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- I share your feelings...
- Oh!..
- ... To primitive and very
primitive.
(c) Anton Blagoveshchensky
There are so many new reviewers now
divorced... "And you can't count it!" (c) donna
Rosa d'Alvadoran. And I noticed that new
reviewers are not always anything
review. Nowadays it is fashionable not only for
look at sites, but also stuff them
readers with all sorts of, so to speak, news.
Moreover, the news usually appears in
one place, and then the observers
rewrite it from each other,
authenticity gradually disappearing into
minus numbers, but coloring
absolutely unfortunate news
fantastic details. As in
joke:
-Have you heard that Vasya Pupkin
Mercedes won at poker?
- Heard. Not a Mercedes, but a 10
rubles, and not in poker, but in flip-flop
fool, and did not win, but lost. And not
Vasya Pupkin, and Petya Mokin. And for the rest -
everything is correct.
What am I talking about? And besides, me too
I want to tell you the news. Not the ones, oh
which everyone writes. I will tell
the news you're talking aboutnot anywhere yet
read. I will become, so to speak, yours
stupid newsmaker.
Latest news
(first issue)
A little trouble happened to
parrot Shurik, who lives with an alcoholic
Petrovich. And it was like this. Petrovich, how
usually, I took my Saturday half a jar,
then another half a can, then a quarter,
which I varnished with beer for dessert.
After this the soul of the hereditary
the alcoholic demanded songs and dances,
which Petrovich began to reproduce in
right in front of the cage with the stunned
Shurik. The parrot watched for a long time and nervously
Petrovich wandering around the room, like
suddenly turned too sharply and broke
your neck. The world community was
I am sincerely outraged by this incident,
moreover, Petrovich has long been seen in
disrespect for someone who is still alive
nature: just a month ago
nature lovers were shocked by the fact
that an alcoholic suddenly drowned four
fish in the aquarium.
The neighbor's cat Timofey has disgraced himself.
He was lying on the windowsill in a state
complete relaxation, suddenly decided
stretch, put out his paws in bliss, rested
them into the glass and fell from the windowsill onto
floor And since I was in a state of terrible
exhaustion and perimorditis afternight
party, flew down like a sack of
plasticine and fell not on four paws, like
generally supposed to respect oneself
cats, and on the back and left ear. However,
neighbor cats, commenting on this fact,
noted that this incident will not affect
their relationship with Timothy. - The main thing is -
Lizka the cat said to our correspondent,
- so that he doesn’t have a night vision device for himself
out of the way
Our correspondent from the city
Mediterranean told about the wonderful
pioneer - Vasily Pupkin, who in
once again demonstrated careful
attitude towards the environment. But it was
yes. Once Vasily was walking to school
acquire, among other things, knowledge of how
suddenly I saw him lying on the road
pigeon Why did the proud bird lie all
motionless - Vasily did not know. Either
the pigeon was drunk - like a pig, or just
lay down to rest, tired of the righteous
uploading literary monuments
writers of all times and nationalities. But
Vasily could not help but help the messenger of peace,
so he nobly finished the pigeon carcass to
the nearest trash heap.
Residents of the resort city of Sochi
are concerned about the deterioration of the environmental
conditions on the coast. Last summer
owners of small taverns on the embankment
got into the habit of playing music loudly,
close to the levellow flying decibel
bomber. In winter, residents managed
rest a little, but in the spring it happened
blatant case: the only one in the city
the nightingale has risen from hibernation,
climbed a tree and suddenly hoarsely
shouted: “The wind blew from the sea, the wind from the sea,
blew, dispersed the trouble, dispersed the trouble...".
Our journalist managed to meet
with the head of Microsoft - Billy
Gates.
- How do you feel about the fact of the beginning
United States bombing of Yugoslavia
States? - asked the correspondent.
- Strongly negative. By the way, I
always said that the Pentagon was in vain
refuses to install Windows95 on
their bombers,” Billy complained. -
If planes were equipped with my
operating system, they froze
somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic
ocean and Yugoslavia would remain untouched.
As we were told from the city
Steklotarsk, Steklotarsk residents are preparing with
to celebrate 300 years since its founding
the famous Chernobyl nuclear power plant... sorry...
Pushkin AS. On the main square of the city
it is planned to erect a monument,
ordered from the main city sculptor
Gogi Tsinandali: the bronze horseman kidnaps
captain's daughter pursued by a dog
Mumu.
According to reliable information
sources, famousMoscow hacker
Vasily Pupkin is preparing to open the server
Pentagon. He already got hold of a similar case
and now trains in speed
unscrewing the cover fasteners.
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