From the author #2 - My day of judgment has come, and I am writing this part of the article, and besides me, no one is to blame for this...

Di Halt #01
                                          
                                          
                                          
               FROM THE AUTHOR #2               
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                   -Are you listening to your elders?    
                   -No.                  
                   -Say - I’m a sinner!      
                                          
                   M. Gorky, "In People"   
                                          
                                          
    My judgment day has come and I am writing this 
part of the article, and besides me, no one is in this 
not my fault - the idea was to make two intros 
was mine.                                
    I would like to tell you about how everything 
began, continues and will end, 
summarize, draw conclusions and go 
sleep.                                    
    And it all started like this. I met 
with the Chemist and when we met he showed him 
micro demo of my parody project 
St. Petersburg electronic magazine. It's been two 
days, and the Chemist came to me in a fair 
drunk and with his hands and tongue he offered me 
make something electronic, for fun. 
Gradually the idea transformed into 
what are you doing nowsee. We've moved away from the idea 
parody, but the similarity of the shell can 
explain that the original, in my opinion 
look is the most successful, and to me 
I wanted to do something cool. Here I am 
I will not describe the searches and errors, 
they are probably typical. But I want to talk about 
assembler in which it was prepared 
this product. It's XAS, but when 
the work was already nearing completion, 
It turned out that he occasionally ruins disks, 
and it defies analysis.  I can only 
assume that damage occurs when 
large number of swap files 
(in my case - 11). I'm looking forward to it 
new versions of this cool assembler, 
who may not be suffering from illness 
strangling discs.                     
    It is for this reason that this issue 
the magazine will not fit the brilliant packer 
files, all the texts of which were screwed up 
when writing object code to disk from 
assembler, but the texts themselves have not been preserved. 
Only the algorithm has survived, and you can talk about it 
read in one of our articles 
magazine.                                  
    About plans.  As Vovan said, they 
have always been Napoleonic. We are planning 
release the second issue for the new year 
magazine, and therefore we invite everyone to 
cooperation. We need people (it is possible without 
certificates).   Catastrophically lacking 
timefor programming, 
text editing, writing 
Mouzons, drawing pictures and running to 
beer stall behind "Cobpemehhukom".        
    I hope the second number will be more 
serious and I won't have to tremble 
watch the users with stone faces 
read texts that I spent a lot of time working on 
laughed, and with twirling fingers 
at the temples and with a blank expression 
toes.                         
    The chemist asked me to write about us 
came up with a name for the magazine. 
Initially I suggested calling it 
  ZX-CHR 208, but the Chemist did not agree with 
me, citing the fact that they are retarded 
Users won't understand humor.  Were offered 
versions like red phone and money 
socks, but they were rejected for 
vacuity.   There were also those 
which I won’t dare repeat here.    
    Now we have another problem - we don't 
We know what to call our duet. Therefore, if 
who has an English-Russian dictionary in 
ten volumes, please let me use it 
his Khimik, let him look for our call sign.    
    About myself.  As a matter of fact, all 
our magazine is a story about ourselves and 
self-promotion and invitation to 
cooperation.  Well, I, Mr. Gluck, 
Now I'm studying at Ivanovo Energy 
fourth collegecourse, and if anyone 
familiar with this orphan chicken coop, maybe 
find me there.                           
    About the Chemist.   He is a face without 
certain occupations (distilling is not 
account), a trader who knows what, and 
who the hell knows what exists. Blue 
dream - a computer of one brand, and if you 
give him such a car, then at least he will 
will not gnaw out a monument with his teeth 
marble and just say thank you, which 
Can be spread on bread.                     
                                          
    With that, let me finish this 
a small opus in my honor.              
                                          
                                          
              Post-epigraph:               
                                          
                                          
                   The priest raised 
                   head and said:       
                   -And this is not good! 
                   Go...              
                                          
                   M. Gorky, ibid.     

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