From idiots - in the next issue you will definitely meet...

                                          
                        "Shit comes brown"
                      Krabathor "Orthodox"
                                          
   I hail all  who  read  this distorted  
          atheistic blasphemy!            
                                          
music:Midisoft/Energy Minds               
(C) Jason Krueger/Delirium Tremens        
---------------------------------FUNearl--
                                       
  ороче, привет.  Ну  што, блин, я могу
сказать  по  поводу данного намбера нашего
развеселого  погребального  издания? А вот
ничего  хорошего!  Маловато здесь статеек.
На   прошлых  похоронах  было  значительно
больше.  O  причинах  долго распинаться не
буду: три раза летел диск со всеми текста-
ми;  слишком  много внимания уделялось де-
вушкамand vodka; global existential
a crisis in the head of the chief undertaker
(a.k.a. me). This turned out to be sufficient
but...                                       
   Now about the sad stuff. In the next (second)
rum) obituary release senior verbal
demiurge of the group  Delirium Tremens  (that's me
again about himself) will show you his new art
feminine-poetic appearance and will give
magazine a certain degree of conceptual
ness. In general, Funeral will become more similar
to the obituary as such and ideologically
will be close to publications likeHeresy and
Psychoz,surpassing, however, both in exp.
responsivity and refinement of style (this is not
empty boasting - I know my capabilities -
news!)                                   
   To be specific, I can promise that in
In the next issue you will definitely find:
"Insights" and "One Summer in Hell" by Arthur
Rimbaud;essay "The Myth of Sisyphus"Albert Camus
and perhaps a few classic stories
postmodernism Xopxe-Luis Borges (on
at the moment he is my favorite in literature -
re).  Well,naturally, your creativity
humble servant.                          
   Now about the questionnaires. Total of them on mine
address 18 pieces arrived. Winners of social.
competitions became:                       
                                          
 Nikonenko M. I. (NMI) Moscow;       
                                          
 Starkov V. (Id Black) Chita;         
                                          
 Ruchev S. (Zealot) Volgograd.       
                                          
                                          
   All the above-mentioned subjects received
due. Full data will be published
forged in Funeral #2.                      
                                          
   For this, allow me to bow. C deep
with the greatest respect,                         
                                          
            Jason "The Necrophile" Krueger
                 a.k.a. "Ars Misanthropica"
                                          
                                          
 R. S. Contact addresses are the same:         
                                          
              Fidonet:                    
                                          
2:5002/11.4  Vitaly Mayatskih (Predator)  
2:5002/11.2  Oleg Ivanov (Saruman)        
2:5002/47.16 Andy Panin (DemoDED)         
                                          
             Floppynet:                   
                                          
656060 г. Барнаул, а/я 2354               
  Шелепов Максим (Tiden)                  
  тел. (3852) 51-85-01                    
                                          
656099 г. Барнаул, Ленина 51-а, кв. 23    
  Шакиров Михаил (Jason Krueger)          
  тел. (3852) 26-05-46 СМ