From the Notes of Don Juan
(and gentleman's notes)
* It was always difficult for me to bring home
woman: first because of the parents, and then
because of my wife.
* A man needs a woman to be happy, and
for complete happiness - a plump woman.
* If you want to marry a smart, beautiful
gray and rich, you will have to get married
three times.
* Don Juan's toast: "God willing - not the last-
Nya!
* A gentleman will always ask the owner
permission to smoke, even if in the house
fire.
* A gentleman takes a lady's coat off
two cases: when he likes a lady
and when he doesn't like the coat.
* Should a gentleman give his wife
tights, if she found them in his
pocket?
* Should a gentleman raise his glass?
for a lady, if the lady cannot lift her bo-
feces itself?
* Should a gentleman yield to a lady?
place if it is already occupied?
* Should a gentleman wear a lady's
hands if he sits on his parents'
neck?
* A gentleman never refuses anything to anyone -
It hurts if no one asks him for anything.
√ KVN Archive.
* Yesterday in Moscow with official friendly
the Mongolian delegation arrived on a visit
tion. The delegation was greeted traditionally
but with stones and boiling resin.
* A team of Odessa movers in record
in a short time unloaded the American
Kansky cargo ship. Despite all the pro-
American tests.
* - Oh, girls, they said on the radio today,
what if Zhirinovsky comes toauthorities, then
he will rape everyone.
- Nonsense, these are just election campaigns -
longing.
* Sports news. The championship has ended
World Formula 1. In last place
our formula: "Soviet power plus
electrification of the entire country."
* - I think that our people will never
will die of hunger.
- Why is this?
- Because our governments have always-
Yes, he’ll put some kind of pig on him.
* Russian athlete of the Land Charter
set a new world record in the swim
backstroke, swimming a hundred meters on the back of an American
Kanza.
* Yesterday trainer Ivanov boldly entered
in a cage with a tiger."My legs are hurting here-
there won’t be any more,” he said, hobbling on one
Noah.
* Hospital N5 hosted a drop-off tour
fool. The fool was thrown above everyone else
red shirt.
* Our girls will brighten up your leisure time.Agency
in "Malyar".
√ Reservations and ochromisms.
* Sluggish account;
* Relay Allochka;
* Russian stupidity;
* Anal pawn;
* Shooting star screen;
* Walk-through rest room;
* Panel brothel;
* Golden dog wedding;
* Moral fainting;
* Great domestic industry.
√ Anecdotes.
* The police commissioner asks the newcomer:
- Do you know what a “lie detector” is?
- Certainly! I even recently married one...
nom of them...
* A shaking man enters the doctor's office.
patient and immediately aggressively declares:
- Don’t say that I drink a lot!
- Well, what are you, - you’re just not enoughsnacks-
you know.
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