ka-
something Russian... Fuck... Fuck...  No,
I don't remember.                                 
                                          
J.K. Well, I think I understand.  We have this too
give absolutely free - after eleven-
tsati eveningin the area of ​​VRZ.                 
                                          
V. Yes? You need to go and find out what it is
such.                                    
                                          
J.K. Go, go...  Take a look.  What about
your own projects?            
                                          
V. I founded my first project three years ago
back. If I'm not mistaken, he was called
C.O.P.L.Y. Translated: Death to Donkeys, Pros-
tutkas, Lamers and Yazhams.J.K. I wonder, what was it?        
                                          
V. Graphic editor. Yes, yes, don't be surprised -
Xia, exactlygraphic editor. It defines
showed the user status, and if the user was
donkey, simpleton, lamer or yazh, then on him
two hundred and twenty were served.               
                                          
J.K. Sorry for ignorance, but who the-
what "yazhi"?                                
                                          
V. Yazhi? Well, these... With arrows.     
                                          
J.K. Ah, I got it!  And what about this project now?
Tom?                                      
                                          
V. Now it is hosted by a Moldovan group
Boytex. Only they renamed it to
FuckWork and slightly changed the purpose.
Now it does not determine the user status
la deprives himof his innocence.                 
                                          
J.K. HOW?!!                               
                                          
V.  By the way, the first act of deflation
walkie talkie was carried out on FunTop'e.           
                                          
J.K. Strange. I haven't heard.                 
                                          
V. What do you thinkKANOwas waving his hands?   
                                          
J.K. O`key,what other projects were there?      
                                          
V. My next project was demonstration
tionprogram Menstruations In Circus.
                                          
J.K. Unlimited demo!I saw...      
                                          
V. Yes, we tried our best. For some
emulatorseven her pussies got hard.
They still hang like that.  But this demo was
just a prelude to our biggest
project -BASIC.                          
                                          
J.K. Strange name.                   
                                          
V. This is an abbreviation: Blast All Suxmakers
If you Can -  "Attack all saxogenerators
ditch that you can."                     
                                          
J.K. And what was the project? In sprite-
clipping?                                
                                          
V. No, smallbasement, equipped
nom with the latest technology. Part ag-
we got regattas from ChK, part from
Gestapo... I even wrote the project charter,
"Witches Hammer" was taken as a basis!  ("Hammer
witches", or "Witch's hammer" - medieval
your manuscript, a kind of "Reference book for young
Inquisitor" - ed.)                      
                                          
J.K. Good stuff. And what is the situation now?
tion inBASIC?                            
                                          
V. Unfortunately, the association has collapsed.     
                                          
J.K. What is the reason? Such a cool pro-
ect, charter...                              
                                          
V. Lamers found out what awaited them and
Everyone was definitely over-hanged.                 
                                          
J.K. It's a shame.What are you doing now?
                                          
V. We decided to release Cnektpymobcko-Amizh-
new non-print edition.                   
                                          
J.K. Unprintable?..                        
                                          
V. Yes. In addition to the words "PC", "Bill Gates", "Vin-
dovoz"and several prepositions, all words in
our publication - non-print.               
                                          
J.K. Yeah. You know, looking through credits in
one of your programs, I noticed that in
group PANTALON there is a girl. The phenomenon is not
usual forSpectrum scene. Procom-
ment.                                 
                                          
V. Yes, the girl's name is Gekata.And, honestly,
Rya, she lives up to her name. (Heka-
ta - goddess of darkness in Greek mythology -
ed.)                                     
                                          
J.K. Is it just as scary?               
                                          
V. No-no, she just loves to dismember life
output lamps.                              
                                          
J.K. And why did you dislike lamers so much?  
                                          
V. They are stealing my procedures.              
                                          
J.K. Yes? These are thebastards! If it’s not a secret, which ones?
                                          
V. XOR A.This subroutine is in everything la-
commercial software, written in ASMA. This is mine
subroutine!J.K. You know, many coders zero this way
way  battery. For example, I’m in
ORGASM`e...                               
                                          
V. No, coders use a different XOR A.
And in ORGASM'e yours is also completely his own,
originalXOR A.                       
                                          
J.K. How do you detect the difference?  to me
so one or the other...               
                                          
J.K. You know, many coders zero this way
way  battery. For example, I’m in
ORGASM`e...                               
                                          
V. No, coders use a different XOR A.And in ORGASM'e yours is also completely his own,
originalXOR A.                       
                                          
J.K. How do you detect the difference?  to me
so one or the other...               
                                          
V. Why, my XOR A  from some other
XOR AI can’t tell the difference!                          
                                          
J.K. I see.  Okay, thanks for the interview,
I think our time is up.                
                                          
V. Okay, I guess I should go too.    
                                          
J.K. Wait, I have a shovel here somewhere 
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