Programmers - Basic for some: The delights of BASIC.

                                          
      THE CHARMS OF BASIC.                  

                 "However, a lot 
             there are still adherents 
             standard Spectrum 
             BASIC."                    

         A. Larchenko, N. Rodionov, " ZX   
           SPECTRUM for users and 
         programmers", Peter 1993.      

                        c Chemist           

    So, you probably already know that 
BASIC is a programming language 
high level. This is the fastest language in 
world (about 6.43256 times faster 
assembler).   All experienced programmers 
they write their programs on this SUPER 
FAST language (including us). 
This language was invented in our hometown 
IVANOVO, two very famous people, 
Comrade LENIN and Comrade FRUNZE.  It happened in 
one of the clinic's wards in the town 
"BOGORODSKOE"... Oh well, that's enough 
delve into historical shit, let's move on 
by now. You've probably heard 
from their grandmothers, that JAPAN's 
are going to produce a computer 
fifth generation, so, in it the main 
the language will not be any SUPER 
PROLOGUE, but SUPER BASIC!                   
    This car will have speed 
awesome (somewhere around 25.43 ops)! And 
this SUPER COMPUTERwill have access to everyone 
databases, imagine: you 
wanted to know the company's phone number" 
IBM ", nothing is simpler, you give the request 
your SUPER COMPUTER and wait, then wait some more, 
and again, and finally after 25 years you (or 
your heirs) you get an answer, and 
the answer reads: "IBM    
WENT BANKRUPTCY 10 YEARS AGO, SELLING EVERYTHING 
RIGHTS TO THE "APPLE" COMPANY.                   
  Cool, isn't it? All that's left is 
find out their phone number.   (and there they will send to 
Uryupinsk Radio Plant, well, that one will be 
forever).                                   
    Yes, whatever you say, BASIC is the best 
coolest language all over the world!!!               
    Yes, you probably ask: “WHY? 
DO YOU NEED COMPILERS FOR BASIC?", answer 
simple: “You see, BASIC IS VERY FAST 
LANGUAGE and to slow down a little 
him, WE NEED COMPILERS", otherwise imagine 
imagine a game in which sprites rush around 
screen with a HUGE (I'm not afraid of this 
words) speed.  Let me give you an example: B 
there is a game "PYTHON" in the app 
completely made in SUPER BASIC, with 
volume without any compilers, that's it 
look what a SUPER game this game is 
crazy speed!!!                      
    So if you want to write games 
or systems, then be sure to write them to 
"SUPER BASIC" andwill help you 
wonderful book "HOW TO WRITE A GAME" 
IN BASIC."  Ask in stores 
city, or come to us at:   
    M. Bogorodskoye, Clinic for the mentally ill 
sick programmers, room number 
126/32.5 ask SIR CLIVE SINCLAIR and 
DONALD DUCK.                          

                SEE YOU !!!            

    From the editor: regarding Python - to me 
I really like this game, I hope so 
you will like it too;  if according to 
for some reason she will not be in 
application (for example, our trading geniuses 
forget to write down half of the files), then 
You can purchase it from me personally, or at 
market of a workers' village in Ivanovo near Oleg, 
By the way, you can buy a lot of new ones there 
(and not so) hits, for which Oleg is very grateful 
gratitude from our entire office and from 
me personally. (no humor...)