...And the machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear
war. There was a war going on
for the destruction of humanity. But
few survivors
united by young amateur John
Connor. He led them to battle
with rebel robots. And
an angry computer created
a powerful fighting machine - the Terminator. And
sent him to
past with very secret and very
responsible task...
- John, come and look!
John Connor approached the survivor
telegraph pole and
I saw a new poster on it:
You give for each Sarah Connor
personal terminator!
- Strange, what could this mean?
- he thought.
- This means that they are still
launched this ruin into
past to kill your mother - to
John was hobbled by an old man
droid nicknamed Stirlitz.
- Poor mommy... - he was happy
John, who am I?
now I will send postcards to
Christmas?..
- You don't understand. If he kills her in
past, then you too
“It won’t happen either,” Stirlitz cracked.
- Why were you silent! Hey there!
Yes, yes, you, in rubber
boots! Will you go to 1985 to defend
my mom from
Terminator! She is in danger - her
can kill! Understood?
That's it! Start the time machine!..
...Sarah Connor walked down the street and thought
oh big and clean
love.
- Sarah Connor? - approached her
stranger and poked her
finger.
- Yes. Who are you?
-Doesn't matter. Listen carefully. We are with
you should
wander around the country for a few hours,
fleeing from
terminator, and have sex to
conceive a deliverer
humanity. The order I named
not required. Right
the choice is yours.
- But I don’t know you at all...
- But this is not provided
script. And think
faster, in a few minutes the director
lets the terminator in.
- How will you prove that you are not lying?
- Oh, women! Well look at this
this photo.
Do you recognize?
- No.
- This is you in the future.
- Where did I get this bruise from?
- Doesn't matter. So what have you decided?
“First - sex,” Sarah looked
for a large figure and
licked my lips...
...A bolt of lightning was heard in the sky and
fell to the ground
terminator.
“Yes, we are rusting,” he muttered.
trying to get up from
land. Finally he succeeded. He
hobbled down the street
scaring passersby.
- Those bastards! Could skin
make it more natural! -
the terminator was indignant when he saw himself in
mirror Green color
face was slightly compensated by the presence
third eye.
- Yes, I can easily mix with
a crowd of Martians, -
muttered the Terminator. Having decided a little
get dressed, he came in
to the bar.
Impact indicators in the head
terminator mixed up.
Through the sound of flying gears he
I heard a weak voice:
- Hit him, guys!
Terminator showedfinger on
the nearest man and
inquired:
- Sarah Connor?
- No.
- Then take off your clothes.
- Don’t you want anything else?..
...The Terminator was a pleasure to watch
to the fleeing crowd
and tried on slightly burnt clothes
victims. Throwing in
running away several grenades he
finally calmed down and
I even started humming to myself
something like
"Astalavista Baby".
After getting dressed, the terminator approached
phone and took
reference book.
“We’ll see,” he said and opened
the right page...
... - Dear, where should we go?
run? - Sarah already
combed her hair and was ready to go out
street.
- It is known where - outside the city, in
concrete pipe. What are you,
haven't you read the script? There we must
wait until morning.
- But it’s damp and cold there!
- And there are rats. But that's not the most
the main thing is the stranger
tried to shout over the hysterical
Sarah's cry, - The main thing is -
that the terminator won’t find us there...
...The Terminator took it out of his pocket
Mauser and called
door. She opened slightly and because of her
looked out scared
man.
“I came to kill Sarah Connor,”
said the terminator.
- Finally! I've always been waiting for this
happy moment! Well
well, let's go, I'll take you to
“Her,” the man rejoiced.
The Terminator entered the bedroom and closed
behind you is the door. B
there were several sounds in the roomshots. The man is looking forward
ran to the door and opened it. Because of
the windows could be heard
multiply amplified screams
"HELP!!!" His wife was standing at
bed and held a Mauser...
After shouting for three hours, the terminator realized
that it's useless
and decided to jump off. Having fallen to the ground, he
stood up, dusted himself off and
I decided to think a little:
- This is probably not the same Sarah Connor.
We need to find another one! -
and he went to the telephone again
booth...
...The stranger was sitting behind the wheel and
reasoned:
- It’s so interesting about the past! look
around and you see alone
familiar faces. You see the man - in
in the future you are no longer his
you'll see. And there, in the booth, is the Terminator.
Probably looking for yours
address...
...It seemed to the Terminator that he was passing by
him in red
The Mercedes was driven by Sarah Connor. He
took out a photo
looked into it and tried to find it
ten differences. Not
Finding none, he cried out:
- Sarah Connor! - and ran after
by car. Red dot
was visible somewhere in the distance, until quite
didn't disappear, leaving
terminator alone with his
screams...
...- There must be a concrete one here somewhere
trumpet, muttered
silently a stranger crawling on the ground
and looking through a magnifying glass
young grass.
- Maybe it's her? - said Sarah and
pointed a finger at
a huge concrete pipe.
- That's right, she is. Let's get inside! -
screamed with delight
stranger.It was damp and cold inside. Except
in addition, every
half a minute they launched a huge
rat.
- Well, dear. It's coming soon
night and I think that
we must move on to the second point
script, said
the stranger and began to undress.
- What, again?
-Can you suggest anything else?
“No,” Sarah agreed. And the night
started over again
by force...
...The Terminator had nightmares. Crowds
Sar Connor
surrounded him and, pointing with Mausers,
shouted:
-Are you a terminator?!?
- No, no, I'm kind! - he shouted.
“We believe you,” answered Sarah, “
but where is this one then?
Terminator freak? We must kill
him...
- No! - the terminator shouted and
woke up. On the bed
traces of night fuss were visible. Cyborg
yawned and closed
eyes. A heavy veil enveloped him
central processor and
Sarah re-emerged from oblivion...
...The stranger and Sarah woke up
some noise. They got out
from the chimney and saw builders.
- Who are you? What were you doing there?
- they shouted.
- You see, we have a terminator... -
began the stranger.
- Everyone has terminators. Let us blow the pipe
I need to go to bed,” they yelled
builders.
- Sorry, guys. Last time.
I promise... -
The stranger was again not allowed to finish:
- None for the last time! Nika...
- Sarah Connor? - a loud sound was heard
squeaky voice and
gnarled green finger staringin
direction of Sarah.
“Yes,” she answered.
“I came to kill you,” he shouted.
terminator and crashed onto
the ground, screaming under ringing kicks
builders.
- What are you, a guy made of iron, or what? -
howled one of
them, giving him special enthusiasm
kick in the kidneys.
“Sarah, run after me,” he shouted.
stranger and they
ran to the forest...
...Behind the forest stood an abandoned
metallurgical plant.
The Terminator sucked in a breath and
closed his eyes in emotion.
“The smell of the homeland,” he whispered about
yourself.
There was a huge monument at the entrance
Lenin.
- Hello, colleague! - shouted
terminator and waved
hand as a sign of greeting. But the monument
replied to the pallbearers
silence.
- We're trapped! - Sarah shouted,
seeing the terminator,
entering the building.
“My time is up,” he shouted.
stranger and pressed
red return button on the bracelet.
In a few seconds
only ball lightning
testified to his departure.
- What should I do? - Sarah panicked
and rushed to
press all the buttons on the remote control...
...The Terminator entered the building. And then
the robots came to life.
- What's happened? - didn’t understand
terminator dodging
robot carrier and stepping on
hydraulic press And
here the press closed...
...They celebrated in the refugee settlement
victory.
- Well, you, who wear rubber ones, are cool!- John yelled,
drinking whiskey. Two soldiers were fighting
DOOM on SKY NET.
Peace and tranquility came to the frenzied
planet. Cars
lost in a brutal war. Above the field
the battle arose with-
Pan's sun. And in the distant past
from under the press huge
the red eye looked with interest at
peace...
(C) 1997 KT-SOFT/ETC GROUP
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