Advertising - So, well, if you came here, it means you are not yet tired of advertising videos on a stupid box.

                                          
        ADVERTISING, ANNOUNCEMENTS.             

                   "Car covers, color TV. 
                   used t. 379363"        

                   Newspaper advertisement 
                   "Private Trader", #87(245).   

    Yes, yes, if you came here, 
it means you're not tired of advertising yet 
videos on the stupid box.                  

             Well, then let's go.            

             ATTENTION WANTED!             

    Zhonin Denis, please call Mr. 
Gluck and leave your coordinates for 
Khimika (otherwise you moved so quickly that 
didn’t even leave my new address).  You 
you will be very useful to us.  See you. 

           WE ARE LOOKING FOR TALENTS!               

    The "CYBER DREAMS SOFT" group requires 
musician and artist (no payment, but 
We guarantee glory and honor) Tel. 32-11-02. 
Ask Vladimir. For those who are late, 
call Mr. Gluck.  (we also need 
talents).                                 
    The newest software products you 
you can find at the clothing market, which 
located in a workers' village.             

    The cleanest toilet paper you 
you can buy in the VESNA store, 
which is located in the city of Taldy-Kurgan.  

    Selling slightly used 
a condom and a slightly worn wardrobe. 
Tel.22-22-??.                            

    I will buy the book "How to become a programmer" 
without computers." Tel. 11-11+??                   

    I’ll buy a book about God (the Bible. 
editor's note). Tel. 666-666-666. 
Ask Satan.                          

    Children's coat made of roofing felt, used, in 
good condition, r 44. t 45-23-87       

    Selling a good INT signal. 10 t.r. for 
1 kg. Tel. 44-44-??                       

    I'll give 1 KB to good hands. memory of 
fighters for the revolution. Tel. 77-77-??.       

    I'll show you your private parts.     (for 
Kammvolny plant). t 87-23-57       

    I'll buy it or exchange it for an apartment, 
voucher Tel. 88-88-??.                     

    Selling imported device "GLUCOFON", 
to find glitches in the "SPECTRUM" 
16/48/128/256/512/1024", etc.   Tel. 
00-00-??.                                 

    JSC "GLUKMEN" will hire 
professional programmer with experience 
work for at least 75 years. Tel. 99-99-??.    

    Attractive girls will provide services 
to relax tired businessmen. 
Don't offer sex, otherwise we'll agree. t 
43-77-65.                                 

    I don't need anything.t 37-21-12        

    Need a mayor for a city with a population 
200 thousand people.  Children are not a hindrance. Arr: 
Administration of the city of Petrovo, k 243.      

    Selling a used motorcycle. 
held on toframe needs replacement 
windshield wipers.t 54-23-64.             

    I'm kidding.  Inexpensive. dispatcher phone 
76-23-45.                                 

    Always fresh bread, delivered monthly. 
"Yubileiny" store.                      

      GLADIATORS from Kokhma! Let's live 
together and disc such cool games 
like: Python +10 levels, Eric with bubbles, 
and all the same games from the 83rd year of release, 
which no one ripped off onto disk because 
complexity of protection.                         

    New DEMO from ENLIGHT'96 can be 
buy from Vovan from CDS.                 

    Advertising and announcements are accepted 
FREE, although no sponsorship 
EXCLUDED and will even be ENCOURAGED.        
    THE EDITOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR 
CONTENT OF ADVERTISINGS AS 
AND FOR EVERYTHING ELSE.  IF WE 
IF YOU HAVE INSANELY OFFENSED, SO HUMBLY 
WE ASK FOR SORRY.

    Sincerely, Chemist and Mr. Gluck.