Ottyag - What you shouldn’t say or do if you’re drunk on vodka.

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│  What not to say or  │
│  do if you're drunk  │
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     Sometimes it happens that you wake up
in the morning with a fucking hangover and you start
slowly and painfully because your
my poor head is just splitting,
pass last night.  Here below you are
you will find several things that would not
should have been said or done while intoxicated
frenzy.

01. Never carry a box with you
    with discs on which the original
    new texts of your programs.
    (Recently I(Chasm) was in a state of
    the intoxication had the inconvenience of sweating
    tear out a box of discs on which
    there were texts for this section.  True,
    I'm already done, as you may have noticed,
    restored, but it’s a pity for the box - it’s damaged
    there was.  Even to Dnepropetrovsk
    I went to the post office to see Sendetsky.  So,
    if you found it, please call
    My background is 26-59-68 in Rybinsk.)
02. Don't say: "I would fuck your
    sister!"
03. A joke like: “It was your mother, with
    who did I see you in the city yesterday?" -
    doesn't roll either.
04. And for the words: “The moreI drink so
    you look better!" - you can semi-
    read on face.
05. Don’t start driving empty cars like:
    "I wonder if your brain can remember-
    thread an infinite number of things,

    or is there some kind of limit? "
    Because it might be too painful -
    great load for your ears
    drinking interlocutor, and instead of continuing
    conversation, he most likely wants to
    even to hit you in the neck.
06. Not a very cool idea to invest five-
    ten ruble coin in a condom and
    quietly put it in a mug of beer
    your friend and then make fun of him,
    waiting for him to finish it.
07. Puke.
08. Puke from the balcony of the club dance floor
    ba.
09. Fucking with a picked chick in the toilet -
    those club, because cum very drunk
    It’s always hard for a person, besides
    someone might be impatient about
    lime there point N 07.
10. After you leave the club, don't
    it's worth smashing the windows of nearby stalls
    kov and demand from sellers free
    vodka battle.
11. Don’t get noticed by the cops

    since they may want to
    not to send you to a sober prison or to
    day. (Brrr!)
12. If you decide to get drunk without leaving
    cars, then not a good idea,
    will loudly swear at passers-by,
    through an open car window.  Because
    that you have a real chancesemi-
    write on face directly through this very thing
    window (then, most likely, you will want
    I want to deal with the impudent person, but this
    may lead to point N 11).
13. If you still got drunk in the car, then
    It’s better to sleep in it - in the morning
    there will be fewer headaches, since
    if you're drunk, the likelihood of getting caught
    much more accident.

     Of course, I didn’t do all of the above.
listed, but I can say that if
after all is said and done in co-
in a complete stupor, you woke up in
in your entrance on the stairs - this is not too
com bad end to the night!

     If you have ever gotten drunk in
smoke, then probably one of the above
points are on your conscience (rather
just point N 07).  What if it's alcoholic?
frenzy is not familiar to you yet, then take it to
Note all of the above.
     But let's not get too busy
about this and now I will offer you more
one test.


           (C) Extacy 3