music: Midisoft/Energy Minds
(C) Jason KRUEGER/Delirium Tremens
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КРИЧАЛКИ.
екомендуется выкрикивать нетрезвым
войсом на разных demo-compo, подкрепляя
слова действиями.Например::
а.Бросанием бутылок в особо свирепствующиx
ламеров.
б.Битьем морды некоего KANOc. Shouting "Ole-Ole!"
d. Drinking alcoholic beverages, smoking none
cotin-, cannabinol- and opium-containing ras-
shadows.
d.Breaking monitors with lame demo stuff`
ohm
1.Ze Pagan screwed us over again -
Released my own DEJA VU again!
2. The sky rained bloody rain -
In Samara someone was stillborn.
3.Savichev became a neo-skinhead -
Gopovskix pinkov immediately tasted it.
4.ASM's members lined up in a row -
God, send a rocket!
5."Hobbies" - verydangerousmagazine -
Everyone who read died of boredom.
6.OurSWdZ - holy person -
Incognito goes by the name "Bob".
7. On "RAVEN Two" everyone has already scored -
Copper Feet committed hara-kiri out of shame!
8.FUNeral someone decided to cheat -
Now it will take a long time to walk around.
9.The cruel maniac of the lamers “tears” -
Vel`ik in fright he crawled under the chest of drawers.
10.The cop army is trembling with fear -
Delirium Tremens is going to drink!
11.The lamer pinches deep into the dark hole -
FATALITY Take your axes!
12.Billy runs to burn off his fat,
And behind him comes PLAYGEAR with cutlasses!
HOW TO PICK A GIRL WITH THE HELP
COMPUTER.
Pick up a girl... For a person
complex and insecurelike himself
a task often turns into an incomprehensible
I will solveproblem.
So, if Your girl climbed onto the
roar (rock, wardrobe), and for some reason
ranks are unable to go back down, then
Our good old will help you remove it
friend - ZX Spectrum.
1.If your computer was created on a secret
plant for the production of nuclear submarines
boats back in the daysof the Caribbean crisisand
has a body made of alloy steel thick-
noover 5 mm, then the sequence
action is as follows:
a. Take the computer in your right hand (if
You can't lift the computer alone, because
ask friends).
b. Swing (I hope you have long
hands...)
c.Throw the computer at the girl.
If you miss and the object is removed
don't cry, repeat everythingagain.If
the information was accurate and the girl left her
place, check her vital activity
activity. In the case of zero activity, i.e.
untimely death, you will obviously have to
look for a new girl (although if you are not
the smell of decomposition confuses me... ) If
the object of your passion survived and got away
minor injuries, try to get away with it
classic phrases like: "I didn't want to",
"It was for your own good," "You'll come back
from intensive care - let's get married"etc.
2.In the same case, if Your computer
is not suitable for throwing for any reason,
measure the length of its wires. The following re-
We give recommendations for owners of technical
cases, the length of the cords is more than3 meters.
a. Tie a loop at the end (available in
I mean the end of the cord, not the TOT end...)
b. Throw the cord at the girl so that
the noose has captured any limb of the de-
Vushki.
c. Pull!
In the event that the loop is put on the
lo the subject of the filming, try immediately
untie her. (Those comrades who are excited
gives the aroma of rotting meat, on the contrary, it should
tighten the lasso as much as possible).
In the event that the loop is put on the
lo the subject of the filming, try immediately
untie her. (Those comrades who are excited
gives the aroma of rotting meat, on the contrary, it should
tighten the lasso as much as possible).
3.If your girl climbed a tree
into a height of over 50 meters, and in no way
wants from himget off (what are you doing with her?
lali?), we can recommend the following
The following algorithm:
a.Remove the card from the computer.
b.Cut the teeth on the board.
c.Sharpen the board.
d. Saw the tree until it collapses.
d.Look for the girl’s corpse.
войсом на разных demo-compo, подкрепляя слова действиями.Например:: а.Бросанием бутылок в особо свирепствующиx ламеров. б.Битьем морды некоего KANOc. Shouting "Ole-Ole!" d. Drinking alcoholic beverages, smoking none cotin-, cannabinol- and opium-containing ras- shadows. d.Breaking monitors with lame demo stuff` ohm 1.Ze Pagan screwed us over again - Released my own DEJA VU again! 2. The sky rained bloody rain - In Samara someone was stillborn. 3.Savichev became a neo-skinhead - Gopovskix pinkov immediately tasted it. 4.ASM's members lined up in a row - God, send a rocket! 5."Hobbies" - verydangerousmagazine - Everyone who read died of boredom. 6.OurSWdZ - holy person - Incognito goes by the name "Bob". 7. On "RAVEN Two" everyone has already scored - Copper Feet committed hara-kiri out of shame! 8.FUNeral someone decided to cheat - Now it will take a long time to walk around. 9.The cruel maniac of the lamers “tears” - Vel`ik in fright he crawled under the chest of drawers. 10.The cop army is trembling with fear - Delirium Tremens is going to drink! 11.The lamer pinches deep into the dark hole - FATALITY Take your axes! 12.Billy runs to burn off his fat, And behind him comes PLAYGEAR with cutlasses! HOW TO PICK A GIRL WITH THE HELP COMPUTER. Pick up a girl... For a person complex and insecurelike himself a task often turns into an incomprehensible I will solveproblem. So, if Your girl climbed onto the roar (rock, wardrobe), and for some reason ranks are unable to go back down, then Our good old will help you remove it friend - ZX Spectrum. 1.If your computer was created on a secret plant for the production of nuclear submarines boats back in the daysof the Caribbean crisisand has a body made of alloy steel thick- noover 5 mm, then the sequence action is as follows: a. Take the computer in your right hand (if You can't lift the computer alone, because ask friends). b. Swing (I hope you have long hands...) c.Throw the computer at the girl. If you miss and the object is removed don't cry, repeat everythingagain.If the information was accurate and the girl left her place, check her vital activity activity. In the case of zero activity, i.e. untimely death, you will obviously have to look for a new girl (although if you are not the smell of decomposition confuses me... ) If the object of your passion survived and got away minor injuries, try to get away with it classic phrases like: "I didn't want to", "It was for your own good," "You'll come back from intensive care - let's get married"etc. 2.In the same case, if Your computer is not suitable for throwing for any reason, measure the length of its wires. The following re- We give recommendations for owners of technical cases, the length of the cords is more than3 meters. a. Tie a loop at the end (available in I mean the end of the cord, not the TOT end...) b. Throw the cord at the girl so that the noose has captured any limb of the de- Vushki. c. Pull! In the event that the loop is put on the lo the subject of the filming, try immediately untie her. (Those comrades who are excited gives the aroma of rotting meat, on the contrary, it should tighten the lasso as much as possible). In the event that the loop is put on the lo the subject of the filming, try immediately untie her. (Those comrades who are excited gives the aroma of rotting meat, on the contrary, it should tighten the lasso as much as possible). 3.If your girl climbed a tree into a height of over 50 meters, and in no way wants from himget off (what are you doing with her? lali?), we can recommend the following The following algorithm: a.Remove the card from the computer. b.Cut the teeth on the board. c.Sharpen the board. d. Saw the tree until it collapses. d.Look for the girl’s corpse.
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