OPEN LETTER KOXOMCKUM TO COLLEAGUES.
"Take off your hats, gentlemen,
bare your heads. Now
The body will be removed."
I. Ilf, E. Petrov; "Golden
calf."
Having no other way to contact
you, we decided to speak out in print, so
Moreover, the magazine is ours, whatever we want, then
we write. C-C-C (I'm waving my fingers).
Lord, when will the youth finally
will he stop drinking? Moreover, at the same time
somehow program if,
Of course, this crap can be called
programming.
Yes, yes, this applies specifically to you,
GLADIATORS, your moronic micro-newspaper
complete crap compared to at least
"FORMAT", not to mention our magazine.
Okay, let's not have each other
fill it with slop, better see for yourself.
Regarding your graphics, I can
say: where you are drawn in the background
beer stall, it's most likely
scanned picture because you
they turned out as if they were alive.
Yes, I have a feeling that your...
will never become a good programmer.
His destiny is basic.
Your music has been torn out, I just don’t remember
from where, and what is most interesting, to enterI entered the newspaper, but to get out of there -
I couldn't for the life of me, it's just as if
walled up.
Lister is also very cool, in one
side and pages only, sell
algorithm for ten (10) pieces, huh?
And yet, I am tormented by the question: who
slows down more, the Chukchi from the joke,
or the one who wrote this “super” newspaper?
It seems to me that your newspaper is needed
was not called "HELP ZONE", (damn, I
I also remember the name!) and “MURZILKA”.
It was like we saw your miracle for the first time,
almost died laughing, of course
not from your stupid jokes, but from the cool
interface that is so cool that
my monitor went dark laughing.
Of course it's none of my business, but people
to whom you convey in your own way
hello, probably won't even blow your nose in
your side. We can also convey
hello at least to Arnold the Black Negro,
but we won’t, suddenly he comes and it’s cruel
will beat...
Well, now let's talk about the good stuff.
Honestly, DAK, I want your music
I liked it, keep up the good work. you
don't be offended by us for being so rude
collision, believe me, we didn’t mean to, it’s just
poured out your soul, but if you want further
publish a magazine, then here’s some advice for you,
at least make it normalgraphic
interface, and everything will be just screwed...,
ok. Basically we don't care, do it
your magazine, even in BASIC, as long as it’s
interesting to sit and read.
It’s certainly good that we have
Ivanov got his own magazines, but
we need to keep an eye on the quality, otherwise
some users may not understand you.
I would also like to advise (as
senior comrade): don’t pick other people’s
programs, such feats do not give you glory
They’ll bring it, if that’s what you want to do,
then do better in your programs.
Okay, bye.
All requests and wishes can
convey it in your journal, I just ask
you, don’t spoil other people’s programs, it’s better
come and say it in words (just don’t
checkmate, checkmate). And remember that on
the offended are given water.
With all my heart to everyone: comrade. Chemist.
The text was typed in the best in the world
(PROS) editor WRITE SYSTEM v.3.00
for PROFI.
From Mr. Gluck: Let me state right away that
not with all the above thoughts I
I agree. I warn you that when the Chemist
wrote all this, me hereno, I
went out to write (to the toilet). (This is in case
if someone comes to beat us.)
I also wonder how you are in your
the newspaper predicted the way you
sold??? Probably telepathy and
crap-mancy. Maybe you can share your experience?
We discussed this issue for a long time with
Vovan and Dima still didn’t understand...
If I were the Chemist, I wouldn’t be like this
categorical, let him remember himself when
I rode a bicycle under the table.
It's not my fault. Mr. Gluck.
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