Work - what is going on in the city of Kharkov, namely about its partial life, some jokes.

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but find out what's going on in the city of Kharko-
ve, namely about his partial life of some
other jokes.

 And so...

 “But we still go to work”

 Such an irresistible desire arose
tell me about how I commute to work...
And this is every day! Take the trolleybus
- it’s still not difficult. Well, really, just what-
cutting through the front door - you feel
like an incorrigible sinner before the gate-
mi ada. Let's go. I feel good sleep-
shayasya - I had to sleep since 20.30 - elek
the Trinity was turned off. And suddenly the lights
street ... They're burning, guys, they're burning brightly
corner of 50 Let Komsomol Avenue and Gvardey Street
Tsev Shironintsev! And in the entrances already in
19:00 Even if you poke your eyes out - the lights are off,
and all night - not a glimmer! And here at 9:00
- and they burn!    And our city is huge!
How much electricity does this dissolve?
in the daylight. Yes, so we eat
further. Crossroads. To the metro station "Ba-
Rabashov" - two stops. And we started -
and not moving. Traffic jam. Walk, it’s dirty
not a hindrance. But I’m a hindrance - I’m wearing suede
shoes.Sitting.Waiting.Stubbornly. Reward -
reached Akademika Pavlova Street. Oh! Mi
traffic policeman standing, rare
a guest at this crossroads. And the crossroads
very lively, you understand: nearby -
this same shopping complex "Barabasho-
va". The cars here are like oninternational air
Tosalone! And the traffic controller is so lazy
juggles with a baton. “It stands for half an hour,” he dares
a trolleybus driver, -when working part-time
I have to steal." I don’t know if this is true or not,
but there are constant traffic jams - no police
ra, no traffic lights at this intersection -
we know this very well.
 This is how we go to work. Late.
And when we return, it’s almost dark. And the light
they're turning it off again today!

        City newspaper N39(78) 25.9.97

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